FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | List was rushed a bit due to high demand. I feel it might be a little disappointing, but I'll leave it up and gauge responses. |
Relinquished
09.25.11 | special mention to: xtoxin |
Trebor.
09.25.11 | A common thread is that most of these users say imo a lot |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | Made an adjustment to 9.
Can't leave Mappy off of a list like this. |
Obfuscation24
09.25.11 | 4/5 could use more obfus but otherwise quality read |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | But I like you, Obfus. |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | Do you even know what a neckbeard is?
/facepalm |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | Also, your avatar is incredible, and thanks for pairing me with Bless The Martyr, love that album,
regardless of the obvious Botch cloning. |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | Yes, I know what a neckbeard is.
I'm not looking at your "picture." I'm just assuming you have one. |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | I shave my neck and keep my beard along my jawline, bro. It's a respectable beard. |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | Then trim your pubes as well, because they're not supposed to reach up to your neck. |
Obfuscation24
09.25.11 | I actually like you too Pit, although when I was a fresh Sputnik youngling you harassed me like no other. Can't say I have a problem with any of these users, although Rosa can be on his man-period quite a bit. |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | Dude, you can't just declare a beard that isn't on somebody's neck to be a neckbeard. It doesn't make any sense. |
toxin.
09.25.11 | @Relinquished, thanks for the nom |
Blackbelt54
09.25.11 | lol nice list |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | I'm assuming you have one, though. That's the point. Most people that have a neckbeard tend to act
like a bitch every time someone says they don't agree with them, so why wouldn't I think you have one? |
pizzamachine
09.25.11 | classic list is classic |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | Nigga, you tha biggest hypocrite eva, ily. |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | Whatever Mappy. Go back to the deathcore thread and continue the pathetic bitch-fest you still haven't given up on days later. |
Scoot
09.25.11 | i feel that our late night fb chat may have spared me from your wrath
nevertheless 5/5 list would read again |
Megadeth
09.25.11 | attention whore |
MO
09.25.11 | classic pit right here, good shit |
ChrisHansen
09.25.11 | All of these users are fucking retarded and in need of castration, especially Jozh. |
Restrikted
09.25.11 | best list ever |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | ChrisHansen - wanna make out bro? |
AfterTheBreakdown
09.25.11 | I love the album you gave me:) |
americanmusicmachine
09.25.11 | wait what's wrong w/ a neckbeard? i have one and i think i pull it off reasonably well. |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | "i feel that our late night fb chat"
How gay are we?
"may have spared me from your wrath"
Nah, I never had a problem with you before. |
jayfatha
09.25.11 | Quite an entertaining read |
AlonsoHarris
09.25.11 | I'm glad I didn't make this list, but then again not enough people give 2 shits about Sir Harris on here |
witchxrapist
09.25.11 | Pit, how does it feel to be mad 24/7? |
whywontyoudie
09.25.11 | God I love you Pit. |
climactic
09.25.11 | i don't know who #8 is |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | "Pit, how does it feel to be mad 24/7?"
Mappy, if you're going to bring it, bring it. Don't disappoint me. |
Josh D.
09.25.11 | Never seen 8 before. |
theacademy
09.25.11 | haha qwe doesn't have to "try to outsmart" anyone |
omnipanzer
09.25.11 | I'm sorry you were rushed bro.
List is entertaining anyway. |
LG
09.25.11 | Fucking cuntz need a life |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | "haha qwe doesn't have to "try to outsmart" anyone"
Lol okay acad. |
dnor
09.25.11 | Nice list |
FrankRedHot
09.25.11 | 10 is the worst user here. |
Uranium
09.25.11 | list is schweet |
toxin.
09.25.11 | I agree with 8. I thought he was just a misinformed newb but he ended up being a tool so idk |
omnipanzer
09.25.11 | "10 is the worst user here." Hands down |
dnor
09.25.11 | Nah 10's mild. |
LG
09.25.11 | 10's not the worst. He's the best! |
dnor
09.25.11 | Let's not go that far LG |
kris.
09.26.11 | 1 and 5 can fuck off and die |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | at least pit knows his place. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | ^mad |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Keep trying, Mappy. |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | still seeking approval, huh? |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | You talking to me, Brosef? |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | nope |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | Brosef I'm seriously about to suck your dick. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Keep trying, Mappy. Sooner or later you might be funny. |
eternium
09.26.11 | 3 is the worst. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | Pit it's amazing that you still think you're funny/a good troll. Seriously. You repeat yourself
constantly. I get it, you have some inferiority problems that you take out on me because you're like,
the more annoying light version of me, but you can't touch this shit, because you don't have my
depraved sex freak prowess. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | You're getting closer, but still not funny. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | My edit's better tbh.
But please stop trying to be like, the sputnik authority on hardcore/comedy/trolling. You suck at all three. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "Pit it's amazing that you still think you're funny/a good troll."
I dunno. Other people seem to think so.
"Seriously. You repeat yourself constantly"
Jealous?
"I get it, you have some inferiority problems that you take out on me because you're like, the more annoying light version of me, but you can't touch this shit, because you don't have my depraved sex freak prowess."
Yeah, I'm still not laughing.
"But please stop trying to be like, the sputnik authority on hardcore/comedy/trolling. You suck at all three."
For you to be the Sputnik authority on hardcore/comedy/trolling, don't you have to be funny first?
|
Scoot
09.26.11 | hardcore comedy trolling sounds like megadeth |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | Apparently you have poor reading comprehension, but I figured that one out a while.
As for people on here thinking you're funny: it's a plethora of 17 year olds with horrible tastes in every aspect of art. Bravo.
Keep trying to one up me bro. :) |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "Apparently you have poor reading comprehension, but I figured that one out a while."
Sure
"As for people on here thinking you're funny: it's a plethora of 17 year olds with horrible tastes in every aspect of art. Bravo"
See how I can't help but think you're jealous?
"Keep trying to one up me bro. :)"
Who's trying to one up you? I'm just responding to your constant whining.
|
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | Pit if you were here right now I'd totally rape your butt. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | That would be so hot. |
TheArkitecht
09.26.11 | Wow dude you're raging hard, it's just the internet... chill. |
theacademy
09.26.11 | who is 4 and 8?
rosa is a little annoying but he/she has grown on me a bit
qwe is the man
mapquest is aite
idk pit, except jozh none of these users are really cancerous imo |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | "Who's trying to one up you? I'm just responding to your constant whining."
This logic implies that you constantly whine as well. :) |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Eh, it's just my opinion, Acad. As I said I was rushed and buckled to the peer pressure of releasing this list today, so I feel it was rushed a bit. Whatever.... it's fulfilled the intended purpose. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "This logic implies that you constantly whine as well. :)"
Not really. I just have fun. |
Knott-
09.26.11 | This is the kind of list I save just in case people become famous or powerful so I can sell them to news networks. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | *woooosh*
that's the sound of that one going over your head. |
Yuli
09.26.11 | #10 is definitely the most accurate one on the list |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "This is the kind of list I save just in case people become famous or powerful so I can sell them to news networks."
Yeah, but we all know that's knott gonna happen.
"*woooosh*
that's the sound of that one going over your head."
Not really. I understood it perfectly well, considering you think I emulate you(dont flatter yourself sweetheart). I look at it as more like I'm "informing," not whining. It's all a matter of perspective.
Rosa, don't post shit from my facebook here. I'd appreciate it.
"#10 is definitely the most accurate one on the list"
Oh, look! He's back! What happened last time again?
|
Knott-
09.26.11 | The thing is you so clearly think you're above this website surveying it and playing it, but lol |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | I know I'm alone here but I kind of adore Jozh, He 's quirky and lovable. Rosa has grown on me but I totally get the hate. The description for Qwe is pretty accurate if not a tad harsh. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | "Not really. I understood it perfectly well, considering you think I emulate you(dont flatter yourself sweetheart)."
No, that's not at all what I was getting at. You see, I'm just saying, we're both purposefully annoying pricks, but you're more on the end of just being annoying, whereas I'm a fucking mental juggernaut, bitch.
"I look at it as more like I'm "informing," not whining. It's all a matter of perspective."
See I'm not talking about "informing" or anything to that nature, it's definitely gone over your head. |
iFghtffyrdmns
09.26.11 | h8 yeah |
Hyperion1001
09.26.11 | Way too much dick touching itt. |
MO
09.26.11 | "Rosa, don't post shit from my facebook here. I'd appreciate it."
yea that`s what happens when they have no ammo left |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "The thing is you so clearly think you're above this website surveying it and playing it, but lol"
Or I could just be having fun because people like you take it as serious as anything else in life.
"Rosa has grown on me but I totally get the hate"
He's honestly not as bad as I make him out to be, but I enjoy poking him in the ribs a bit.
"The description for Qwe is pretty accurate if not a tad harsh."
Harsh description for a harsh man
|
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "See I'm not talking about "informing" or anything to that nature, it's definitely gone over your head."
Lol, I think you missed the point of my statement, then. Lern2compryhend or some other internet bullshit |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | witch wants your approval so bad. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | I know. I'm starting to feel bad for the little guy. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "surprised im not on here. also a few of these are correct."
You're not on here because, just like your parents, I couldn't give a shit about you. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "I'd agree that I should be on here
I don't really try though."
C'mon Rosa! It's us! You don't need to lie!
"and lil b 5s are never serious. dumbass"
How am I supposed to believe that when you had TDWP's newest at a 4?
|
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | "Way too much dick touching itt."
did you mean "not enought"? |
Knott-
09.26.11 | lol ok pit |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | "witch wants your approval so bad."
Dude, idk who you are, but you've just been spouting mad dumb in this here list. Y'all don't know me, y'all don't know how I do. |
dixoncocks
09.26.11 | maybe one day ill make this list. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | Pit freaking out about people liking bands he secretly likes, now we're getting to the show! |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | You know what's sad, Knott? I've been here for 2 years and you still don't have a clue how I operate. You despise me. I get that. Isn't it time for you to stop trying to start shit with me? All it does is end up with you saying exactly that: "lol ok pit." Dude, move on. Stop holding a grudge.
Or let's continue, because I find the fact that you hate me this much quite hilarious. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "those two things are completely related lol"
Has nothing to do with relations, but has everything to do with how your mind works :-).
"Pit freaking out about people liking bands he secretly likes, now we're getting to the show!"
Still trying too hard. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | And see Rosa..... if I were to put TDWP's newest one on here, and if I didn't already talk to you about it, you'd claim it was a joke 4 as well. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | lmao
Yes, I'm the one trying too hard, coming from the guy who constantly goes out of his way to inform 17 year olds that he's the REAL MASTER TROLL.... |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "Yes, I'm the one trying too hard, coming from the guy who constantly goes out of his way to inform 17 year olds that he's the REAL MASTER TROLL...."
Mappy, aren't you getting exhausted from all the effort? I know I would be. |
Mendross
09.26.11 | Not as hard as this list tries. |
TheArkitecht
09.26.11 | Wow this site just went full retard. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | @ Mendross Ok, someone's alt. |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | @witch how can the truth be dumb? you obviously want his dick, and like a ravenous slut that is denied, you go on a hissy fit. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | "Mappy, aren't you getting exhausted from all the effort? I know I would be."
There's that wonderful pretense again...
"@witch how can the truth be dumb? you obviously want his dick, and like a ravenous slut that is denied, you go on a hissy fit."
IDK who you are, but you gotta lurk more. |
Spec
09.26.11 | Classic pit list is classic. |
someguest
09.26.11 | cool list pit |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "There's that wonderful pretense again..."
Yawn. |
Slum
09.26.11 | so do people really take this site this seriously or is it a joke i don't quite understand |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "pit is your life anything more than pathetic yet lol"
Got me nailed there. |
someguest
09.26.11 | he has sex with women and has children doesn't get any more pathetic than that |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | sex is so sad |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Last time I checked, pathetic was copying/pasting someone's facebook status on Sputnik and using it
out of context. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | he has sex with women? gross! |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Running out of material, Rosa? Oh...
Nevermind, you never had any. |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | "IDK who you are, but you gotta lurk more."
lol dont worry buddy, ive been here long enough. |
Spec
09.26.11 | That's not even cool. |
someguest
09.26.11 | Pit, I think the users here fail to understand that those who troll and act tough are often the most intellectual and in touch with their emotions. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Yeah, but he's really reaching Spec. Shows he has nothing else to say, as usual. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "Pit, I think the users here fail to understand that those who troll and act tough are often the most intellectual and in touch with their emotions."
*Grabs tissue for tears* I agree *sniffle-sniffle* with you 100%, someguest. WIth all of my *Wipes tears again* HEART! |
someguest
09.26.11 | tears of truth |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Only if you say please. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | For the record, I know some pieces of shit that get laid all the time, they're still spineless,
pathetic, wastes of life. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "Damn... like. I know some pieces of shit that get laid all the time, they're still spineless, pathetic, wastes of life."
That's the most honest thing you've said about yourself since I've known you! Finally making progress!! |
someguest
09.26.11 | It's really difficult to be argumentative when you're listening to Mono. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | I feel like we should maybe get Mappy some type of present, because that's a real breakthrough! |
Josh D.
09.26.11 | Hey guys. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Sup homie? Rough day in Houston? |
balcaen
09.26.11 | good list bro
pretty sure all of these people have said something uncalled for at some point. good times |
Josh D.
09.26.11 | "Sup homie? Rough day in Houston"
Nah, I picked the Saints to win, although it was a heartbreaker, as they say. |
someguest
09.26.11 | Man, how about those Lions? |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Yeah.....
I feel like the Dolphins have slapped me personally in the face. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Lions are playoff bound in that NFC north
|
someguest
09.26.11 | ^
Detroit's comeback year. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | I'm rooting for them. It's hard not to. I love their coach and Stafford is as tough as they come. |
Scoot
09.26.11 | stfu give us back cam wake then |
Josh D.
09.26.11 | Tough? He's barely played due to injury. |
loveisamixtape
09.26.11 | feels bad to be a rams fan, guys. seriously |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "stfu give us back cam wake then"
HEY! YOU CANNOT HAVE HIM BACK! THAT MOHAWK'S TOO IMPORTANT!!!
"Tough? He's barely played due to injury."
Well, it's hard to show how tough you are when your line doesn't do anything but open up the floodgates for you. |
Josh D.
09.26.11 | David Carr didn't miss games :/
|
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | David Carr wasn't getting lambasted as bad as Stafford was his first two years. I mean, c'mon, the guy finished a win with a separated shoulder.
And I know a cramp isn't all that big of a deal, but to throw a perfect fade pass on basically one leg isn't something EVERYONE can do. |
lucasjcockcroft
09.26.11 | Lions are playoff bound in that NFC north(2)
stafford. |
Josh D.
09.26.11 | "I mean, c'mon, the guy finished a win with a separated shoulder."
That was pretty badass. |
Scoot
09.26.11 | wake was the best defensive player the cfl has ever seen |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Yeah, he's pretty amazing, Scoot. Unfortunately, teams are double-teaming him to end because the Dolphins don't have a strong pass rusher on the other side.
Where'd Rosa go? I figured he wanted to discuss my separation some more! |
Josh D.
09.26.11 | "wake was the best defensive player the cfl has ever seen"
And doesn't the CFL line up a yard apart? What the fuck.
So yeah, he has to be good if that's the case. |
witchxrapist
09.26.11 | What I'm wondering is who the hell would even consider marrying someone so obnoxious in the first place... |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Still trying way too hard, Mappy. Maybe if you wrote some stuff down before hand it might help? |
someguest
09.26.11 | but are you a bearded, fat, transvestite Frank?
that'll turn anyone on |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | I mean, I've gained some weight, but I wouldn't call myself fat. Is the fact that I don't go on the internet and act like a tranny because I don't get enough attention already holding me back? |
someguest
09.26.11 | maybe
you should really start exploiting every deplorable aspect of your life |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Hmmmmm...... like about how I jerk off to CMNF porn every night? |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | "you should really start exploiting every deplorable aspect of your life"
Or at least make a few up. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Like how I have a problem with raping cast members of the Andy Griffith Show? |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | Perfect |
someguest
09.26.11 | aunt bea just loves the d |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | D = dirt button |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | How I randomly kill squirrels and use their organs to make clothes for underprivileged bears? |
FearThyEvil
09.26.11 | Wheres Ipodmastery? |
Knott-
09.26.11 | Despising people over the internet isn't really something I go in for lol. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "Despising people over the internet isn't really something I go in for lol."
I don't believe you. I would if you didn't jump on my lists(where you know what's gonna happen, come on), but you seem to always want to leave me a piece of your mind. You might not despise me, but you do make it seem like I bother you. |
Knott-
09.26.11 | I basically just find it funny that there's another layer to your royal trollnezz that you're only going to realise exists in a few years time. It's nothing personal, or novel. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "I basically just find it funny that there's another layer to your royal trollnezz that you're only going to realise exists in a few years time."
Ok, Dr. Freud. I'll be sure to remember that.
"It's nothing personal, or novel."
yeah, okay.
|
Knott-
09.26.11 | A few years ago you prob would've bothered me, almost certainly in fact. And you post plenty of lists I don't even see! |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "A few years ago you prob would've bothered me, almost certainly in fact. And you post plenty of lists I don't even see!"
Didn't your mother ever teach you that lying is immoral? |
wabbit
09.26.11 | I thought this guy and someguest were the same guy |
someguest
09.26.11 | Knott, read my post up there. I already said it. |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | "I thought this guy and someguest were the same guy"
Who is "this"? |
someguest
09.26.11 | lol rabbit |
Knott-
09.26.11 | someguest you're on about the whole 'trolls are most in control of their emotions' thing? lol |
HeyBrosef
09.26.11 | lol holy shit, this is still going? |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | There's Knott, doing what he does best: over-complicating things |
someguest
09.26.11 | Knott, what I'm saying is people who "troll" are really emotionally mature, enough to where they can trigger any emotional reaction they're looking for from another individual. |
Knott-
09.26.11 | You neglect to realise that wanting to manipulate people in that way in the first place makes you pretty laughable. I'm out, it's 3.30. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Don't go Knott! No one here can survive without your superior mental ability to over-think things! |
someguest
09.26.11 | "You neglect to realise that wanting to manipulate people in that way in the first place makes you pretty laughable."
It's a superiority complex. We all have our problems. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Knott doesn't, some. He's apparently perfect in every way! |
someguest
09.26.11 | Pit, are you a first born or only child? |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | You're asking something I can't answer, guest. Not because I refuse to, but because I, well, really don't know. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | I'd also prefer to leave this conversation where it is and move on to something else. |
someguest
09.26.11 | I figure you are the way you act on here. It's all good. |
Spec
09.26.11 | DO KNOTT GO |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | My childhood has nothing to do with how I act on here, just like how I act on here has no bearing on my real life. I realize this is the internet, and I'm here to have fun. I can't act like an asshole in real life all of the time, because I have people that look to me for support and help.
Seriously, though, are you really trying to psycho-analyze me on the internet? |
FearThyEvil
09.26.11 | I really want to see what that retard Pharoh has to say for himself. My most hated user by far or Haydendyson. |
someguest
09.26.11 | I just know how first borns are compared to kids who come later. The thought process is different. |
Spec
09.26.11 | Jozh is right up there. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | "I really want to see what that retard Pharoh has to say for himself"
He'll say what he always say:
"THE FAIL TROLL IS BACK! GRR OUWGBEWGBWOUGBWOEUGHOWEHGOWEIHGOQIWUB:" |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Next time I get banned, my new name is going to be the TheVentingFailingTroll |
tarkus
09.26.11 | HaydenDyson would be on mine |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | He's just dumb. |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | 203
nicely done sir |
Apollo
09.26.11 | # 10 is a fag |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | Awwwww, he called me a fag! |
BallsToTheWall
09.26.11 | Triple penetration. |
FrankRedHot
09.26.11 | triple? try fitting 4 in Mappy's asshole. THere's always room for 12 more |
omnipanzer
09.26.11 | sputnik's number 1 go to insult [2] |
Ignimbrite
09.26.11 | 10 is such a fag i hate him so much |
Wolfhorde
09.26.11 | This really made me laugh. |
Crymsonblaze
09.26.11 | not bad |
UnnamedOcean
09.26.11 | I'm never going to be (in)famous D: |