why

alcohol

nooo track 13 abuses the sweet name of lasssie noooo

terrible pokemon

sounds a lot like their early stuff, kinda rad

This band is just gay Alter Bridge

except they sound nothing like Alter Bridge

i saw these guys live and i thought they were some random washed up obscure 80s hair metal band playing butt rock now. i was very confused when i found out theyre a modern band.

"This band is just gay Alter Bridge"

That makes Volbeat sound way cooler than they actually are

Isn't Alter Bridge already the gay Creed?

Sounds promising!

Or Creed is the gay Alter Bridge

This band loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Heavier than the new Architects.