BigHans
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Last Active 11-01-19 7:59 pm
Joined 10-08-09

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10.27.22 RIP Spirit 12.05.19 Spotify Artist of the Decade
12.03.19 Hans' Decade Jams 10.31.19 Hans Halloween Hard Jams Inc
10.09.19 10 Years of Hans 08.14.19 Man Buns Need Not Apply - Monster Truck
07.11.19 30k, Up the Irons07.09.19 Metal Hearts (Ballads of Might)
06.24.19 How Am I Not Deaf Yet - 3 Years of Conc06.11.19 Slap My Bass (And Give Me Grooves)
01.24.18 Rec me SWAGGER jams09.13.17 The National "Moments"
08.09.17 Roadhouse Jams05.25.16 Hans' Epic Concert Month
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.26.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 5702.17.14 Riff Goddamn City
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Hans' 2011 Songs

Loosely Ranked.
1Steel Panther
It Won't Suck Itself

Dont care if Chad Kroeger is on this. Song rules.
2The Roots
Kool On

So Fucking Good
3The Horrible Crowes
Behold the Hurricane

One of the best songs Springsteen never wrote.
4Mastodon
Stargasm

title pretty much explains it perfectly.
5Tech N9ne
Worldwide Choppers

This is one of the best rap songs Ive ever heard.
6Anthrax
The Devil You Know

Chorus is from God.
7CunninLynguists
Dreams

so pretty
8M83
Reunion

Rips off Simple Minds so bad but its so good.
9The War on Drugs
I'm From There

The best song Sprinsteen never wrote (2)
10Rival Sons
Young Love

Belongs in a Tarantino Movie. RAWK.
11Bon Iver
Perth

Its a giant call-to-arms.
12Fair to Midland
Short Haired Tornado

That chorus
13Red City Radio
Two For Flinching

TOGETHER WE WILL BURN THIS FUCKING CITY TO THE GROUND.
14Lo-Pan
Bleeding Out

RAWK
15Fucked Up
Turn the Season

Probably shouldve put this higher
16Big K.R.I.T.
Sookie Now

so boss
17Phonte
Everything is Falling Down

great hip Hop, hits home.
18Andrew Jackson Jihad
Sad Songs: Intermission

WHO FUCKING GIVES A RATS ASS STEVE JUST WRITE A LOVE SONG
19Sims
When It Rolls In

Atmospheric indie rap
20Frank Turner
Peggy Sang the Blues

DOESNT MATTER WHERE YOU COME FROM
21Coldplay
Charlie Brown

What can I say Im a sucker for arena rock
22Mastodon
Octupus Has No Friends

space pop metal
23The Horrible Crowes
Ladykiller

The best song Springsteen never wrote (3)
24Mac Lethal
Citrus

epic break up song from the Pancake Rapper
25CunninLynguists
Enemies with Benefits

YOUR BOYFRIENDS A CHUMP HE ROCKS A ONESIE
26Fair to Midland
Golden Parachutes

That chorus (2)
27Limp Bizkit
Walking Away

Yes Im serious
28The Black Keys
Lonely Boy

I shouldve put this higher
29Yuck
Sunday

impressively melodic
30Red City Radio
Spinning In Circles is a Gateway Drug

Get this album now
31Bon Iver
Holocene

If you dont like this song you pretty much have no soul
32The War on Drugs
Baby Missiles

Hey Brandon Flowers, this is how you properly rip off Springsteen
33Black Tusk
Bring Me Darkness

slays hard
34Suplecs
In Your Shadow

badass rawk song that probably only me, Inveigh, and Greg84 know.
35Steel Panther
Weenie Ride

Pretty much the best power ballad ever
36M83
Midnight City

pretty much everyones #1. Too me it sounds like something MGMT is pissed they didnt write.
37Foo Fighters
White Limo

Badass return to form
38Manchester Orchestra
April Fool

RAWKIN Indie
39Dropkick Murphys
Going Out in Style

Smokes.
40Anthrax
Fight Em Till You Cant

This is how you do it, Megadeth.
41Times of Grace
Strength in Numbers

Not the biggest metalcore fan but this rules
42Rise Against
Architects

Hey, it had to have a couple good songs right?
43CunninLynguists
Hard As They Come

album is just unstoppable.
44The Horrible Crowes
Go Tell Everybody

Has one of the best Codas ever.
45Raekwon
Chop Chop Ninja

boss
46The Dear Hunter
Progress

best song on the album IMO
47Turbowolf
A Rose for the Crows

Badass stoner rawk
48The War on Drugs
Come to the City

This time they ape U2 and its awesome
49Rival Sons
All Over the Road

Should be in a Coors commercial
50Mac Lethal
I'm Odd

He wrote this in like 10 minutes and it doesnt show.
51Phonte
Good Fight

Great stuff
52The Roots
One Time

Theres like 4 songs off this I could have put on the list.
53Mastodon
Curl of the Burl

ITS JUST THE WAY OF THE WORLDDDDDDDDDDD
54Frank Turner
Eulogy

If it was longer, it might be in the top 10.
55Big KRIT
The Vent

soulfull
56Manchester Orchestra
Simple Math

song is just huge for indie
57Megadeth
Sudden Death

One of the only m/ songs on the album.
58Yeezy and Jigga/J-Hova/Hov aka kanye and Jay-Z
No Church in the Wild

Step right up, Frank Ocean.
59Radiohead
Lotus Flower

Hate the album but great song
60Limp Bizkit
Shark Attack

I like it cause it rips off one of the best songs ever, Break Stuff
61WU LYF
We Bros

So Fucking Sputnik
62The Weeknd
The Morning

ALL THAT MONEY THE MONEY IS THE MOTIVE
63Bomb the Music Industry
Campaign for a Better Weekend

I love the piano
64Swarms
Flikr of ur Eyes

Damn you Deviant
65Atmosphere
My Notes

The only good song on the album
66Cold
Emily

Great song, album sucks
67Destroyer
China Town

Love that 80s vibe
68Rev Theory
Justice

Not kidding
69Adelle
Someone Like You

Not kidding. I really dont know why I like this I despise top 40 pop, this just seems sincere.
70Metallica
Hate Train

m/
71Thrice
Anthology

Not a huge fan of them but album is good
72blink-182
Mh 4.18.2011

Only good song on the album cause its the only one that sounds like old Blink
73Steel Panther
Just Like Tiger Woods

Def Leppard eat your heart out
74Tomorrow Night

rules
75Bon Iver
Calgary

the single.
76Coldplay
Every Teardrop is a Waterfall

Goddamn it why cant I resist?
77Frank Turner
I am Dissapeared

he's good
78Times of Grace
Hymn of a Broken Man

Core fags
79The National
Exile Vilify
80Jenny Hval
Blood Flight
81The Men
If You Leave
82The Weeknd
DD
83Band
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84Song
85Song
86Song
87Song
88Song
89Song
90Song
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