Deathspell Omega
Paracletus


5.0
classic

Review

by Chatterer USER (2 Reviews)
October 14th, 2012 | 15 replies


Release Date: 2010 | Tracklist

Review Summary: *chatter...* (Translation for mortals: Be afraid…)

*chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter-chatter -chatter -chatter -chatter -chatter -chatter -chatter *

(Translation: Deathspell Omega is a band that does not fear death nor hell. We Cenobites can see this. Deathspell Omega is a band that wants to embrace hell and anything or anyone that dwells within. Do you hear me God? Now is the time to be afraid...tremendously afraid for Deathspell Omega has created a masterpiece called Paracletus. Just saying the name brings down chills in my cold and numb spine. Hailing from France, these mortals have created a black metal monument that will live throughout infinity known as one of the best albums conceived by man. My personal enslaved dentist recommends me not to listen to this album since it triggers deep emotion within my blackened bearly existent heart which makes me slam my entire head including my teeth into my obsidian tablet which I use as a desk when I use to write metal reviews on. Paracletus defies all laws of nature and can turn fools with weak minds insane. When you listen to Paracletus you do not just hear it...you feel it...you become a part of it. Anyone who can’t handle the pure energy that this album projects will be sucked in and devourer by the void that Paracletus is able to create. Be cautious if you ever choose to approach this album for it will not handle you with the same care as when a loving mother takes care of her only child. Paracletus will toss the child against the floor leaving you with blood splatter on your face. The relentless and absolutely perfect written drumming combined with wicked guitar riffs makes this album hard to define without the use of disgusting elements such as infant slaughter. The vocals will remove every ounce of confident and courage that you might have left and you will be left vournable and scared. This is the sound of hell my friends. Just the sheer atmosphere created by Deathspell Omega is not far from unholy and just the though of being able to grasp it is laughable. This is unfortunate for me since my ability to laugh is long gone. Not only due to my deformed face ,but how Paracletus left me trembling after I had experienced it. Paracletus is a portal to hell. Do you dare to solve the riddle that is Paracletus? Do you have it in you to solve the Deathspell Omega puzzle? If you have then I wish you the best of luck. )

*chatter-chatter-chatter*

(We will meet again...)


user ratings (1233)
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Kyle Ward EMERITUS (4.5)
The pinnacle of an already established and respected sound, Paracletus is the very best of what Deat...

Funeralopolis (5)
A lot of noise signifying nothing....

ThyCrossAwaits (4.5)
A dense, black opus....



Comments:Add a Comment 
ApplicationToHeaven
October 13th 2012


1566 Comments


what

Brostep
Emeritus
October 13th 2012


4491 Comments


what (2)

pos

zaruyache
October 14th 2012


27420 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Just one guy having a conversation with his alt. Nothing to see here.

Detritivore
October 14th 2012


322 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Awesome album, incredible shit...unholy shit....as Friedrich Nietzsche said "When you look long into an abyss, the abyss looks into you ..."

FrozenVain
October 14th 2012


3043 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

jeeze...these guys

TheSpirit
Emeritus
October 14th 2012


30304 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

I guess this is what happens when you don't get enough attention irl

deathofasalesman
October 14th 2012


8637 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

pair 'a clits

toolguitarkid
October 14th 2012


289 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

regardless of whats going on in this thread/review, this album changed the way i look at metal.

DropdeadWHA
October 14th 2012


1396 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

^ Nice dig. This review is just odd to say the least.

mindleviticus
October 15th 2012


10492 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This album is so good, but I don't know why.

Brostep
Emeritus
October 15th 2012


4491 Comments


the comments are hilarious, as is the review

Jruined
October 15th 2012


1308 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Favorite Cenobite.



Fun Review.



Awesome Album.



Pos.

Jruined
October 15th 2012


1308 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Paragraph breaks are nice though, even if you are a twelve year old boy twisted into a eyeless, lipless purveyor of insanity and pain.

Mike08
November 15th 2012


623 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I like concept reviews, breaking the norms of reviewing can be engaging. You are just ranting. though I share similar enjoyment of this band, you review does not convey any useful information.

666Micrograms
February 16th 2013


923 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I love this band too much. Wicked review. Now, we need a serious-er 5 review up in hurrr



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