Keyblade
12.11.12 | list is dicks |
DotEight
12.11.12 | God yes, pissed me off. |
Gwyn.
12.11.12 | link pls [2] |
CK
12.11.12 | @sixdegrees http://bit.ly/S1maRE |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po
since you didnt post the vid cuz ur lazy |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | Aw shit my bad, forgot the link.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gi3qC_zQ4Po |
MMX
12.11.12 | Dream theater youtube video bitch |
MMX
12.11.12 | Dream Theater fans suck dick |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | it is funny seeing him call it "brutal/death/grindcore" lol |
someguest
12.11.12 | So what? |
TooLateToGoBack
12.11.12 | alright, he's being ironic, right? bashing those genres while wearing a Dream Theater shirt? im laughing |
CK
12.11.12 | ""this is music": plays dream theater song"
Correction: he plays a terribly weak DT song |
bach
12.11.12 | If you're referring to acts such as Torsofuck, then i couldn't agree with you more. |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | "Correction: he plays a terribly weak DT song"
zackly
but it's hilarious how this guy thinks he's above that kind of music because he listens to dream theater and other mediocre prog metal. |
Hyperion1001
12.11.12 | this guy is exactly why metalheads suck |
Gwyn.
12.11.12 | lol he has a dream theater shirt |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | i don't even listen to brutal death or grindcore, but i wouldn't say it isn't music just because i discovered kamelot's new album yesterday |
Hyperion1001
12.11.12 | he says "metal" and "emotions" in the same sentence to hes obviously either trolling or a giant cunt |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | also lol @ saying that brutal/death/grindcore (lol) is a classic case of style over substance and using octavarium/DT as an example of real muzak |
someguest
12.11.12 | when did this become youtube
worst list in a long time |
mifzal
12.11.12 | metal sucks |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | brutal death and grindcore do mostly suck but its hilarious for anyone to declare its not music. either way he sounds like a fairy and looks like a chode. |
bach
12.11.12 | I actually liked "Solution.45" |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | alot of metal has emotion. but its righteous emotion and not la dispute emotion |
eternium
12.11.12 | Grindcore is very emotional.
Being pissed off is an emotion. |
dixoncocks
12.11.12 | lol he referred to the dictionary to rationalize his music. Im not saying he is totally wrong but pompous internet critics suck ass. |
bach
12.11.12 | I disliked almost all of the bands he showed in a negative light. I don't like this complex he seems to have, though. |
eternium
12.11.12 | Anal Cunt is the best band he played. |
intotheshit
12.11.12 | I love the hypocrisy displayed the whole entire video. |
bach
12.11.12 | I still dislike them. |
ShadowRemains
12.11.12 | "lol he's wearing a dream theater shirt"
stopped watching when i saw that |
bach
12.11.12 | I've been taking a break from metal lately. idk. |
eternium
12.11.12 | Can we kidnap the guy and force him to listen to Immolation and Assuck in a dark room? |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | i love Awake, and I&W but this guy showing Octivarium as an example of music that is substance over style is some of the most hilarious shit i've heard in a long while. |
bach
12.11.12 | http://bit.ly/S1maRE
Am I the only one that thought that this was trippy as all hell? |
wacknizzle
12.11.12 | This guy is a fucking idiot, not worth my time or thinking. |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | btw good recs on this list key i see you're about that atmusfear |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | "i see you're about that atmusfear"
werrd bro |
EvoHavok
12.11.12 | I once saw a video with two black boys trash talking metal. Much worse than this dude. |
JokineAugustus
12.11.12 | How has no one responded to mifzal by now? |
SitarHero
12.11.12 | Octavarium for the lulz. Pretty good rant though. |
necromechanical
12.11.12 | guys a fool lol, too much of a pussy for grind lolol |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | if he played Learning to Live or Voices or something then maybe. but lol octivarium |
sniper
12.11.12 | 1. guy is a faggot
2. music is just organized sounds in time
3. guy is a faggot |
bach
12.11.12 | "I once saw a video with two black boys trash talking metal. Much worse than this dude."
It was probably recspecs. |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | so technically if i just fart or sneeze, or if i want to get crazy fart and sneeze at the same time which might lead to a shart, then it is music right? shartcore |
sniper
12.11.12 | "actually music doesnt even need to be organized or in time lol."
stupidest thing i have ever read |
sniper
12.11.12 | "so technically if i just fart or sneeze, or if i want to get crazy fart and sneeze at the same time which might lead to a shart, then it is music right? shartcore"
if you do it on purpose in a performance setting, then yes. but i wouldn't call it shartcore. |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUJagb7hL0E
John Cage would disagree that there even has to be any noise for something to be music. Just listening to the person next to you chewing their gum is music. |
sniper
12.11.12 | don't preach about john cage to me, child, i'm a composition major. |
MMX
12.11.12 | Chance music thread/ |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | oh well in that case lol |
sniper
12.11.12 | but technically 4 33 is still noise, it just isn't produced by the performer. |
MMX
12.11.12 | oh and John cage is a crazy old fuck |
sniper
12.11.12 | was* |
YankeeDudel
12.11.12 | thanks for explaining that you scholar you |
sniper
12.11.12 | shut up dude i'm trying to listen to 4'33" but i can't hear shit. |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | lowercase |
MMX
12.11.12 | FUCK somebody coughed and ruined 4'33" |
MMX
12.11.12 | Fuck I typed on my keyboard and ruined it |
sniper
12.11.12 | i always play it too fast and finish in 4 minutes. so embarrassing . |
MMX
12.11.12 | I fall asleep halfway through and never finish. more embarrassing. |
sniper
12.11.12 | #classicalmusicjokes |
BlueW
12.11.12 | grind can be good |
ShadowRemains
12.11.12 | "i always play it too fast and finish in 4 minutes. so embarrassing ."
lol |
MalleusMaleficarum
12.11.12 | "melodic metal like la dispute"
rofl |
sniper
12.11.12 | why is this guy lumping grindcore in with deathcore like they're the same?
they sound the same when you're a huge faggot like that dude |
MisterTornado
12.11.12 | "FUCK somebody coughed and ruined 4'33""
Nah see that would actually be contributing to it |
sniper
12.11.12 | yeah but, shut up |
DamnVanne
12.11.12 | Is it really worth anyone's time to watch the half-baked rant of some self-important neckbeard on Youtube?
|
Wafflez
12.11.12 | The video was pretty funny though. Specially Brutaldeathgrindcore |
Wafflez
12.11.12 | "emotions that transcend the metal genre" |
MisterTornado
12.11.12 | i like how both the top comments now are users from sputnik. |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | ^ laughed pretty hard at that. not sure if he's trolling or not. if he is, then i salute him. |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | ttmichael18
is that snox bringing the DT hate haha |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | haha snox no clue why you dislike dt so much. seriously though, i don't know if he purposely chose all those mediocre songs or if that's what he seriously considers transcendental music. |
MeatSalad
12.11.12 | This guy is a huge faggot and his examples of music were lol |
Funeralopolis
12.11.12 | damn this video brought the rage |
MisterTornado
12.11.12 | http://youtu.be/UJ6LguUL-e8?t=59s |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | "I agree with his lryical criticism of deathcore but that's about it."
I was actually laughing at that part. Best part of the video.
tornado lol liturgy. i remember laughing hard at that video last year. i know some people don't like the word pretentious, but fuck it just applies to some people so perfectly |
Funeralopolis
12.11.12 | this guy is retarded if he thinks lyrics even remotely matter in those genres. |
Funeralopolis
12.11.12 | lyrics are pretty lolbad though, the 'I hope you get breast cancer' made brought the junz |
Funeralopolis
12.11.12 | Yea I don't get how so many bands have such bad lyrics, I mean it is by far the easiest part of writing music. |
Greyvy
12.11.12 | lol dream theater
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MeatSalad
12.11.12 | "My favorite song is holographic universe by scar symmetry" |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | did he say that? lmfao
talk about mediocre melodeath |
Greyvy
12.11.12 | somebody must have really hurt his feelings |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | lol just caught this part "go listen to iridium by dark tranquillity". as an example of music that transcends the metal genre lmao.
that's not even top 20 DT material...decent song yea but cot damn son
|
Gwyn.
12.11.12 | I just saw the video, finally.
To be fair, suicide silence sucks dick. |
Gwyn.
12.11.12 | But yeah he's an idiot |
BillTheButcher
12.11.12 | he likes nerd fantasy metal. |
apert
12.11.12 | Favourite song by scar symmetry lol |
Keyblade
12.11.12 | lol that had me in stitches
all the bands/songs he showed, he showed their most mediocre stuff. thought it was just a coincidence till he mentioned holographic universe and iridium. the guy is a noob when it comes to metal. |
zxlkho
12.11.12 | that video was made infinitely more hilarious by the fact that he's wearing a Dream Theater shirt. |
Buzzkillr
12.11.12 | an idiot on the internet...how surprising
oh and it's hilarious how he tries so hard to use complex vocabulary when he's clearly a dimwit |
Buzzkillr
12.11.12 | "more worse"
oh wow |
tomr4
12.15.12 | my girlfriend HATES grindcore and will still admit that it's "music."
just because he thinks certain genres (that he's incorrectly lumped together) are "stupid," that doesn't mean they're not "music." |
ViperAces
12.15.12 | grind is the worst genre of music |
ViperAces
12.15.12 | sorry six tons of people who like this are awesome but damn i listened to nd's second album today and
my head still hurts
i really like black metal, and i thought it was the heaviest thing there is, but this is way too much
for me |
Keyblade
10.15.18 | lol who remembers this dork |
Deathconscious
10.15.18 | What a fucking nerd. |
Space Jester
10.15.18 | Lol that video is awful, what a tool |
Faraudo
10.15.18 | First time watching this stupid ass video lol. |
Deathconscious
10.15.18 | *wearing Dream Theater shirt* "THIS is music."
*plays Dream Theater*
laughed so hard. |
StrikeOfTheBeast
10.15.18 | "Brutal/death/grindcore Is Not Music"
You're right, it's not music; it's an out of this world experience. |
Space Jester
10.15.18 | I listened to all the stuff he listened to when I was 15 |
Deathconscious
10.15.18 | "but melodic death metal actually has SOUL!" |
Space Jester
10.15.18 | Video is six years old...wonder if he’s changed his mind at all lol |
mrdogthrow
10.15.18 | >12 minutes of soyboy talking about metal
no |
Space Jester
10.16.18 | Apparently he still doesn’t like the music but st least he acknowledges that it was a shitty video that he regrets making lol
https://mobile.twitter.com/tehrockcritic/status/1016734832188116993 |
Keyblade
10.16.18 | s/o to him then. I feel weird about making fun of him now |
Faraudo
10.16.18 | All in all, I do agree that some of the music from those genres is absolute shit, the lyrical content is garbage and the music is boring. But his critique is as pretentious and ignorant as it can get, and the "THIS is music" bit on were he fucking shows a clip from Dream Theater is one of the funniest bits of unintentional comedy i've ever seen on Youtube.
Edit: Also, the guy seems like the type of person I would avoid at all costs in a party or in general, pedantic as fuck and trying incredibly hard to use "complex" and "evocative" words. And the guy even dares to use the word "Snobbish" and calls himself a "music head" ughhhhh. |
Space Jester
10.16.18 | Also he seems to combine brutal death metal, deathcore and grindcore all into a single genre lol. There’s bad shit in any genre but his knowledge about extreme metal obviously very limited, at least at the time he made the video |
Keyblade
10.16.18 | ""THIS is music" bit on were he fucking shows a clip from Dream Theater is one of the funniest bits of unintentional comedy i've ever seen on Youtube"
shit still kills me
THIS is music *corny ass fantasy metal* |
Deathconscious
10.16.18 | Brutal death is so gloriously disgusting, and nothing makes you snap your neck headbanging like grind does. Even deathcore has some fun jams. |
Space Jester
10.16.18 | It’s no Camelot with a K |
advancedwarfighter
10.16.18 | I used to think black metal was the worst genre ever where they kill each other in lo-fi and praise satan 24/7. But back then I only heard about bands like Mayhem and Gorgoroth and I was like 12 y/o. |
Faraudo
10.16.18 | "THIS is music *corny ass fantasy metal*"
It made me laugh like a madman, what a great moment handled to us by this motherfucker lol.
|
Keyblade
05.10.21 | legend |
SteakByrnes
05.10.21 | lmao this is classic |
Keyblade
05.10.21 | "THIS is music"
*Dream Theater barnyard ass solo*
I laugh every time I stg |
SteakByrnes
05.10.21 | Wonder how he's doing now, like does he still think this |
Ryus
05.10.21 | classic |
Snake.
05.10.21 | tfw you know exactly which video it is without clicking the link and you completely forgot that you hit the like button on it the day it came out o o f |
Keyblade
05.10.21 | hope he's moved on from this. but yea video should honestly be put in a museum
|
Snake.
05.10.21 | just took a glance at his page and it looks like he's moved on to being a discord admin lmao fitting |
Pon
05.10.21 | Literally no point taking it down. Someone is guaranteed to reupload it and then grill him for taking it down. |
Space Jester
05.11.21 | Nah he said somewhere that the video was stupid and pretentious as hell and he doesn’t think like that anymore, but he still doesn’t like the music lol |
LeddSledd
05.11.21 | he's right! |
Koris
05.11.21 | "tfw you know exactly which video it is without clicking the link and you completely forgot that you hit the like button on it the day it came out o o f"
Just described my situation, lol |
FabiusPictor202
05.11.21 | amazing. |
naughtcturnal
05.11.21 | This is music: arch enemy
this is not: fistpoopcuntlord |
