Various Athletic Competitions Ranked
Using Advanced scientific metrics of true subjectivity Sputnikmusic.com user American L. Ohno will rank (from best to worst) the various 'sports' one can catch on TV. This will be the first in a series of lists Mr. American L. Ohno will put to the test his patented metric, ASMTS (pronounced 'ass-mats'). Next up one Dr. American L. Ohno* will use ass-mats to rank the quality at the various craft brews available for purchase at Billy Blueblood's Liquor, Spirits, & Tobacco. |
| 1 |  | The Baseball Project
Volume 1: Frozen Ropes and Dying Quails
MLB Baseball - AssMats Rating 224.7 |
| 2 |  | John McCutcheon
Sermon on the Mound
MiLB Baseball - AssMats Rating 219.1 |
| 3 |  | The Black Angels
The Black Angels
Professional Baseball Not Affiliated W/ ML Orginizations - AssMats Rating 216.6 |
| 4 |  | Yo La Tengo
I Can Hear the Heart Beating as One
College Baseball - AssMats Rating 216.5 |
| 5 |  | Pavement
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain
Little League Baseball - AssMats Rating 199.2
Note: I know of no high school baseball game that's broadcast nationwide which is why it's omitted from this list. Also yh I know no Non-Amatuer baseball leagues un-affiliated with the MLB aren't broadcast either but I didn't think of that 'till too late, so it's included. |
| 6 |  | Deadstring Brothers
Starving Winter Report
Billiards - AssMats Rating 196.3 |
| 7 | | The Dream Syndicate
The Days Of Wine & Roses
Speedskating - AMR 191.9 |
| 8 |  | Simple Minds
The Best of Simple Minds
NASCAR - AMR 186.5 |
| 9 |  | Johnny Cash
Murder
Marathon Running - AMR 174.3 |
| 10 |  | Little Feat
Sailin' Shoes
Archery - AMR 169.9 |
| 11 |  | American Football
American Football
Strongest Man Competitions - AMR 165.4 |
| 12 |  | Strong Arm Steady
In Search of Stoney Jackson
NFL Football - AMR 165.1 |
| 13 | | Football, Etc
Away Game 7"
High School Football - AMR 158.8 |
| 14 |  | Fine Young Cannibals
The Finest
Hot Dog Eating Competition - AMR 158.0 |
| 15 |  | Hoobastank
Basketball Shorts
NBA Basketball AMR 156.6
March Madness AMR 155.5 |
| 16 |  | Swamp Thing
Swamp Thing
Swamp Axin' - AMR 132.7 |
| 17 |  | The Dickheaded Fucks
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Hockey - AMR 126.4 |
| 18 |  | Oxymoron
Fuck The Nineties...Here's Our Noize
That Red Bull Thing Where People Jump Off a Ledge With Wings Made Of Aluminum Foil, Tinsel, and Tampons Strapped to their Backs - AMR 112.1 |
| 19 |  | Lets Go Bowling
Music to Bowl By
Bowling - AMR 110.1 |
| 20 |  | Beerbong
Fast and Comfortable
Beer Pong - AMR 89.4
Well it should be televised, I guess it'd be better than "Hole in the Wall"*
which AMRs at 74.5
Wipeout AMRs at 245 the second highest total, coming in behind only Competitive Orgy. |
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