gross

jeeeeeeesssus chroist

Is this a parody?

idk whats worse, the song or the music video
ouch chorus kicked in, nah song is somehow much worse

"Is this a parody?"
I don't think so sadly

You know you're a ballbag when your music video is just you in a vest and snapback

delet this

He needs help

Why is this idiot still around. Makes Jarrod Alonge look like a genius by comparison.

I WILL GUUUUIIIIDE YOU THROUUUGH THE DORK

Hahaha... oh, wow

gonna be optimistic and assume this is at least partially a self aware parody, like he's spent too much time poking fun at this style to not know what he's doing. fairly fun song if you assume all that

fuck this guy so hard

@Game: I sure hope so

"like he's spent too much time poking fun at this style to not know what he's doing."

Exactly what I'm hearing here

Soon as this was posted I had to put it here for that sweet Sputnik reaction. I'm so sorry guys. Lmao @ the song tho.

I enjoy some of his parody videos but this song and video are just...no

"like he's spent too much time poking fun at this style to not know what he's doing."



his 'style' or whatever is forced af and not funny at all like most shit on youtube; i wish he'd gtfo my recommended section

He's no Stevie T

I guess I enjoyed some of his vids but damn this sucks hard. its like he is his own parody.

"He's no Stevie T"

I love how obviously self aware Stevie T is of his ridiculous sense of humour, yet there always remains a large group of people who get so offended by it

Stevie t is aggressively unfunny

they're both lame af

Vomit

good to know that we have somebody on this site to keep up with snide's quota of posting articles about shitty and irrelevant scene fashion statements

I kinda like Stevie T, he's so over the top it's cool. Jared has some good vids too, but definitely let many negative comments get under his skin.

That song is lolbad though.

i will guide you through the dork

tbh, the only metal parody channel i can think of that does anything remotely interesting is 66samus

thanks for the update dilton doobie

I like the dude but not a fan of his music.

lol

Stevie T was great until he made that shit album and started singing in every one of his videos.

Stevie T was great until he made that shit album and started singing in every one of his videos.
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Gotta hand it to this guy though, he's moving on up

like he's spent too much time poking fun at this style to not know what he's doing

That has to be it.

Stevie T was great until he made that shit album and started singing in every one of his videos.
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If I could I would load a rocket up with this dude and the needle drop guy and fire it directly into the sun

theneedledrop dude is at least subdued, and doesn't seem pretentious. He seems very genuine in every video. He can be a tool tho

>liking any youtube musician that isn't Hot Dad

Holy fuck this is bad

I love fantano tbh

Hot Dad did the big money Salvia song, gotta love the guy for that

I actually met fantano this week down under.

fantano sucks

Guy is talented. Shame this sucks

Yeah this is like some Born of Osiris boring ass shit with those lame metaphysical lyrics and metaphors about darkness and ships and beauty and shit. He is a fantastic musician but this if below him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f-OSAfC2yk4

I mean this guy has got to be joking me lol

@Suli: "Is this a parody?"

Not precisely, though it is self-aware. Tribute might be more apt.

i like this guy's youtube videos, but his music is boring core shit

He has a few alright videos but this is awful. Guy can play and its a shame this is how he's using it

Music video is lol

stevie t is so cringe

Stevie t can play but i can barely make it through 5 seconds of one of his videos

i like stevie T. He's canadian and doesn't take himself (or anything) seriously. could watch his stupid videos for hours.

...his singing is awful though and i dont recommend listening to his album

I used to hate Stevie T, but I guess his stupid sense of humor grew on me overtime because now I watch his videos all the time lol. I like Jared too, but just like others have stated, his music is painfully generic, which sucks because he definitely has potential.

yeah, I might have enjoyed this tough-guy metalcore when I was in high-school.

As someone who's 26, this is painfully cheesy, cliche, and boring.

I hope it's not serious, but... it's hard to tell with this dude.

I find Stevie T super obnoxious, and I also find Jarrod Alonge pretty obnoxious as well. His parodies are fucking spot-on though.

I feel bad for this guy. He's clearly completely run out of ideas at this point.

that's what happens when you tailor your entire channel to core & djent jokes. then you release something that sounds like what you've been making fun of for the past 2 years and it sucks.

Rob Scallon is pretty good.

Rob scallion is great

His banjo covers are entertaining as fuck. Straw hats flying everywhere

I enjoy a few vids by this guy, even if most of his others rely too heavily on ancient djent and core jokes (that poor horse). His original songs, though, are always pretty bad. Still less irritating than Stevie T, so I have to give him at least *some* credit there.

Rob Scallion, on the other hand, is fantastic. More varied experiments, (subjectively) better sense of humor, and stronger original material, etc. Many of Jared's best moments have been in collabs with Rob; I don't think that's a coincidence.

Scallon seems like the nicest dude ever, so genuine and a great musician

Yeah, Rob is crazy talented.

Rob rules - genuinely a nice and talented guy and really entertaining videos. Like him a lot and I'm not a musician myself. Can't play anything on anything :D

He has such a nice and calming attitude, zero ego.

his second channel is pure gold
same goes for pete cottrell

every single off this ep thing are beyond lame

Is this parody?

Sadly I don't think so

That sucks. He's talented as hell and seems like a cool ass dude.

The video is so off-putting. What part of it did he think was a good idea the trump-lip-pursed-gurgles" while finishing into the camera or the "checkout-my-biceps" side shot as he stared into the iris......

The iris of what? Just... if you're going to do a solo shot music video at least show yourself playing the other instruments. Otherwise it vibes hardcore of dancing in the mirror.

Is the name an Overwatch reference? http://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Zenyatta/Quotes

Yeah, this couldn't have been good. I find this guys' videos are fairly entertaining, but nothing about them's ever made me think that his music might be interesting. He's no Rob Scallon, that's for sure.

Jarrod Alonge is worse, though.

I feel like this video was made to show off his muscles but I could be wrong.

is it just me, or this guy looks super similar to Rob Scallion (that other youtube guitar virtuoso). It took me some time to realize they're 2 different guys.

also, he seems to confirm the rule that super duper mechanically-talented players can't write songs to save their lives...

One is a spindly dude with facial hair and a beanie, the other is a standard jock with a flat cap

Nah couldn't tell 'em apart