JohnnyoftheWell
08.15.23 | PUT YOUR NAMES DOWN FOR THE RAFFLE |
pizzamachine
08.15.23 | I’m pizzamachine duh |
sonictheplumber
08.15.23 | sonictheplumber |
sonictheplumber
08.15.23 | heres my thoughts: site looks like crap. i remember lots of forums used to have an arcade section, why dont we? |
Conmaniac
08.15.23 | is this a one time thing or how many iterations of this will there be (possibly?)
- conmaniac |
MoM
08.15.23 | My name’s Matt/MoM |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.15.23 | good question CON we are gonna keep doing this until we find the right one, but my hunch is it'll be first time lucky |
ArsMoriendi
08.15.23 | Oh god, I'm enough of an attention whore to wanna be interviewed, just make sure you ask me more about music than just Ween |
Kompys2000
08.15.23 | Finally I'll know the opinions of the people on this website |
Calc
08.15.23 | there was a hack? |
PotsyTater
08.15.23 | I’m gonna request Baseline, Reefajones, and Caliggyjack weigh in on this |
bellovddd
08.15.23 | i aint got nothing important to say but im in. |
Purpl3Spartan
08.15.23 | sounds like a money laundering scheme |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.15.23 | ask smok for trv answers
also arcade section [2] with user highscores |
Emim
08.15.23 | I'd like to know less about the people here tbh |
MetalMarcJK
08.15.23 | Nigel Pepper Cock holds all the answers you seek. |
sonictheplumber
08.15.23 | before you ask, i havent masturbated by hand in 10 years. pillow only |
ToSmokMuzyki
08.15.23 | thats commitment and discipline if ive ever heard it |
PotsyTater
08.15.23 | That was gonna be my first question |
SlothcoreSam
08.15.23 | I can answer questions. |
robertsona
08.15.23 | hey everyone |
Storm In A Teacup
08.15.23 | What is love |
Storm In A Teacup
08.15.23 | Baby dont hurt me
No mo |
Butkuiss
08.15.23 | Interview me and I’ll share my thoughts on Johnny REFUSING to update his techno list in a timely manner |
Hyperion1001
08.15.23 | im choosing to believe johnny disappeared and monolake was the last music he ever heard. |
SteakByrnes
08.15.23 | hey I'm Steak |
SAPoodle
08.15.23 | Why not... SAPoodle |
Gnocchi
08.15.23 | Sweet idea. What side of Olympus is this think tank and where do I deliver the 7up. |
ramon.
08.15.23 | Hi, this is Steak's dad (Big Steak), wanted to request that my son, Steak (Jnr) have his interview carried out by me (Big Steak, his dad) on his behalf, thanks.
- Big Steak (Steak's dad) |
DavidYowi
08.15.23 | I can answer questions maybe idk whos to say |
JoyfulPlatypus
08.15.23 | Hello hi I'm just a regular guy called Joyful Platypus |
anat
08.15.23 | interview me if you dare |
Avagantamos
08.15.23 | I have the answers |
GreyShadow
08.15.23 | GreyShadow for sputrep |
Uzumaki
08.15.23 | Commenting to follow this thread.
~ Uzumaki |
Manatea
08.15.23 | I’d love to do this. Pick me johnny? |
Mort.
08.15.23 | i am mort, interview me |
zakalwe
08.15.23 | How long will this hell drag on for? |
anat
08.15.23 | zak I’d say you’ve got a good 10-12 years left before you cop it mate |
unclereich
08.15.23 | unclereich
cool idea btw! a sput podcast would be sweet as well |
zakalwe
08.15.23 | Haha.
I reckon you’re spot on anat |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.15.23 | GOOD. MORE! |
ReefaJones
08.15.23 | Me |
bighubbabuddha
08.15.23 | I want no part to this Johnny |
someone
08.15.23 | "The actions we shall take? INTERVIEW SOMEONE!"
yeah, let's do it |
MiloRuggles
08.15.23 | i'm not sure if i've interacted with sonic much, but i've entirely bought in to the claim they made above. it's too specific to be a lie, and when i think 'weird fetish' [noshameo] i think sonic the hedgehog. i implore johnny's tristero shadowagents to learn more on this front |
someone
08.15.23 | "a sput podcast would be sweet as well"
oof, about that... |
DadKungFu
08.15.23 | sput youtube channel then lesgo |
ReefaJones
08.15.23 | Honestly though the staff uses this site too I don't get how interviewing one random user will suddenly bring forth change let alone get a dev to actually fix this broken site. It should be obvious what should get fixed.
1. Performance issues: Comments not loading a lot of the times; Site having long load times
2.Don't revive the forum. No one used it to begin with. Make it so people can pick an avatar again (forum not needed)
Those 2 things should have already been fixed long ago and you don't need some rando to tell you that either.
Everything else should come after this. If you can't fix the most basic things then don't even try to add more shit
|
unclereich
08.15.23 | verbally interviewing people on here in podcast form would be fun :D but maybe that's just me |
someone
08.15.23 | it's just that there was a sput podcast a long time ago, then we tried to revive it to no fruit |
someone
08.15.23 | organising folks from different countries with different jobs to regularly come together and keep it neat and to-the-point is a pain |
MonotoneCulprit
08.15.23 | This seems dumb enough to be fun. I'll throw my name in |
Hawks
08.15.23 | I'm in. m/// |
SomeCallMeTim
08.15.23 | Toss me in the pot, first accounts were CK and Macadoolahicky. Really want to see this site take off again |
Tyler.
08.15.23 | Interview Tyler. |
DocSportello
08.15.23 | Hm okay |
Demon of the Fall
08.15.23 | i am mort, interview me |
garas
08.15.23 | I'd happily apply even as a questioner! |
PitchforkArms
08.15.23 | PitchforkArms for Mayor (here here!)
Yoyo slept in my basement the other month, I think that makes me the Sputbro interview messiah. |
Sniff
08.15.23 | Honestly interview Tyler. |
Sniff
08.15.23 | And update the techno list |
Feather
08.15.23 | No thank you |
XingKing
08.15.23 | Interview me and let's nerd out about screamo |
s0nicx
08.15.23 | eh, why not. s0nicx. |
TheSpaceMan
08.15.23 | interview tyler [3] |
Dedes
08.16.23 | Um uhh ill take it toss me in the raffle i spose' |
BaselineOOO
08.16.23 | Why not, add me. I'll save this damn site if no one else can.
I'm surprised HAVEY isn't on the list btw. I'm disappointed, since I always appreciated his insightful commentaries. |
Egarran
08.16.23 | Base, just interview Havey? |
AsleepInTheBack
08.16.23 | I don’t understand what this is but I am EXCITED |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.16.23 | nice provide MORE of yourselves plz |
cycosynner
08.16.23 | Fuck it, throw cycosynner into the raffle. |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.17.23 | YES
Havey sign up you coward |
Sharenge
08.17.23 | interviews make my armpits sweaty |
sonictheplumber
08.19.23 | its just a normal pillow. but yeah i cum on it. i wash it. i know lots of normal people who rub their dicks on pillows, it feels great!
ive never even beaten a sonic game, not much of a gamer but i picked this name at age 11 when i had like, some mario shirts from the mall |
Havey
08.19.23 | this is obviously a trap but ok |
Shamus248
08.19.23 | Sleep Token is mid bruh...also, Shamus248, throwing my hat in the ring |
unclereich
08.19.23 | @Harvey |
Havey
08.19.23 | supp |
Butkuiss
08.19.23 | 🦅🦅🦅lfg!!! |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.20.23 | SUBMISSIONS ARE CLOSED
THE WINNER WILL BE SHUFFLED TODAY AND REVEALED TOMORROW |
Colton25
08.20.23 | interview yourself. look inward |
Demon of the Fall
08.20.23 | what the hell is that pasta sonic? 😄 |
BaselineOOO
08.20.23 | I bet it's gonna be Havey (he deserves it after all due to his immense contributions to this site.) |
MoM
08.20.23 | *Throws pokeball at Havey |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.20.23 | lol Baseline in the absence of any other relevant deeds, i wouldn't recall routine reminders that the Velvet Underground once existed an "immense contribution" to the site |
BaselineOOO
08.20.23 | Damn, I wasn't aware of that. Then I hope it's gonna be sonic! |
PotsyTater
08.20.23 | I just love that there was absolutely zero prompting for further elaboration on the logistics of sonics relationship with his fuck pillow and he hit us with that |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.21.23 | THE WINNER HAS BEEN SHUFFLED
and oh my shit lol um
THE ANNOUNCEMENT WILL BE MADE IN 3 HOURS |
Butkuiss
08.21.23 | I have incontrovertible proof that this contest has been rigged from the start and I am ready to release it for public scrutiny if need be 🦅🦅🦅 lfg!!! |
ReefaJones
08.21.23 | Only my input can save this site |
JohnnyoftheWell
08.21.23 | jfc this was a terrible fucking idea lfg IT IS THE HONOUR OF STAFF THINKTANK TO REVEAL THAT THE WINNER OF THE SPUTNIKMUSIC USER INTERVIEW LOTTERY
IS
NONE OTHER THAN
THE ONE
THE ONLY
THE RANDOMLY SELECTED
THE FATED
THE SOON-TO-ACQUIRE A WELL-EARNED SAVIOUR COMPLEX
THE USER
...BaselineOOO. Please name a date and time within the next week for your interview to take place on whichsoever Google doc.
Thank you everyone else for entering. Expect to hear more soon. |
DadKungFu
08.21.23 | Oh boy |
SomeCallMeTim
08.21.23 | lfg |
pizzamachine
08.21.23 | Now that’s a CHOICE |
MoM
08.21.23 | Good luck, Basedline! |
DadKungFu
08.21.23 | Good luck[2] looking forward to a very memorable interview |
pizzamachine
08.21.23 | Of course it’ll be a great interview |
MoM
08.21.23 | Ask what her favourite Taco Bell menu item is |
Purpl3Spartan
08.21.23 | Oh no |
BaselineOOO
08.21.23 | Friday 25th August 2023
5:00 AM GMT
Don't be late |
Egarran
08.21.23 | Checkmate atheists. |
pizzamachine
08.21.23 | Wut |
sonictheplumber
08.21.23 | well thats bullshit. bias alert, plus using mod/staff powers to talk to chicks = unethical |
Ryus
08.21.23 | god damn it |
sonictheplumber
08.21.23 | if this contest was random then im the king of ethiopia |
DadKungFu
08.21.23 | I'll alert the rastas |
PotsyTater
08.21.23 | Sore losers in here thinking Jon would ever rig something like this that would be highly unethical |
sonictheplumber
08.21.23 | i know chicanery when i see it |
pizzamachine
08.21.23 | As long as someone is interviewed shit gets poppin’. |
YakNips
08.21.23 | i would like to nominate user itchybutthole |
DadKungFu
08.21.23 | Shoulda done the scooby doo erotica guy |
tinathefatlard
08.22.23 | There will still be fleas in this neckbeard nest. |
MoM
08.22.23 | “ As long as someone is interviewed shit gets poppin’.”
[2] |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.04.23 | important timely UPDATE: the interview has smashed the 3000 word barrier and is still going. cannot wait for all of you to put it on your coffee table. |
Mort.
09.04.23 | important update
that mika album had some bangers |
PotsyTater
09.04.23 | @mort stop not using discord |
Mort.
09.04.23 | im on it right now |
JohnnyoftheWell
09.21.23 | YOUR SALVATION HAS ARRIVED
https://www.sputnikmusic.com/blog/2023/09/21/doomed-sputnik-saved-by-baselineooo/ |