Svaty Vincent
Svaty Vincent


5.0
classic

Review

by squidysquid USER (1 Reviews)
September 1st, 2014 | 17 replies


Release Date: 1989 | Tracklist

Review Summary: *Caution* Not Recommended For Small Children Or The Weak At Heart *Caution*

Remember that soundbite of what those Siberian oil drillers recorded that was all the rage back in 2009? The soundbites that they claimed was of the fiery pits of Hell itself, and definite proof that Satan is real? If not, you can go YouTube it (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU2HFFCr71k) but I think those silly Russians were 20 years late. Clearly, they did not know that these sounds already existed on the surface, and that those sounds they heard were just the appetizer.

SAINT VINCENT was a band whose history and action revolves mainly around its founder Vincent Venero (vocals), who then stunned the audience not only his distinctive vocal expression and text pages, but also given as two meters, powerfully active character.
During the years 1989-1991 Vincent Venera accompanied by greater amounts musicians, for example. Jaroslav Stanko (guitar), Harold Poul*ček (guitar), Ivan Klein (bass), Petr Hosek (bass guitar), Jaroslav Stuchlý (drums) and Adolf Vitáček (drums). The band's popularity, especially their performance, reached in the years 1990 to 1991 of such scale that rumored cults began as result of Svaty Vincent's first and only album, THE LP. After listening to the record, I am convinced that my ears witnessed one of these said cults in progress.

Read what Vincent said Venera, surely you do about him a picture of yourself:
"I work in a convenience store, I order food to starving people nechc*pli. Representatives of our government are used to just crap and commanding. Know why the house was actually appointed by Parliament ? Parliament originated from the word aspirin. Parliament are in fact still all those MPs stoned aspirin. Few people know that Husak was originally a pharmaceutical technician. President, for him it was just a moonlight because there who just did not give. Husak actually died, she still works in the Slovak SPOFA and invents various analgesics. "

"Communist Party even tried to kill me, because Gustav Husak correctly guessed that the day will come when it will be overthrown through me. Eventually I in October 1989 at a concert group St. Vincent lit inverted crosses and called Lucifer that swept the communists. Simultaneously, I telepathically activated intelligence network of secret police, the KGB, CIA and Mossad, who carried out the coup. "

The guy is nuts, and nuts this album is. Svaty Vincent perfectly captures that atmospheric sound of satan's castle, complete with inane roared vocals, fuzzy and incomprehensible guitars, and an overall sound of evil, complete with song titles that translate to "Satan, Take Me" and "We Walk Slowly South Belong Borders". How this album isn't on the same popularity levels as Burzum's Dunkelheit or Darkthrone's Transilvanian Hunger is beyond me, when this album induces far more fear into it's listeners. Sure, those albums are great and atmospheric, but they sound like they were recorded in a studio. This, however, sounds like it was recorded in the actual lake of fire. Jesus Christ, this album is horrifying!

Listen to it with caution. love jesus kill bloods. follow me at @squidysquidfrsh nigga ya man fo real


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Comments:Add a Comment 
tempest--
September 1st 2014


20634 Comments


DIGITAL WITNESSES
WHATS THE POINT IN EVEN SLEE- wait what in the fuck is this

tempest--
September 1st 2014


20634 Comments


This is the Origin of Death.

This is the Graves of the 80s.

This is the Blood Upon the Altar.

Wizard
September 1st 2014


20516 Comments


So is this power electronics or something?

clander270
September 1st 2014


433 Comments


This is like the worst album review I've ever seen

TheSonomaDude
September 1st 2014


9078 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

This review has brought pain to my eyes.

squidysquid
September 2nd 2014


9 Comments


fuck ya haters. i got GOD on my side

squidysquid
September 2nd 2014


9 Comments


fuck ya haters. i got GOD on my side

TheSonomaDude
October 13th 2014


9078 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

stfu I will ban you

KOSTER
November 23rd 2014


70 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

"Remember that soundbite of what those Siberian oil drillers recorded that was all the rage back in 2009?"



my god, this is the worst sentence ever.

FlyheadMetal
December 7th 2014


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Trippy album but learn to write a review.

cryptside
January 6th 2015


2406 Comments


Just dropped by to say awful review.

TheSonomaDude
January 6th 2015


9078 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

Hahahhahahahahahaha this review is amazing

SharkTooth
January 9th 2015


14922 Comments


keep fighting the good fight squid, your previous reviews were brilliant and I hope to see you write more

TheSonomaDude
January 9th 2015


9078 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5 | Sound Off

I will petition to unban SquidySquidFrsh. He is the rap version of Kill

SharkTooth
January 9th 2015


14922 Comments


I will sign

Snake.
March 16th 2015


25273 Comments


so is this uncle phil's black metal side project or

FlyheadMetal
March 17th 2015


2422 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

lol yah trve black metal



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