Black Metal Pugs

2017-04-01 by Snide | 35 Comments
Black Metal band Pugtopsy have released their first song titled "Snorts of Sorrow" as their major label debut via Artery Records. The band is a one man project fronted by Pupcake the Pug. The president of Artery Records Shan Dan Horan said the following about his label's newest esteemed member.

"The first time I tried to sign Pugtopsy, Pupcake [vocals] peed on my floor. I thought 'wow, this dude is an absolute rockstar and just doesn’t give a shit."

All proceeds from the song and associated t-shirt will be given to Neüterhead: Ace of Spays, which "is a non-proft that raises funds to assist responsible pet rescue groups with the costs of spaying and neutering."

Artery Records Statement on Pugtopsy:
http://www.altpress.com/features/entry/artery_recordings_signs_brutal_new_black_metal_ban d

"Snorts of Sorrow"


Tagged: Pugtopsy

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HarshNoiseHenry
April 2nd 2017
105 Comments


U E S

zaruyache
April 2nd 2017
27427 Comments


Is Pupcake Attila's dog? Sounds like Attila's dog.

Sinternet
Contributing Reviewer
April 2nd 2017
26593 Comments


there's a lot of bark to his bite, but i feel like it tails off a bit at the end

ArsMoriendi
April 2nd 2017
41082 Comments


This is cute.

AngryChristian
April 2nd 2017
120 Comments


Sounds more like death metal to me

Dinosaur
April 2nd 2017
1373 Comments


This just in, on Sputnikmusic.com...

50iL
April 2nd 2017
5398 Comments


Quality news
Not BM tho

betray
April 2nd 2017
9392 Comments


too short

betray
April 2nd 2017
9392 Comments


HA

BallsToTheWall
April 2nd 2017
51236 Comments


Zazzz............

Hawks
April 2nd 2017
88338 Comments


So is this serious orrrrrr.....?

DamnVanne
April 2nd 2017
3506 Comments


Pretty sure this is gonna be a rickroll

DJPaulsGimpArm
April 2nd 2017
65 Comments


Sounds like "-core" shit to me....this is actually an old idea that has been done much better a long time ago by multiple bands. Google "Hatebeak" for a start.

Veldin
April 2nd 2017
5274 Comments


My girl and I have our baby, Pugs, a 9 year old black pug and she is so fucking trve and OSDM

betray
April 2nd 2017
9392 Comments


"So is this serious orrrrrr.....?"


come on hawks m8

ScuroFantasma
Emeritus
April 2nd 2017
12013 Comments


"Sounds like "-core""

Yeah not black metal in the slightest. Appreciate the joke though, but sounded pretty lame.

Flugmorph
April 2nd 2017
34358 Comments


"major label debut via Artery Records"

lol

i think i found my new favorite band

Flugmorph
April 2nd 2017
34358 Comments


i heard steven wilson produced this song

ZippaThaRippa
April 2nd 2017
10671 Comments


Production is trash
These pugs have no fucking clue what black metal is supposed to sound like

shameless cash grab

SteveOffProbation
April 2nd 2017
1445 Comments


fucking m/

Snide
April 2nd 2017
7050 Comments


"shameless cash grab"
I mean the proceeds are all being donated so not really a cash grab though

emester
April 2nd 2017
8271 Comments


well at least it goes to a good cause

but boy this is some meme shit

Snide
April 2nd 2017
7050 Comments


It's a cute meme tbh

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
April 2nd 2017
11595 Comments


"black metal"

betray
April 2nd 2017
9392 Comments


tfw game has transcended to sput eliteness

ZippaThaRippa
April 3rd 2017
10671 Comments


If it was being donated to a charity that sponsors the murder of comedy musicians I would buy the album

Nomos
April 3rd 2017
1737 Comments


M/

Illoomorpheme
April 3rd 2017
484 Comments


not even close to bm lul

botb
April 3rd 2017
17902 Comments


This is exactly what i expect artery records and snide to think that black metal is

zaruyache
April 3rd 2017
27427 Comments


you posers don't even know what bm is "Sounds like -core" lmao straight Mayhem riffs not bm F.O.A.D. get gud

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 3rd 2017
10038 Comments


Everyone here is defending whether or not this is "core" don't you fuckers realize that this transcends music genres? That a defining moment of metal greatness is upon us? Open your eyes people.

zaruyache
April 3rd 2017
27427 Comments


This is the Origin of Death.

This is the Graves of the Kitties.

This is the Blood Upon the Altar.

This is Black Metal.

This is Puggles.

Canis Vivos Docent

Tunaboy45
April 3rd 2017
18429 Comments


beautiful, just beautiful

Gameofmetal
Emeritus
April 3rd 2017
11595 Comments


"tfw game has transcended to sput eliteness"

but what if i still thought this was hilarious

EphemeralEternity
April 4th 2017
4342 Comments


so this is an April fools joke and they're not really opting to raise money for the responsible spaying/neutering of dogs after all?



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