Well I was going to say something obscenely filthy but hey PB how about those majestic Norwegian fjords?

Album Rating: 2.0

“Wtf does this even mean? Does it mean diarrhea is coming out of your mouth?”

I was thinking more like a nasty belch, although a curry-induced gasser could also work

Dammit you just had to bump that.

I keep trying to make myself like this more than I do. Summits, Moon, and Nordic Anthem are the only songs that really stand out to me. Everything else is kind of just boring.

First track borks hard, strong start

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

Moon is so perfect

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

4.5 damn Muzz u must have all their other albums 5'd ahrd lmao.

Album Rating: 5.0 | Sound Off

No other Borknagar ratings hawks. The slight change in style is rly what I’m into these days. On the biggest clean vox kick atm

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

U need to jam Empiricism and The Archaic Course asap. Majestic cleans on those ones as well. Also get on The Olden Domain which is their best and has some great Garm cleans but is just straight up folk bm. Also the debut if u want something more raw.

Album Rating: 3.0

(in the distance) noooOOOOAAAoaAOOOOORTHHHH

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Borknagar - Shit

Album Rating: 4.0

what an insolent man

We can only wonder what prompted such a bump.

He expected borks and he didn't get it, I would be pissed too

Album Rating: 2.0 | Sound Off

Yeah considering this is their only bad album I am a bit pissed at the Bork bros.

Album Rating: 3.5

I think this is a pretty good album. Wanted the epicness to be epic-ier maybe. It still kinda sounds like if the bastard child of Hawkwind and BOC made a prog-black album. That's a win.

Album Rating: 3.0

Bodom of Children?

Album Rating: 3.5

They found the fire that burns, I'm thinking.

Every child carries a Bodom within them.

Album Rating: 3.5

I expect my children to raise hell with sick, icy riffs when they grow up then.

Half bodom, half child. Might they learn to be the sickest axe wielders.