ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | And to top it off my Fantasy team is sucking.
Oh hey, another list about the rapture too. |
ButcheredChildren
05.22.11 | Are you fucked? |
TheStefan
05.22.11 | I can see where he's coming from. I mean, I'm as happy to be alive as the next guy, but it would be pretty cool I guess. |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | Like to just have 200 foot waves of lava, or have tsunamis, if you get over the terror I think it would be cool. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Meh, if I'm going to die a horrible painful death I think I'd rather it be from a zombie apocalypse than a natural disaster. |
ButcheredChildren
05.22.11 | You guys must be really bored. |
jayfatha
05.22.11 | I think being sucked up into a tornado would be the funnest way to die. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Complete non-sequitur there @ Butchered |
someguest
05.22.11 | you know what really chaps my ass |
Cosmiche
05.22.11 | EVERYBODY RUN FROM THA SHOTGUN |
ButcheredChildren
05.22.11 | @foreverendeared I never inferred that I was making a deductive analysis of the mentality of these people turdface |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | A tornado would be great, it'd be like an amusement park ride.. yet you die at the end. |
anarchistfish
05.22.11 | I'm watching Zombieland.
This is a kinda cool scenario. I mean trawling the land, smashing whatever you want part- not the getting killed part.
Also Emma Stone is hot. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Nah, being sucked into a black hole would be the coolest. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Emma Stone is disgusting and I'm pretty sure she's a man. Just my opinion. |
someguest
05.22.11 | yeah that's what my dick told me @ forever |
ButcheredChildren
05.22.11 | ^LMFAO |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | Would you die from going into a black hole? |
SHAKEandBAKE
05.22.11 | I was actually really hoping that it would happen (even though it was obviously a hoax). The rapture would have shown us that god really does exist, making our lives not meaningless. |
anarchistfish
05.22.11 | Definitely just your opinion. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | "Would you die from going into a black hole?"
Yes |
vanderb0b
05.22.11 | I was hoping that the rapture would get me out of playing a piano competition tomorrow, but it looks like I'm out of luck.
Nice list. |
someguest
05.22.11 | depends how black the hole is |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | "The rapture would have shown us that god really does exist, making our lives not meaningless."
One, there being no God doesn't make your life meaningless.
Two, There being a God doesn't mean that having meaning is a good thing. |
someguest
05.22.11 | quit using your brian |
anarchistfish
05.22.11 | Life is meaningless whether there's a god or not |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | my brian :] |
someguest
05.22.11 | the point of life is to make babies with bitches and serve god
use condoms, go atheist, and eat a lot of beans |
Loanshark
05.22.11 | I want zombies in 2012. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | and also to fart a lot in church but make sure to go to early service so that it's morning extra smelly farts |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | Also more older people go to the earlier services! |
someguest
05.22.11 | personally i find more enjoyment farting in court
that way I'm always the defendant |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | yeah and old people are fun to kill when they get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the service |
Curse.
05.22.11 | I was hoping for a raptor personally |
anarchistfish
05.22.11 | You have issues @ forever |
someguest
05.22.11 | i raped an old woman once
let me tell you those depends really do have a no slip grip |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | I shouldn't have laughed at that^ |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | old women are the least fun to rape though because they can't get pregnant and I must plant my seed as much as possible |
Loanshark
05.22.11 | what the fuck..... |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | and they don't struggle as much
hey Loanshark got any sisters? |
Loanshark
05.22.11 | Nope. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | damnit, i've pretty much used up my mom |
someguest
05.22.11 | how about grandmothers? |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | It seems to me you should rape the girls at sex addiction meeting because they wouldn't object at all. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Can't rape the willing. |
someguest
05.22.11 | seems you're confused on the definition of rape |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | c'mon this is rape 101 ARuined |
Loanshark
05.22.11 | Then it wouldn't be rape, Empire. |
darkbunny
05.22.11 | 4 and 7 are fucking amazing. |
someguest
05.22.11 | to me if it isn't rape, it isn't sex
it's just masturbation with someone else |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | Oh right! I'm new to this whole raping thing, obviously. I'll get a pad and pencil and take notes. |
Loanshark
05.22.11 | Good idea, you never know when knowledge can be useful. |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Start with small animals like gerbils and hamsters. They'll usually die on you mid-rape, but that really gets the blood pumping and makes you feel powerful. |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | Is that rape though? Or bestiality? |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Well, they don't like it, that's for sure. |
someguest
05.22.11 | bestiality is just a term developed by the religious to stop you from experiencing all of life's pleasures |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | ^fucking nailed it.... figuratively |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | After little animals move on to passed out college girls? |
foreverendeared
05.22.11 | Probably wanna stick to someone in the family before you branch out to strangers. |
Crymsonblaze
05.22.11 | "Meh, if I'm going to die a horrible painful death I think I'd rather it be from a zombie apocalypse than a natural disaster." [2]
I agree with this. Zombie apocalypse is really the only way to go. |
savagecabbage
05.22.11 | I skinned a hamster and made a jimmyhat |
SHAKEandBAKE
05.22.11 | Thread is so fucked up. |
Deviant.
05.22.11 | "You guys must be really bored."
Says the guy who made a list about needing milk for his cereal
"@foreverendeared I never inferred that I was making a deductive analysis of the mentality of these people turdface"
You obviously have no idea what a non sequitur is |
AnotherBrick
05.22.11 | dont know why they just dont take out the teeth of every person that dies. BOOM zombies lose |
Ire
05.22.11 | NOT |
savagecabbage
05.22.11 | I hang rabbits feet from each side of the hamster condom for good luck. It looks bad ass. |
AnotherBrick
05.22.11 | oh ya, i'm talking about the zombies that come out of the ground, not the other types |
savagecabbage
05.22.11 | ahhh yes, the asshole zombies. |
ButcheredChildren
05.22.11 | @Deviant: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/non+sequitur
and that list about milk was golden!!! |
Deviant.
05.22.11 | Yes, and despite your attempts to justify what you wrote it was still illogical. So.... |
acorncheese
05.22.11 | i am disappoint? |
Loanshark
05.22.11 | Equip everyone with a broadsword. Zombies lose instantly. |
AfterTheBreakdown
05.22.11 | "Can't rape the willing" sounds like a good band name. |
savagecabbage
05.22.11 | You guys remember beanie babies? I have a rough concept but it's geared towards beanie baby condoms for vaginal pleasure. Then again, wearing one would be faggy and would make your junk sound small. nevermind. |
AfterTheBreakdown
05.22.11 | Wtf |
lobby
05.22.11 | 5 is a really good album, js |
pmmets07
05.22.11 | i was 100% hoping it would happen |
ARuinedEmpire
05.22.11 | Yea, 5 is great. |