bless his heart he just keeps trying

mehh

oof

:D


yay.

Jenny Craig introduces new lap band

Looked quickly and read this as "Jenny Craig Starts New Band"

Hope none of the band members have macbooks.

They'll make one album then Jonny gets kicked out for his usual douchery

^^^

"Looked quickly and read this as "Jenny Craig Starts New Band""
fucking lol'd
This might be good if he isn't the one writing the music

NEWS UPDATE:

The group name is "JoJo Cray Craig and the Macbook Krooks."

^lol

the snippet was uninteresting.

The fuck do they need 3 guitarists for?

The last Emarosa album was good.

to replace jonny with when he gets booted out obviously

lol how fucked one has to be being named Johnny craig

All I can think of is Talladega Nights.

the answer to all of the world's problems is that jonny craig is a twat

Jonny Craig Starts New Band; Hopes to Score Some Junk Soon

Sounds terrible

Musical Charis huh? They played at my university the day I moved in. Asked the audience if anyone wanted to come up and play the drums for a song. And so I did. Not a bad gig. Sadly, it was one of the last times I played music for people.

Also, this will probably be the most pretentious shit ever.

I kind of want this man to get punched in the mouth

we'll see

Great, another band that he'll get kicked out of within a year.

dude needs to start his own obituary

The title alone made me chuckle.

3 guitars? sup Bad religion

If he sings well and writes good hooks and the guitars are groovy, then I'm on board

but what are the chances of this being not boring haha

So long as Jonny Craig doesn't write any of the music, this could potentially be not as shitty as I think it'll be. That's still not saying much. Dude needs to give up already.

"Jonny Craig introduces new LAPTOP band"

Sweet

will be awful and will net him lots of 15 year old pussy

I think Heartist-type is a bit outside of his style but maybe the guys from Heartist have a different dynamic to their own writing. Either way I'll await curiously to hear this.

He actually assembled a great line-up. Maybe it won't just be Johnny Craig and his sidekicks. I'll look forward to it.

For the 100th time

Hahaaaaaa! Jonny fucking Craig baby, failed side project number twoooooooooooooooo

Dude refuses to do any more I&G stuff and keeps making these bland ass side projects that are just vehicles for his one-trick pony R&B voice in the emo scene.

It's not cute or novel anymore. Find some talented, established artists in the scene to work with and stop being such a douchebag so you can last for more than one album with ANYONE.

This guy needs to stop now.