Only the most important stories here on Sputnik.

I hope Metallica does their own version of this with Load

Lmao

CRINGE

or should I say CRYNGE

What next? Bathwater?

What's more disgusting? That insane markup or That it sold out?

While I personally wouldn't buy this, I can see why some mega-fans would for the sheer novelty of it. The markup is a bit much, agreed.

If you play the vinyl record backwards, it also includes hidden easter eggs of each band member ripping wet farts.

I thought they've been making fartnyl

There probably aren’t enough real FOB tears in these to make them worth it. The clone’s gonna come out half-intern or dachshund

Lmfao

I do also wonder how many of these will just be sold second hand for like 5x as much. This is so close to the liquid music from Metalocalypse I kinda have to laugh about it.

would be more interesting if FOB was making fentanyl

"This is so close to the liquid music from Metalocalypse I kinda have to laugh about it."

Seconded.

This is hilarious

emo music indeed

"What next? Bathwater?"

lana what are you waiting for

*entire first wave of crynyl purchased by bots for resale

Halfliterfrozenbloodbrick when? (apparently not a joke)

"or should I say CRYNGE"

I lol'd

also: lame as fuck idea

?

LMFAO !!!!

Simultaneously cringy and hilariously self-aware. Can't decide whether I respect them for this move.

AI is gonna be rich in a decade.

"I hope Metallica does their own version of this with Load"
God tier comment.

i love good news on my birthday

This is like a joke that a non-fan might’ve made about emo/pop-punk bands back in the day, but now it’s actually happening lol

I thought crying was exclusively reserved for the tears rendered in the pain of having to listen to them.

not that i'd ever buy it but i live for weird novelty shit like this, so this gets a thumbs up from me

next time make a record out of great tunes instead

Bruh

why not Jizznyl?


"I hope Metallica does their own version of this with Load"
god tier comment [2]

god tier comment [3]

Hahaha greatest news I've ever seen on sputnik!

why not Jizznyl?

Emo kids don't have sex, they are alone and cry

Metallica on the other hand...

I wonder if AI will buy houses and cars and have dogs and pets

imagine being shitty to begin with (at what you did best, whiny teen girl music) and then not doing that and becoming even shittier

Ain't no band doing vinyl like Private Function, look up their past releases. you won't be let down

Sleep's Dopesmoker highnyl... this is all very last year

This is very April 1st

Lulz @ people paying 100 bucks for a gimmicky and lossy physical medium. Shits gonna degrade

This is pretty fun lmao. The promo video is well made. It's obviously a collectors item, and comes with a box of tissues. I'd prefer this than a crappy picture disk for sure.