Kim Petras Squeezes Coconuts

2021-12-03 by jesper STAFF | 27 Comments
German artist Kim Petras has released a new single titled 'Coconuts'. The track is expected to be a part of her forthcoming, as of yet untitled major label debut. 'Coconuts' features lyrics detailing the roundness of several fruits, although it also promotes 'squeezing' coconuts which seems fairly.. hard. It is unclear whether the tit-ular 'coconuts' are alluding to something else.


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dedex
Staff Reviewer
December 3rd 2021
12788 Comments


nice puns

Trifolium
December 3rd 2021
39159 Comments


Hihi, absolutely worth the click, this bait.

momentzuhclarity
December 6th 2021
1493 Comments


catchy as fuck lol.

the lyrics are a bit porny tho lol

Colton
December 7th 2021
15336 Comments


this is bad

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
11032 Comments


normalcocotagon

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
11032 Comments


Bet this fucking bangs, will find out soon

Emim
December 7th 2021
35461 Comments


Well that was insipid.

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
11032 Comments


5.0 classic
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Colton
December 7th 2021
15336 Comments


best thing about this song is that its existence might deter 40 year old katy perry from writing the same exact song

Emim
December 7th 2021
35461 Comments


Very serious ratings, yes, good job

Colton
December 7th 2021
15336 Comments


let it be known that emim originally said "that's rich coming from a guy named porcupinetheater" but then he edited his comment

yeah I saw that

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
11032 Comments


Tbf it is rich coming from a guy named porcupinetheater

Pheromone
December 7th 2021
21427 Comments


porcupinetheater is insipid

SteakByrnes
December 7th 2021
29888 Comments


hedgehogauditorium

Pheromone
December 7th 2021
21427 Comments


sausagefrozen

Get Low
December 7th 2021
14305 Comments


"The track is expected to be a part of her forthcoming, as of yet untitled major label debut."

I hope it is not.

Emim
December 7th 2021
35461 Comments


We'll see if you caught that one

Colton
December 7th 2021
15336 Comments


this is one of the most grating pop songs I’ve ever heard... something about the middle school level humour combined with that super irritating melody and the overall demo-y sound is just painful

porcupinetheater
December 7th 2021
11032 Comments


“Colton, don’t you have a school to stay 500m away from?”

Don’t worry em, I got chu

Colton
December 7th 2021
15336 Comments


funny cause I spent time this morning making sure my next semester will be online instead of in person lol

Emim
December 7th 2021
35461 Comments


😬

Colton
December 16th 2021
15336 Comments


worst pop song of all time?

JesperL
Staff Reviewer
December 16th 2021
5489 Comments


no colton wait until you realise she actually means boobs, not coconuts!!

ArsMoriendi
December 16th 2021
41109 Comments


This is legit just a stereotypical 2020s top 40 style pop song

How could anyone have a strong opinion on it? Would be fine at a dance club, uhhh that’s it. Cool to see a transwoman be this mainstream in music regardless

Colton
December 16th 2021
15336 Comments


legit one of the worst melody/lyric combos of all time. I don’t know why we give kim a pass for margaritatas and then all pile on drake for calling himself a lesbian. where’s the consistency

ArsMoriendi
December 16th 2021
41109 Comments


Cuz Drake’s a weird groomer

Colton
December 16th 2021
15336 Comments


it's just funny how ppl like stuff like this but then hate so much on songs like Dance Monkey or Friday



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