DadKungFu: Casual Conversation: MAY Edition ðŸŒ»ðŸŒ·ðŸŒ¸ðŸŒ¼

DadKungFu 04.30.24	Day early lo siento
Egarran 04.30.24	This music is very sensual.
denboy 04.30.24	premature eCaColation
Pheromone 04.30.24	lol den Dad it is so LOVELY in here... what was that about dread?
ArsMoriendi 04.30.24	Hey guys look at my Butthole Surfers list, itâ€™s mostly empty, but not for long
fogza 04.30.24	It's dad time
DadKungFu 04.30.24	Light roast Arabica beans son
myri14 04.30.24	My friend is Brazilian and he was excited about 1 because his grandpa owned it
DadKungFu 04.30.24	Hell yeah VovÃ´
budgie 04.30.24	whjat the fuck is this crap
DadKungFu 04.30.24	good music my son you should try it sometime
Demon of the Fall 04.30.24	Nice. Seems early. I abstained due to this, lolâ€¦ also couldnâ€™t decide what albums to use (which is obvs of great significance) Cheers
budgie 04.30.24	well wlel well if its isnt demon of the farts
Egarran 04.30.24	ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ðŸ˜‚ you are so funny budgie
Trifolium 04.30.24	Hi cuties and what a lovely place we're in!!!! Will be glad to stare at those albums for a month.
budgie 04.30.24	egarran stop itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt ur ruining me
denboy 04.30.24	budgie you're a demon of the arts
budgie 05.01.24	one good thing about climate change is the watermelon in april is absolutely killer
budgie 05.01.24	is it worth millions of deaths on the indian subcontinent? well i dont feel comfortable answering that question
bellovddd 05.01.24	watermelon is the goat of fruits
Pheromone 05.01.24	Ok now it's MAY budgie asking the real questions watermelon i am not a huge fan of - i like it, but (and this is probably just because of the quality of watermelon we get in the UK) it doesn't excite me greatly
Pheromone 05.01.24	Morning all may the 1st be with u lol llove star trek
bellovddd 05.01.24	pew pew pew - choose your songs.
evilford 05.01.24	Hullo
Trifolium 05.01.24	I'm with you on the watermelon Phero. There was a very heavy thunder storm here tonight. Was cosy and disco-like.
budgie 05.01.24	kill the watermelon hereticssssssssssssssss ssssssssssss
budgie 05.01.24	how is a 1/2 in to 3/4 in socket adapter 11 dollars hOW IS IT 11 DOLLARS WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO
Pheromone 05.01.24	cosy and disco-like sounds lovely and groovy and snuggly budgie just steal one
budgie 05.01.24	i cant break the law im a paladin
Pheromone 05.01.24	stealing isn't breaking the law, it's making the law baby ðŸ˜Ž
Pheromone 05.01.24	decaf coffee time caffeine never hit me but since on new medication it really be hitting me and oh dear
evilford 05.01.24	Working 12s this week. Lemme tell YOU about caffeine ðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒðŸ˜ƒ
evilford 05.01.24	Caffeine cigarettes and MONEY
denboy 05.01.24	phero, adhd meds?
Trifolium 05.01.24	I'm also definitely enjoying coffee at the moment. Decaf is a very good invention, I remember us singing it's praise before in another CaCo home. 12h!!! ford WHAT!!!!! Sounds crazy.
budgie 05.01.24	phero, hiv meds?
budgie 05.01.24	hm thats just not funny budgie
budgie 05.01.24	this is egarrans fault
Trifolium 05.01.24	Funny is in the eye of the beholder, but I agree, sometimes there is not one beholder's eye who would think something is funny. ðŸ‘âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨âŒðŸ§ âŒâœ¨âœ¨âœ¨ðŸ˜„
DadKungFu 05.01.24	Drank some my wife's Celsius before the gym and itâ€™s putrid I need coffee immediately
gabba 05.01.24	my eyes are watery due to conjunctivitis, and I hate watermelons, they make me bloated and piss-urgent, there I said it
Pheromone 05.01.24	yes den how'md did u know ðŸ‘âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨âŒðŸ§ âŒâœ¨âœ¨âœ¨ðŸ˜„ - trif, 2024
Pheromone 05.01.24	I could do 12hr shifts IF it was like 3 days a week ford is it 3 days a week
Egarran 05.01.24	Watermelons give me nausea, like a certain user in here. But more importantly, Hooray hooray it's 1. of May Outdoor invocations begin today
budgie 05.01.24	who gives u nausea egarran
Trifolium 05.01.24	Yeah speaking of 12h shifts!!!! Labour Day! We don't celebrate it in NL, as one of only a handful of countries (imagine having such big hands that you can hold multiple countries!!!). (AAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I typed 12h shits first OOOOPS ðŸ’©âðŸ•›ðŸŒ„â†’ðŸ•›ðŸŒ†)
budgie 05.01.24	dang it trif get ur shit together
DadKungFu 05.01.24	12 hour shifts>12 hour shits
Trifolium 05.01.24	Hmm yes I'd think so too. Toilets aren't that comfortable.
denboy 05.01.24	My butthole weeps
denboy 05.01.24	My butthole gently weeps*
Egarran 05.01.24	A single brown tear rolled down his cheek.
budgie 05.01.24	speaking of buttholes!!
gabba 05.01.24	is May an anally-fixed month?
Trifolium 05.01.24	I think it may be so. ðŸ’žðŸ‘
Egarran 05.01.24	There are still users here who haven't located their g-spot and we have reserved May to help people fight their bourgeois conditioning.
Pheromone 05.01.24	m-ay ^ looks like but
denboy 05.01.24	adhd buddies ðŸ¤œ
denboy 05.01.24	there was an optional lecture at work yesterday about how to get the best sleep, and one of the topics was about no vigorous exercise after 8 pm, the topic of sex came up and somehow it ended up in the 'sleep consultant' saying that g-spot orgasms were okay but clitoral ones were too invigorating
ArsMoriendi 05.01.24	So May has been claimed as butthole month and I am proud it has turned out this way
gabba 05.01.24	Buttle up everyone!
denboy 05.01.24	Currently listening to Low - HEY BUTT
Egarran 05.01.24	>g-spot orgasms were okay Come for the sleeping tips, stay (and come I guess) for the g-spot stimulation.
Pheromone 05.01.24	that's incredible
Demon of the Fall 05.01.24	â€œLow - HEY BUTTâ€œ great choice!
Demon of the Fall 05.01.24	In honour of denboy (I think?! - lost convo)â€¦ I was a trooper and compiled around 50 emails todayâ€¦ and only two Sput comments (poor ratio!) Seems as though I missed all the fun
Pheromone 05.01.24	thank god you didn't confuse work emails and sput comments and start cc'ing about g-spot orgasms
Pheromone 05.01.24	or, worse, about converge
DadKungFu 05.01.24	I remember being flabbergasted when I finally moved away from my hometown and got a wider circle of friends and literally nobody I knew who liked heavy music cared about Converge, like my exposure to heavy music was so shaped by this site I thought every bro jamming Bring Me The Horizon would surely have at least heard of this band
Egarran 05.01.24	We went from freezing to 18C overnight and it's already too hot. At least this heat relaxes the muscles.
Demon of the Fall 05.01.24	â€œor, worse, about convergeâ€œ lol yeah so anyway if I donâ€™t have a clit then itâ€™s free season before bed, or am I interpreting this wrong. Sexist sleep hygiene ahoy!
budgie 05.01.24	silly silly demon
gabba 05.01.24	sounds about right: a clit-free day makes your sleep okay no sexism here, g-spots are for everyone
budgie 05.01.24	tsk tsk gabba u r in bigly trouble
Trifolium 05.01.24	Very good convo and I agree Eggy it's sooooo warm all of a sudden. Maybe it was this hot and steamy thread? Must have been. Although... it's always hot and steamy here.
denboy 05.01.24	lol caco is on fire today
DadKungFu 05.01.24	Real denboy hours
fogza 05.01.24	Which muscles does the heat relax eg
Demon of the Fall 05.01.24	I feel like yer banjo string bit is essentially what was the clit in the womb or something? I just made that up, but maybe itâ€™s the equivalent sensitivity wise idkâ€¦ still thinking about sleep hygiene here, obviously important
gabba 05.01.24	Iâ€™m in no trouble @budgie, my wife knows it all. And youâ€™re close @Demon, itâ€™s the glans corresponding to the clit, so be careful with both.
Egarran 05.01.24	fogza I want you to use your imagination. Ooh remember that one hit wonder?
DadKungFu 05.02.24	I remember Steal My Sunshine
fogza 05.02.24	My imagination has become overloaded. Steal my sunshine is peak sideways cap core
budgie 05.02.24	had i beans for dinners b e a n s bean beans beans beans beans
Pheromone 05.02.24	i love steal my sunshine - oh wait no i am thinking of drinking in L.A. which might also be peak sideways cap core
fogza 05.02.24	I always picture you eating seedsticks budgie
fogza 05.02.24	Bran van probably was probably pretty sideways cappy now that I think of it.
Storm In A Teacup 05.02.24	Yay! May!
fogza 05.02.24	Storm how are you doing son
Storm In A Teacup 05.02.24	Hi fogzy im doin alrights just trying out new music everyday ðŸ™‚ how are you!
Storm In A Teacup 05.02.24	I need to branch out genres tho. Ive been stuck on hip hop only
Trifolium 05.02.24	Hi Stormy! Talking about seed sticks (ðŸ†): it's breakfast time!
fogza 05.02.24	I'm okay-ish, working hard, been a little down lately but hoping for the best in the next few months
Storm In A Teacup 05.02.24	Yes fogza we need to both have the best in the next few months! Lets both do that!!! It is time for just okay ish to be done with. Hi triffy!!! ðŸ™‚
budgie 05.02.24	i hope you both get struck by lightning and it burns ur dicks off then u start going to dickless anonymous every sunday & thats where u find out ur meant to save the world from a great looming astral threat........ the space creatures
Storm In A Teacup 05.02.24	Ty budgie but no ty ðŸ¥°
gabba 05.02.24	Bran Vanâ€™s Drinking in LA is a great tune for sunny mornings, be it with a latte or a cocktail of unusual color. It could even turn some mean space creatures into nice lil puppies.
Demon of the Fall 05.02.24	"And youâ€™re close @Demon, itâ€™s the glans corresponding to the clit, so be careful with both." ahh, so this explains my lack of sleep! (this is a joke, maybe) Morning Europe people!
fogza 05.02.24	Do you know the space creatures from when you are in your space whale form And I would rather keep my dick than save the world
Pheromone 05.02.24	100 :3
AsleepInTheBack 05.02.24	â€œAnd I would rather keep my dick than save the worldâ€ is this my new non joke username I think it might be
gabba 05.02.24	â€œAnd I would rather keep my dick than save the worldâ€ ...and yet again, in selfishness will our world drown. But at least we'll have some fun, shall we not?
budgie 05.02.24	fun isnt allowed here gamma amino butyric butyric acid
Pheromone 05.02.24	> dickless anonymous what do they give out instead of chips
Pheromone 05.02.24	budgie what does fun mean to u sorry i have now asked you two questions
Pheromone 05.02.24	gabba what does fun mean to budgie
gabba 05.02.24	I guess budgie likes to be scared in a safe environment
gabba 05.02.24	and there you go @budgie, I'm all about inhibition (unless I encounter someone of my kind to disinhibit me)
budgie 05.02.24	ahhhh stimulus overload i was not programmed for this
Trifolium 05.02.24	Who is though? That's the question! Coffee time. And pondering these dilemmas time.
budgie 05.02.24	i know what your plan is trifolium your evil plan and let me just tell you right now it will NEVER work
Trifolium 05.02.24	.... ðŸ˜ðŸ’šðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸŒžðŸŒˆ
Egarran 05.02.24	Ahh May 2. we can all relax now. Really loosen up. Trif's plan has been working since 2018.
gabba 05.02.24	What happened before 2018? Was everyone super-stiff & frustrated because Spring broke loose?
denboy 05.02.24	on the topic of stiff, i woke up today and couldn't move my back for half an hour god damn old-man issues
Pheromone 05.02.24	> on the topic of stiff, i woke up today ... ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
DadKungFu 05.02.24	Everyone was geared up from their May Day demonstrations time to relax now
budgie 05.02.24	> on the topic of stiff, i woke up today ... ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“ðŸª“
Egarran 05.02.24	>What happened before 2018? Trif wasn't here, we were living in chaos, sometimes stiff, sometimes frustrated. Then he set things in motion and they are still moving according to his machinations.
budgie 05.02.24	what does it mean if my farts smell like copper
Pheromone 05.02.24	budgie oh yeah chop that wood
budgie 05.02.24	phero this is serious i could be having a medical emergency pull yoursolf together
Pheromone 05.02.24	ó € ó € ó € ó € phero [....] [..] [......] [.] [.....] [..] [.....] [.] [.......] [........] pull yourself [.......]
Egarran 05.02.24	budgie do you fart while masturbating?
budgie 05.02.24	im embarrassed 2 know any of u. dogs.
denboy 05.02.24	budgie when you reach a certain age you blossom into a woman and as part of this process, once a month you start bleeding which can result in a certain coppery smell from down there
Demon of the Fall 05.02.24	started a listening log for anyone who cares (i.e. maybe two of you)
budgie 05.02.24	oh my god the beans its the beans
denboy 05.02.24	beans do contain phytoestrogens which in large quantities could result in hitting puberty earlier
budgie 05.02.24	my air purifier has been stuck on hazard status for like 3 hrs
DadKungFu 05.02.24	2 days into May and this is already the most obscenely biological CaCo I've ever seen
fogza 05.02.24	Budgie turn your farts into high quality plumbing pipes
Pheromone 05.02.24	give us some more biology pls dad
Egarran 05.02.24	I bet budgie farts while masturbating and I guess it's better than nothing. For many straight men that is the only anal stimulation they are allowed to have.
denboy 05.02.24	i recycle, i sniff my own farts
gabba 05.02.24	copper-based dildos may look very cool, but now we know the costs
denboy 05.02.24	steam-punk dildos
gabba 05.02.24	approved by mad max himself
Trifolium 05.02.24	My plan.......... ......... is working......... .................................................... the signs ...... are there .......... ðŸ¤ðŸŒŒðŸ¥¶
denboy 05.02.24	what is it with this caco and referencing things i just experienced, literally watched mad max 1 and 2 this weekend
Demon of the Fall 05.02.24	boss let me leave an hour early for doing an extra 30 mins at another time / covering another job Nice
fogza 05.02.24	We are listening through your phone denboy
ArsMoriendi 05.02.24	Is Mad Max short for Mad Maximillian, Mad Maxim, or Mad Maxwell
Pheromone 05.02.24	did you guys hear that thing that den just said irl lol
Pheromone 05.02.24	shit wrong chat
denboy 05.02.24	so that's why eggaran didn't ask me whether i fart while masturbating
Trifolium 05.03.24	Yes it is. We can hear that loud and clear. Good morning sweeties!
budgie 05.03.24	the roman empire was multicultural. many emperors such as hadrian were african-american
gabba 05.03.24	the same goes for the Ottoman empire, sultans were often the sons of slaves of other ethnic origin historyâ€™s amazing
Trifolium 05.03.24	Plus he had that hottie Antinous for his boyfriend. Oooof!
fogza 05.03.24	"the roman empire was multicultural. many emperors such as hadrian were african-american " was this an x post or something
fogza 05.03.24	it is a long weekend people
Pheromone 05.03.24	looking for a new property to move ahhh
Pheromone 05.03.24	Antinous IS a hottie
budgie 05.03.24	phero do u have any cheese for meese?
gabba 05.03.24	these people didnâ€™t look like their statues in reality where are the acnes?
Pheromone 05.03.24	they had better skin obviously as they didn't have no fast food or cheese
gabba 05.03.24	and their dicks are all of similar size/shape, thereâ€™s no variety there they must have used a dick template
Trifolium 05.03.24	Totally. Who did they use for the mold, I wonder. Are you staying in the region where you live now Phero? Tell us more about this significant undertaking.
budgie 05.03.24	ur rwong pjeromone mcdonalds goes back to roman times it was called macus donaldius
fogza 05.03.24	"looking for a new property to move ahhh" didn't you move a month or two ago?
Demon of the Fall 05.03.24	I can always trust Spurs to make me feel better about my football team. Like clockwork, no matter how bad we are, some things never change! also Friday / bank holiday ahoy!
budgie 05.03.24	im just happy we're not talkin bout dicks anymore
denboy 05.03.24	whoever managed to convince every other roman that small dicks where a sign of manliness must have had serious big dick energy
budgie 05.03.24	pretty sure that whole business is just a bullshit pop history trope and the actual reason is its just easier to carve a small dick on a statue
budgie 05.03.24	oh god damnit
Egarran 05.03.24	"A small penis signifies high culture." Yes sure mr. historian.
denboy 05.03.24	now i'm imagining 'the thinker' but with like, a long schlong trailing along his leg to his knee
gabba 05.03.24	so he's in fact not thinking, just having a terrible headache due to the redistribution of blood, resulting in severe cerebral hypoxia
Trifolium 05.03.24	Very hot sexy steamy!!!
Demon of the Fall 05.03.24	"im just happy we're not talkin bout dicks anymore" this aged poorly, lol However, it was scientific (and I disagree on principle regardless)
bighubbabuddha 05.03.24	this conversation has severe blue balls, also budgie you are genetically related to Smok
Egarran 05.03.24	Genetically any two human beings are 99.9 percent identical. Btw I happen to belong to that 0.1 percent.
gabba 05.03.24	Good to know Egarran! I am common, living like common people.
Pheromone 05.03.24	this thread has been very nice to read re: moving, my landlord has been not very good ! so i shall be leaving this abode to fresher aboder-s
Pheromone 05.03.24	i have a twin
gabba 05.03.24	moving sucks, my condolences @Pheromone, I hope the transition will be nice & smooth btw, I've just discovered it's bandcamp friday, time to spend some cash
robertsona 05.03.24	yesterday I realized I've been collecting food stamps for like 9-10 months to the sound of $2,600
denboy 05.03.24	i too offer my condolences for you having a twin phero
budgie 05.03.24	good morning sluts coffee enema time
budgie 05.03.24	i got some perfume samples in the mail time to get smelly
DadKungFu 05.03.24	Hell yeah love me some cologne samples
fogza 05.03.24	I've always wondered how food stamps work
budgie 05.03.24	finished installing a nice new audio setup in muh car wasn't too bad
DadKungFu 05.03.24	First year teaching has been an absolute pain and a Rollercoaster like some Frank McCourt shit constantly also absolutely rewarding grats budgie how's that sound for you?
robertsona 05.03.24	9th grader stabbed by another 9th grader at dismissal today Like a whole ass knife Fuck
budgie 05.03.24	america #1!ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸!!ðŸ’¯ðŸ’¯ðŸ’¯ðŸ‡ºðŸ‡¸ ðŸ¦…ðŸ¦…ðŸ¦…ðŸ¦…ðŸ¦…ðŸ¦…
robertsona 05.03.24	we must pass Knife Control Lawsâ€¦
DadKungFu 05.03.24	Jesus rob that's a nightmare
VlacDrac 05.03.24	Great albums, we need more Latin American music in Sputnik.
MetalMarcJK 05.04.24	The character on that fifth album cover looks like Jeff Goldblum. If any of you want to sleep better, put some magnesium lotion on the bottoms of your feet.
Storm In A Teacup 05.04.24	"Good to know Egarran! I am common, living like common people" Ega just laughed and said, "oh youre so funny"
Storm In A Teacup 05.04.24	"Like a whole ass knife" I thought they put metal detectors in new york schools
budgie 05.04.24	yes but an ass knife is made out of ass not metal
denboy 05.04.24	I too am curious how foodstamps work
BaselineOOO 05.04.24	I'll secretly quit my director position at the end of this month and travel the whole world, nobody knows yet. I realized I was happier when I was poor so now I'll just burn all of the money I've put aside and see what Earth has to offer, nature-wise and vibe-wise. As a chronic narcissist I feel the best way to expand and burst my bubble is to shrink the planet itself and not belittle others like I usually do.
budgie 05.04.24	ok boomer
budgie 05.04.24	@egarran https://i.redd.it/265i9ropzmvb1.jpg why is this shit so funny
Trifolium 05.04.24	I wouldn't know, I'm not Egarran.
denboy 05.04.24	Baseline come to denmark we have a lot of narcissists
gabba 05.04.24	But narcissits donâ€™t like each other, do they?
BaselineOOO 05.04.24	@denboy: Denmark is nice but the Dutch are the most narcissist imo, I LOVE them and I feel right at home in Netherlands. @gabba: Narcissists do love intensely, and if they don't they still indirectly give each other attention by stabbing each other. That's why I am in love with Johnny and can't forget about Havey's existence.
Egarran 05.04.24	Wi-fi went down last night, it was terrible knowing there were online convos I could not participate in, I had to play offline games and read physical media and oh dear oh dear it was terrible. >why is this shit so funny Uhh you tell me.
robertsona 05.04.24	My school doesnâ€™t have metal detectors nah
denboy 05.04.24	Rob have you ever used the app too good to go Iâ€™m not sure we support food stamps yet but itâ€™s on the roadmap
robertsona 05.04.24	No I havenâ€™t Itâ€™s EBT/SNAP that I have yah â€œfisherrrâ€ by cash cobain and bay swag easily the song of the year at the high school itâ€™s def a cool song
DadKungFu 05.04.24	My students have been turning me onto some pretty sick NY Drill but the running theme of this style seems to be being a complete sociopath so that feels a little weird
denboy 05.04.24	If you're into the whole saving money on food thing it might be worth checking out, I can see we're working with around 9k stores/restaurants in NY
Demon of the Fall 05.04.24	In our mayoral elections the guy we voted for got significantly outgunned by not only the expected winner (ughâ€¦ sheâ€™s a wannabe TV star, really donâ€™t like her), but also an independent â€˜climate change denierâ€™ wtf?
Typhoon24 05.04.24	i gave up on hip hop n moved on to kpop
gabba 05.04.24	Not an expert, but isnâ€™t that a downgrade? Itâ€™s like moving from Slayer to Bon Jovi, no?
Typhoon24 05.04.24	sorta like quitting opioids for a sugar addiction
Demon of the Fall 05.04.24	All sounds the same to me
Typhoon24 05.04.24	being stoned, looking at the bright colors, catchy hooks and synchronized dancing girls = great mix
Demon of the Fall 05.04.24	It was a dad joke. I have no idea about K-pop in all seriousness
Trifolium 05.04.24	Egarran: the bf has a book tip for you finally. Don't know if you remember that this was in the works but here it is. The Devil's Candy (Julie Salamon), about the filming and production process of an expected blockbuster, which in the end completely and utterly miserably flopped, actually happened. Consumerism schadenfreude. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/122337.The_Devil_s_Candy
gabba 05.04.24	â€œbeing stoned, looking at the bright colors, catchy hooks and synchronized dancing girlsâ€ - oh, I get it now, this is when I turn to SeÃ±or Coconut (since I have no idea about k-pop either)
budgie 05.04.24	wtf eggy
Egarran 05.04.24	Excellent Trif, it has been ordered. Currently I'm reading three novels, so I need a 4.
Trifolium 05.05.24	Oh! That's quite a lot. Sounds like being able to choose which dream to proceed with in a way. Nice. I've got this rule with myself to only ever always read just one book at a time. Speaking of time: breakfast time!!!
Egarran 05.05.24	This one book I was reading referenced War With The Newts which I never finished but I will now, so I can finish the first. That book is crazy, I think you should read it. One dream I am hesitant to finish is Alan Moore's Providence, it's a really unpleasant Lovecraft story and it's long and moving slow but it's building towards something awesome, I can feel it.
gabba 05.05.24	Iâ€™m reading Paul Austerâ€™s â€œ4321â€, halfway through and I love it. Itâ€™s a manâ€™s life story in pre-WWII America, presented in four alternative/parallel universes. Auster passed away this week, which made me really sad, he was a great fiction author. Iâ€™ve read most of his work, but his last book â€œBaumgartnerâ€ is still on my list.
denboy 05.05.24	I remember being made to read The Music Of Chance in high school and absolutely hating it. But iâ€™m slowly beginning to realize i should give him another chance
costofnothing 05.05.24	Anyone in here read Mario Vargas-Llosa
denboy 05.05.24	I made my gf play fallout 3 because weâ€™re watching the tv show Watching how her complete lack of spatial awareness translate directly to how she plays the game is both fascinating and maddening Also sheâ€™s played it for 20 minutes and have already killed a super behemoth and is about to meet three dog, she hasnâ€™t even turned on the radio yet
budgie 05.05.24	wtf denny
budgie 05.05.24	nothin like drivin to get my trenta cold brew, light ice while the suns beatin and hammocks on the stereo ðŸŒžðŸ˜ŽðŸš“â˜•ðŸŽµ
denboy 05.05.24	Budgie are you wtfing over paul auster or fo3
budgie 05.05.24	a wizard never reveals his secrets
Storm In A Teacup 05.05.24	Translates to "neither"
Egarran 05.05.24	He will eagerly reveal his staff though.
budgie 05.05.24	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TZt2YBv0U3Y
SomeCallMeTim 05.05.24	May the 5th be with y'all, also missed it but happy Cuatro de Mayo
Trifolium 05.05.24	Ooooh that sounds very interesting Eggy, the newt book. I'll order it. I don't know about Vargas costofnothing, should I change that?
Storm In A Teacup 05.05.24	May the 5th be with you too tim
DadKungFu 05.06.24	Cannot sleep somebody somebody post whatever the posting equivalent of sleepytime tea is
Trifolium 05.06.24	Sleepytime from Celestial Season(EDIT: ing)s. So tasty!!!
Egarran 05.06.24	Hmm I was going to correct you, but it seemed to have helped. Look at little dad all snoring; aww he's twitching, I think he's dreaming.
Pheromone 05.06.24	thank u gabba and den who do u think would win in a caco brawl
DadKungFu 05.06.24	Based on physical prowess or CaCo skills because trif's got a monopoly on the latter and the former is just wild speculation
Trifolium 05.06.24	Could the brawl be all oily and half naked like that Turkish wrestling stuff? I think it would suit us well.
denboy 05.06.24	no half measures
Trifolium 05.06.24	Exactly. Why would we settle for less? My tea is very good this afternoon, and it's just regular supermarket Earl Grey. Strange how that happens sometimes.
denboy 05.06.24	you wrote -half- naked
Trifolium 05.06.24	Ah. About that. I think oil wrestling without any clothes on at all can unintentionally end up becoming very painful. But I'd love to hear your thoughts on this!
denboy 05.06.24	you'll have to subscribe to my erotic lit patreon
Pheromone 05.06.24	i subscribe i subscribe!!! Trif! I have only recently converted to earl grey from english breakfast and i dont know how i did without for so long
Trifolium 05.06.24	Subscribed [2] Added as my home page on all my devices too. Oh English Breakfast is also super tasty. But there's something about Earl Grey, isn't there? Love it.
ArsMoriendi 05.06.24	Hi everyone Quick, tell me, whatâ€™s the best mythological creature
fogza 05.06.24	It's got to be the kraken right?
fogza 05.06.24	Unless we're talking Norse mythology in which case my vote is fenrir
ArsMoriendi 05.06.24	No wrong answers The ziz is cool
budgie 05.06.24	that goat in the french alps that can only walk left
Egarran 05.06.24	Turns out there was a wrong answer.
Trifolium 05.07.24	I've always thought sphinxes were really cool. Mysterious, dangerous, and intelligent.
gabba 05.07.24	my vote goes for the minotaur: trapped in a labyrinth, dangerous, yet suffering
denboy 05.07.24	stupid sexy sphinxes
Pheromone 05.07.24	sphinxes also have the sex appeal wow den i didn't even see your comment before
Pheromone 05.07.24	Good afternoon all, Back from bank holiday today. Oh dear, it's hard. Kind regards,
Trifolium 05.07.24	Speaking of sex appeal: hi Phero!!! Also minotaurs, satyrs, centaurs, fauns, etc. All sexy. Which mythological creatures are not sexy?
DadKungFu 05.07.24	Medusa is mostly tragic not sexy at all
garas 05.07.24	'sup all. Hope y'all doing well. I'll soon return from my hermitage, because this weekend, little garas will have his wedding. In the past few months I was very busy with that, but soon it'll end (happily).
Pheromone 05.07.24	Medusa is FAMOUSLY sexy a good question trif - maybe imps HEY GARAS - OMG A WEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDIIIING?!
fogza 05.07.24	Curious to see what the first dance song is gonna be
fogza 05.07.24	Are chimaeras sexy
DadKungFu 05.07.24	Scylla and Charybdis don't seem very sexy
robertsona 05.07.24	AP Lit toMORRROWWWWW fuuuuuuuuck
ArsMoriendi 05.07.24	My mythological question has sparked what seems to be akin to a furry conversation, my god what have I done
Demon of the Fall 05.07.24	it was inevitable really, it's where all roads lead I see Trif was already thinking along those lines with all that oily wrestling talk, surprise surprise. Admittedly that was the previous day and in a shocking twist... denboy was the culprit!
gabba 05.07.24	btw, I just spoke to them and the gods claim no responsibility for what happened here, they're up and fine on their mountain
Egarran 05.07.24	â™«Daytime drinking with mother Daytime drinking with motherâ™« I'm working on a punk song. Sorry ANYWAY most dragons are not sexy, but some of them know illusion magic so they can appear extremely sexy. Yaay Graaats Garaaaas looking foward to a detailed account of your wedding day and night. Hope I don't appear drunk.
fogza 05.07.24	"Scylla and Charybdis don't seem very sexy" Six phallic heads and a giant 'whirlpool'?
Trifolium 05.07.24	Ars acting all innocent like he didn't expect this when asking the question!!!! ðŸ˜ðŸ’• garas yeeeessssssssss very happy for you I'll send over all the good vibes that I can! ðŸ˜â¤ï¸âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨âœ¨
garas 05.07.24	> Curious to see what the first dance song is gonna be Ghost - Life Eternal
garas 05.07.24	The first idea was Nothing Else Matters by Metallica, but we decided we'll go with that Ghost song.
gabba 05.07.24	Congrats garas, should be super-exciting for you right now! Never heard this Ghost song until today, can imagine it working well as a starter. We opted for a different vibe at our wedding party, and asked the band to play Koopâ€™s â€œSummer Sunâ€. There must be a â€œmost popular wedding songâ€ out there, I wonder which one. Some years ago I was at a casual Friday night party at a club in town and the dj played Billy Idolâ€™s â€œWhite Weddingâ€. Everyone got busy with their air guitar routines, and suddenly we noticed there was a real bride & groom on the dancefloor. Turned out they just arrived from their private party, it was quite a trip.
budgie 05.07.24	"I've always thought sphinxes were really cool. Mysterious, dangerous, and intelligent. just like me
budgie 05.07.24	"Which mythological creatures are not sexy? that goat in the french alps that can only walk left
gabba 05.07.24	Show us a picture and we will tell. Until then, letâ€™s dwell on whether a golem is sexy or not.
budgie 05.07.24	do U want my onlyfans ?
garas 05.07.24	> Koopâ€™s â€œSummer Sunâ€ Wow, that's a great song! (And we also added White Wedding to our dancing playlist, eheh.) Also thanks everyone for yer kind words.
gabba 05.07.24	@budgie, Only if itâ€™s free. But will it help me get closer to the goat or the golem issue? Iâ€™m a bit confused, are you collecting videos of (un)sexy mythological creatures there? Must be a devoted fanbase you have!
Trifolium 05.07.24	Two good points budgie.
BaselineOOO 05.07.24	I got bored of clubbing. What's left to life?
DadKungFu 05.07.24	Ketamine and Camille Paglia? idk
BaselineOOO 05.07.24	I don't associate myself with Petersonian characters but ketamine sounds tasty!
DadKungFu 05.07.24	Petersonian ew pls
Trifolium 05.07.24	I've never really enjoyed clubbing and I really enjoy life. Goodnight sweeties, see you in my dreams.
budgie 05.07.24	whats your guys' ffavorites nuts and NO NAUGHTY COMMENTS
robertsona 05.07.24	There is now nothing but a good nightâ€™s sleep between my 32 AP students and the Lit test. Soon Iâ€™ll be able to stop Poasting
Egarran 05.07.24	I eat a LOT of salted peanuts.
DadKungFu 05.07.24	Almonds
Egarran 05.07.24	Heh heh we're really annoying budgie with these answers.
Storm In A Teacup 05.07.24	My favorite nut is when i shoot ropes.
Trifolium 05.08.24	Almonds yes. Or walnuts.
fogza 05.08.24	I like macadamias but actually I can't think of a variety that I don't like
Trifolium 05.08.24	Hazelnuts for me, because of my hay fever eating hazelnuts is super uncomfortable since they contain a protein that very closely resembles that of birch pollen. Ugghh eeeeeeeeek.
BaselineOOO 05.08.24	Almonds are the superior nuts, when they're raw and fresh you can almost taste the health benefits.
budgie 05.08.24	god the middle ages are so fuckin underrated
BaselineOOO 05.08.24	Yes, I am playing Kingdom Come Deliverance and I can confirm life was better back then. People back then were so much smarter than whatever they become today.
budgie 05.08.24	ughhhhhhh why cant u just b normallllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
denboy 05.08.24	Koop - summer sun is an excellent choice for a wedding song
denboy 05.08.24	Macadamia is the luxury nut
denboy 05.08.24	it's the jamon iberico of nuts
BaselineOOO 05.08.24	Smoke City - Underwater is an excellent choice for an underwater event
budgie 05.08.24	mmmmmmmmmmmmmm jamon iberico
denboy 05.08.24	Once went to a wedding in catalonia with michelin starred catering, which included a dedicated guy standing there just slicing a leg of iberico ham so that's where i was standing for most of the party
Pheromone 05.08.24	Morning friends
budgie 05.08.24	imw with you 100% den. probably the best meal of my life was just a big plate of pata negra in andorra. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Pheromone 05.08.24	i dont eat ham!
denboy 05.08.24	i dont eat ham said sam ham i am a man of ham a plan a canal panama bows
fogza 05.08.24	Do you eat pistachios, also a top tier nut
fogza 05.08.24	Love walnuts, hazelnuts, pecans, Brazil nuts
Pheromone 05.08.24	den that was a great mf doom verse
Pheromone 05.08.24	i eat all nut
Egarran 05.08.24	The nut is very healthy and must not go to waste.
Pheromone 05.08.24	have you ever considered that maybe the moon is in fact a nut
gabba 05.08.24	it's a cheese, didn't you know? iberico guys rule, but so do cheese guys at breakfasts in hotels and nuts may be healthy but can mess up your skin
DadKungFu 05.08.24	Cheese guys like cheese enthusiasts? Mice in tuxedos? Sitting at breakfast waiting for people to let them pontificate on stilton?
Trifolium 05.08.24	HMMMM cheese HMMMMM ham!!!!! Now I want toasties!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DadKungFu 05.08.24	Anyone have opinions on this year's eurovision? The Irish one was fun Poppy-core and Croatia was fun meme material, never cared at all for this event until this year
Trifolium 05.08.24	Will watch tomorrow, with my aunt. Not usually invested all that much, but it is a cool event, nicely grotesque and unapologetically unabashed. The Dutch song is super cool for a change, love the guy (Joost Klein) and there's actual gabber involved which is cool.
DadKungFu 05.08.24	meh it's one of the most fun tracks but the hook's kinda weak tbh. Of the ballad's Serbia's pretty good and OH SHIT NORWAY'S GOT HOOKS
Egarran 05.08.24	We must hope anarchistfish makes a new and possibly strongly political eurovision list.
Egarran 05.08.24	Just heard some very relevant lyrics: "I like to watch, if you don't mind Every sphinx knows how to pass the time Your little love nest suits me well Let me show you how to cast a spell"
denboy 05.08.24	i have rosacea, so 80% of foods mess up my skin
Pheromone 05.08.24	boycott the eurovision sorry
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Pangea 05.08.24	couldn't watch the liveshow yesterday, but watched the performances after. So happy serbia and slovenia made it! two of my favourites I liked Ireland's studio cut as well, but they definitely elevated it live, so fun to watch. Croatia and Ukraine also nailed it, both should do really well saturday.
Pheromone 05.08.24	boycott the eurovision sorry
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Pangea 05.08.24	yeah i disagree with israel (and azerbaijan probably as well for that matter) being there
Pangea 05.08.24	but eurovision fun! and i watch
Egarran 05.08.24	Because they have canceled Palestinian flags?
Pheromone 05.08.24	because it is israel propaganda choo choo and there is a genocide ongoing it is an easy decision to make
DadKungFu 05.08.24	I'm boycotting until they let USA participate
ArsMoriendi 05.08.24	ðŸŒ«ï¸ðŸŒ«ï¸ðŸŒ«ï¸
denboy 05.08.24	huh, neat didn't even know I was protesting for palestine
robertsona 05.08.24	they're taking the AP test as we speak. god I wish results earlier came before July 8 lmao that's brutal. otherwise averageish day at school check those livenation $25 all-in tickets
Pheromone 05.08.24	den based as always
gabba 05.08.24	I understand that eurovision can be fun under special circumstances, but to me that amount of cheesy pop is indigestible (though earlier today I expressed my fondness of cheese). Not to mention the â€œbattle of nationsâ€ angle, which is utterly absurd if someone is for inclusiveness. I get that itâ€™s supposed to celebrate diversity, but it is double-edged since for some, it just fosters nationalism. I have the same issue with the olympics, Iâ€™m boycotting both.
budgie 05.08.24	dude the starbucks rewarsd program is extrmeley generous every drink is a fourth of a free drink oh my godsness i sholuld have done this a very longlike time agos
robertsona 05.08.24	AP test done. LOT of confident words and faces coming out, though some students who inevitably kinda gave up. feel like I have a good shot at a 5, a couple of 4s, majority 3s, etc.
fogza 05.08.24	I tried to watch Eurovision once but i didn't even find it funny on a so-bad-it's-good level.
Egarran 05.08.24	It's easy to point fingers at Israel and say they commit war crimes. So more people should do it. I've always had fun watching Eurovision though.
Trifolium 05.09.24	Day off!!!! Because something Christian or other. I always forget.
gabba 05.09.24	This holiday always comes unexpectedly for me too, but now with the best timing as Iâ€™m quite hangover after Steve Albiniâ€™s passing yesterday. Gotta try to pull myself together and do nothing all day.
Demon of the Fall 05.09.24	"I have the same issue with the olympics, Iâ€™m boycotting both." hmm, definitely wouldn't have equated those two, lol... I mean, in the Olympics you win objectively and people don't vote for each other. All the competitors are elite, so it's more defined in that sense. One is sport, the other is a popularity contest Also, as much as it can and does promote nationalism on some level (obviously) seeing competitors from the less 'resourced' nations competing on the world stage and sometimes upsetting the odds, is always nice to see. And of course the athletes have some great individual stories, especially due to the amateur (i.e. not professional) nature of most disciplines
robertsona 05.09.24	10 murders already in Brownsville this year. 7 all of last year. Summer gon be scary
Storm In A Teacup 05.09.24	Lol we had 7 before January ended. "The total land area is 1.163 square miles (3.01 km2), and the ZIP Code for the neighborhood is 11212" Oh. Oh dear.
Egarran 05.09.24	Saw a lot of lambs and froglets today, now enjoying a smoothie. Spring gon be gud.
Trifolium 05.09.24	And I saw my brethren during my afternoon walk today, so many pink and purple clovers.
Egarran 05.09.24	Ooh they haven't entirely emerged here yet but soon. They're taking over after the daisies.
Pheromone 05.09.24	i dont see enough frogs man
ArsMoriendi 05.09.24	Itâ€™s funny Iâ€™ve been on such a heavy noise rock mood this past month and now that Steve Albini died, that mood has only increased tenfold
Pheromone 05.09.24	i was thinking literally two days ago about steve albini (which is unlike me) and then he died makes u think
DadKungFu 05.09.24	Makes me think you KILLED him PHERO
Pheromone 05.09.24	i will think about you next if you keep this up
robertsona 05.09.24	yah @storm the 73rd precinct is basically the entirety of brownsville and it's a square mile lol, insane shit unfolding in there. wya?
gabba 05.09.24	@Demon, youâ€™re right, I probably overreact this, but I always get the creeps when I see too many flags around. I switched countries 2 times in my life, and I completely lost my national identity. This, combined with my belief that the mere existence of countries is among the leading causes of all suffering in the World, makes me nauseous every time I see people cheering for their nations. Canâ€™t help it. Medal tables at the Olympics emphasize differences, which is completely against the â€œnoble spirit of the gamesâ€. Many medals are won by athletes whose citizenships were bought by rich countries just to improve their reputations, so what do these tables actually represent? Eurovision is even worse, youâ€™re right, because votes are heavily biased by immigrants living abroad and hence reflecting patriotism instead of taste in music.
Pangea 05.09.24	Switzerland and norway killed it tonight, definitely my faves. Armenia and estonia were super fun as well
Pangea 05.09.24	Latvia qualifying shocked me, quite liked the song though. Shame about belgium, i did throw a few votes their way
Trifolium 05.09.24	Switzerland could win this I think, liked Nemo a lot. Armenia was lovely!
Pangea 05.09.24	Switzerland was my favourite song going in and i'm happy they nailed the performance! Armenia was super cute, she has a lovely stage presence
Storm In A Teacup 05.09.24	@sona im in tulsa oklahoma, we only had 48 homicides last year, 67 in 2022. Violent crime rate is 20.4 per 1,000...
Storm In A Teacup 05.09.24	2 per 100 doesnt feel great
budgie 05.09.24	my favorite stat is the most dangerous neighborhood in paris has a lower homicide rate than the safest US state really makes you think
DadKungFu 05.10.24	Makes me think if the law abiding citizens of PAREE FWONCE just had guns their homicide rates would be even lower
Demon of the Fall 05.10.24	"This, combined with my belief that the mere existence of countries is among the leading causes of all suffering in the World, makes me nauseous every time I see people cheering for their nations" I agree with this to an extent, but eventually I realised all the 'suffering' isn't caused by nationalism, ideology / religion, or even a wholly unjust disparity in resources (the fact any of these can and are major impacting factors sort of proves this)... it's caused by, well, people being shit. If any one of these problematic elements were alleviated / removed somehow, new ones would just crop up instead weirdly it made me feel much better. Unfortunately it seems I've reached what one might call 'acceptance'
Demon of the Fall 05.10.24	In more uplifting news... IT'S FRIDAY!
Trifolium 05.10.24	It's a very Lord Of The Flies thought, that. Friday whooooooooo! And a free one at that!! Pool, book, and sun time!!!!!!!
denboy 05.10.24	My band was joking around last week that we should just get steve albini to record the damn thing RIP
denboy 05.10.24	accidentally deleted some data at work, today is going to be a great day
denboy 05.10.24	(I'm able to recover it, but that doesn't make it any less facepalm worthy)
denboy 05.10.24	i need an adult but i'm the only adult at the office today >:(
Pheromone 05.10.24	going to tell on you
Demon of the Fall 05.10.24	no this is a fantastic strategy applause I just delete requests when they come in, it's much quicker than actually doing any work. My efficiency is outstanding!
denboy 05.10.24	i'm going to tell on myself because it's a funny story
Egarran 05.10.24	I haven't watched any Eurovision because I don't want Phero to be disappointed with me.
DadKungFu 05.10.24	I think the internet's soon to be conceptually dead and I may be completely disconnecting at some point. The broken qualities of this site are, ironically, something of an insulation from this sense, keeping things, in a way, real. We may be gradually losing users and not gaining new ones, but in a way, even though this is a simulated community, I know most of you all as real human beings with a history writing about and creating music. I can't say that for, say, reddit or other sites. I'd like to think that if sputnik goes, I'm going to be disconnecting as much as work will allow from all internet life, news, images, media and just listen to my classical records and tend my garden so to speak.
fogza 05.10.24	I dunno why but when I read tend my garden I immediately thought of something juvenile
Egarran 05.10.24	Esp when added 'so to speak'. We hear you Dad, it's sputnik or nothing.
denboy 05.10.24	preach daddy
denboy 05.10.24	CaCos saving grace will be that there's no financial incentive for anyone to let the AIs run loose here Don't expect the same thing for the reviews Dead internet coming right up
budgie 05.10.24	i like to look at rent on leboncoin, thats like a french craigslist basically theres a 2 br apt in Bourges for 370. 370! and french minimum is 1750ish gross. if you really wanted to drop out of the rat race.... some mindless min wage job, 5 weeks pto, apt in old ass medieval city, dont gotta worry about car related issues or healthcare or pharmaceutical expenses. man
Storm In A Teacup 05.11.24	That sounds pretty nice and ega would be happy about another car driver adopting no car life.
Egarran 05.11.24	Everybody should be happy about that.
DadKungFu 05.11.24	Would be amazing if we adopted more bike-friendly cities like what was done in Amsterdam. As it is, you kind of take your life in your hands whenever you bike anywhere
Trifolium 05.11.24	Yeah carless life rules. So happy to live in a bike-heaven country. And trains are getting better here luckily. I've got trips to Spain, France and Wales planned by train, very much looking forward to that. Can be so relaxing!
Egarran 05.11.24	Ooh that sounds nice. What does such a trip cost you? Sounds like there's a lot of drama in the Eurovision, I am very tempted to watch.
Trifolium 05.11.24	Every city-to-city somewhere farther away (i.e., Utrecht-Paris, Paris-Girona, Bruxelles-London, London-Cardiff, Paris-Lyon, etc.) are in the â‚¬100-150 range (for a single). Quite ok I'd say, although planes are still cheaper obviously. Should be the other way around of course.
budgie 05.11.24	rank ur fav french cities triffy
BaselineOOO 05.11.24	Is 200-240k usd enough to buy a decent 50+ square meters flat in Australia? I'm considering Perth for its climate or Canberra for its high standards of civilization (I'm OCD and a bit crazy). Also, I'm curious about Australia's susceptibility to natural disasters or potential geopolitical challenges like Chinese influence or even military intervention... cause I'm thinking of settling there.
Pangea 05.11.24	Genuinely feeling a little sad about everything going on at eurovision. Hopefully the show will be as much of a shitshow as the ebu deserves
DadKungFu 05.11.24	Yeah first year I'm paying attention to it and it just seems like a shitshow
Pangea 05.11.24	yeah there is usually some drama but not nearly this bad
budgie 05.11.24	man i thought the austrian song was for sure going to be my least favorite but finland what the fuck
Pangea 05.11.24	Haha i don't neccesarily love finland's song but the performance is very fun. Super eurovision as well, we need songs like those in the contest
Pangea 05.11.24	Austria is a banger but she did not sing it very well in the semi's
budgie 05.11.24	yeah i definitely notice a lot of the songs tend to have the super cookie cutter eurobeat chorus and it gets boring czechia is my fav so far
Pangea 05.11.24	Oh for sure, it is a pop contest most of all so many songs tend to be quite generic, but i have a bigh tolerance for that stuff
budgie 05.11.24	how on earth is italy not winning ðŸ¤·â€â™€ï¸
budgie 05.11.24	whjy is da luxembourg speaking franch i thought they speaked luxembourgish
budgie 05.11.24	french is the legislative language of luxembourg interesting maybe a napoleonic thing
Egarran 05.11.24	Pretty awesome so far.
budgie 05.11.24	the nl one hurts my soul
Egarran 05.11.24	Well your soul is very frail. Ireland with best visuals obviously.
budgie 05.11.24	am i crazy or are there some early 2000s / late 90s vibes? ireland, czechia, san marino
Egarran 05.11.24	Yeah you're crazy.
budgie 05.11.24	okay i listened to them all and italy is sooooooooooooooooooooo far beyond all the other entries my god
Egarran 05.11.24	Budgie and weird takes, classic duo.
budgie 05.11.24	ERVERYONE ELSE is weird dude. i am CANON.
denboy 05.11.24	can someone give a quick rundown of the drama
Trifolium 05.11.24	We got disqualified. Is one part of the drama.
denboy 05.11.24	i'm sure u deserved it
budgie 05.11.24	my korean soup isnt spicy enough what the hell is this
budgie 05.11.24	i was wrong i was very wrong
Egarran 05.11.24	Turns out he didn't deserve it.
denboy 05.11.24	budgie also deserved it
budgie 05.11.24	i thought we was homies : (
budgie 05.12.24	there are so few fucking apartment complexes in la county it is absolutely fucking backwards retarded
DadKungFu 05.12.24	Am I finally going to hit 5k comments this weekend only 150 to go I seriously don't know how some of you have like 20k comments and have more than a year younger account than me
budgie 05.12.24	its easy every time u have a collection of words in ur brain compartment u put it into a sput thread dont matter where who when or why
Trifolium 05.13.24	Yes, what budgie said.
Pheromone 05.13.24	i am proud of u ega ohhhhhhhh it is monday again
Pheromone 05.13.24	i think i much prefer earl gray these days
Trifolium 05.13.24	Hmmmmmmmm so tasty!!! Also tasty? Pool time when it's nice and comfy outside! Spring is finally really here!!!
Pheromone 05.13.24	is your pool outside all year round ?!
budgie 05.13.24	the pool is migratory
Trifolium 05.13.24	No ðŸ¥¶ They can lift up the entire ground floor walls, made from glass like a greenhouse, and remove the roof. So it's open all the way when it's warm, super nice.
budgie 05.13.24	the greenhouse is migratory
Pheromone 05.13.24	woah that sounds perfect i wish i could swim betterer
Pheromone 05.13.24	i have begun beyond sleep trif (quite late)
Storm In A Teacup 05.13.24	Vibes are migratory
budgie 05.13.24	BEYOND SLEEP beyond dreams
Storm In A Teacup 05.13.24	falling from the sky, day 7
budgie 05.13.24	i just lookeded at a picture of some pain aux lardons and now im moist
denboy 05.13.24	"i just lookeded at a picture of some pain and now im moist" would have been more in character
Egarran 05.13.24	Yay Phero! I was so worried about you after all the Eurovision debacles.
Egarran 05.13.24	A yes, Behind The Wall Of Sleep. "A vision of green edifices of light, oceans of space, strange music, and shadowy mountains and valleys. But most of all did he dwell upon some mysterious blazing entity that shook and laughed and mocked at him. This vast, vague personality seemed to have done him a terrible wrong and to kill it in triumphant revenge was his paramount desire. In order to reach it... he would soar through abysses of emptiness 'burning' every obstacle that stood in his way." - Lovecraft
denboy 05.13.24	saturday night, as i was going to bed, i was sitting there going "huh, my right foot feels oddly numb. So i go touch underneath my foot and my hand comes back with a pebble sized chunk of meat (and blood obv) turns out i accidentally kicked a metal flap on my washing machine, and yeah it hurt a little bit but not enough for me to think deeper about it but it just ripped off a chunk from underneath my pinky toe just sat there for 10 minutes in disbelief wrapped my foot in a towel and went to bed still zero pain unless i directly touch it hope i get to keep my foot
Trifolium 05.13.24	den that's a super eeeeeeeeek horror story!!!!!!! All the best to your foot from me! Best, Trif
denboy 05.13.24	Thanks! I met up with my parents yesterday for lunch and mum said "your mood seems really in the dumps" and I had to explain what happened it's such a dumb way to get injured, and that washing machine is already very much in the "does not spark joy" category, which just made it worse lol but also i biked 20+ km in the sun yesterday so my mood was saved
Egarran 05.13.24	Would you say your washing machine has a vast, vague personality? Just noticing that Lovecraft quote could be about you.
denboy 05.13.24	..... that is extremely fitting yes
Egarran 05.13.24	As above, so below.
Pheromone 05.13.24	would you rather be a washing machine or a tumble-dryer
denboy 05.13.24	i like to get wet
denboy 05.13.24	that triggered a flashback to one of my first concert experiences ever watching andrew wk play roskilde festival same year he released I Get Wet
robertsona 05.13.24	back at school. 29 school days left. whew
Pheromone 05.13.24	den in my head canon your band is andrew wk - core
fogza 05.13.24	I would want to be a tumble dryer as everything that comes out of the tumble dryer is snug and huggable
ArsMoriendi 05.13.24	Windy day doo doo doo
denboy 05.13.24	Phero, i wish that was true But i no longer party hard :(
budgie 05.13.24	hello ars
robertsona 05.14.24	I feel like genuinely one of the best â€œmusical discoveriesâ€ of this past year is the step/cheer team at basketball games in my high schoolâ€™s tiny gym The like start stop structures and polyrhythms and mix of chanting and stomping/clapping is crazy and now influential to me kinda. because the gym teacher went on leave and the second in command lady who coaches step/cheer had to take on a completely unwieldy role the team is literally self coached lol and itâ€™s mostly seniors and I teach all the seniors so basically shit is a movie. Cool of them to show so much initiative in that regard. School is life
Pheromone 05.14.24	you are very snug and huggable fogzy but den are we not currently partying hard here at dads house
Pheromone 05.14.24	I woke up at 430 and could not get back to sleep oh my itâ€™s been a while
budgie 05.14.24	that sounds unhealthy u r unhealthfully
Storm In A Teacup 05.14.24	Ayy donâ€™t put that on Phero
Trifolium 05.14.24	That is very early (very good Bill Evans track!). Maybe you were just done sleeping.
Pheromone 05.14.24	thanks storm yeah budgie take that i think so trif, it is raining here how is it there?
budgie 05.14.24	*runs away crying
Trifolium 05.14.24	There is not even one little cloud in sight. Going to be a very hot day yuck. *runs away laughing
garas 05.14.24	This morning was super pleasant for a walk to work, the weather is perfect. Now: 0==\|[coffee=time==>
Pangea 05.14.24	it is morning it is coffee time it is a good time
Trifolium 05.14.24	Yes agrreeeeeedddddddd!!! My coffee is in that perfect zone we've discussed before: juuuuuuuussst on the edge of too strong. Enjoy your coffees you lovely Sput-friends.
Pangea 05.14.24	i am drinking uni machine coffee :( but atleast it is my cool thermo mug!
denboy 05.14.24	the office is abuzz because we're getting a new coffee machine tomorrow
Pangea 05.14.24	woo that is super hype! i hope it's a decent one
denboy 05.14.24	It better be! It's been a year since they promised new ones
garas 05.14.24	> we're getting a new coffee machine tomorrow [adult excitement intensifies]
Egarran 05.14.24	Good coffee improves workplace efficiency dramatically.
Egarran 05.14.24	Need recs for a new mattress. I've been using a futon for four years but it's not good anymore.
garas 05.14.24	Thick sponge/foam. The harder the better. It was a bit odd at first, but on the long term it feels really good for my back.
Demon of the Fall 05.14.24	I'm jelly about the coffee machine situation, but also kinda relieved because if we had one at my work I'd drink waaaaaaay too much being subjected to inferior coffee is a good way of cutting down my consumption it seems
budgie 05.14.24	youve been sleeping on a futon for YEARS??
Pangea 05.14.24	Weird stuff going on today, Arsenal fans will be cheering for spurs
robertsona 05.14.24	giving my best AP Lit students pizza today. and really fucking good NY pizza too theyre gonna be thrilled gayatri spivak coming to visit early June wrapping up the year let's get it
Egarran 05.14.24	Thanks Garas. Memoryfoam sounds like the way. The harder the better indeed. >youve been sleeping on a futon for YEARS?? Uh what seems to be the problem here?
budgie 05.14.24	ive had flaming hot korean soup for like 5 days in a row now ask me anything
Pangea 05.14.24	is it good?
budgie 05.14.24	is what good
Storm In A Teacup 05.14.24	*runs away
denboy 05.14.24	i like bed
Egarran 05.14.24	> ask me anything Why are you flabbergasted at four years on a futon? And don't give me your usual diversions, this is serious. Answer me. I am not making fun this time. And don't even consider some 'joke' or 'irony' to cover up for your actions. You may think everything can be laughed away - but you are wrong, you are very, very wrong.
denboy 05.14.24	he thought you were 3 years old
budgie 05.14.24	i dont talk to people who sleep on futons
Egarran 05.14.24	Denboy, please ask budgie why he doesn't talk to people who sleep on futons.
Storm In A Teacup 05.15.24	ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£ðŸ¤£
Storm In A Teacup 05.15.24	I talk to futon sleepers ðŸ™‚
Storm In A Teacup 05.15.24	Budgie why dont you
budgie 05.15.24	i dont talk to people who talk to people who sleep on futons
Trifolium 05.15.24	I slept on a futon for years. Loved it. Hi budgie hi Eggy hi everyone else!!!
budgie 05.15.24	ðŸ˜¤
gabba 05.15.24	Hey budgie, look what I found for ya! https://youtu.be/z-Fy5ORr7GE
budgie 05.15.24	fk u fk u
Pangea 05.15.24	Budgie i promise i don't talk to peple who sleep on futons. But could you explain your view on why, people like us, shouldn't talk to people who sleep on futons? So i know exactly why we are avoiding them
Trifolium 05.15.24	(Good one Pan ðŸ¤ Let's see what he says ðŸ«£)
denboy 05.15.24	i dont talk to people who talk to people
Egarran 05.15.24	Try to write your thoughts down then.
denboy 05.15.24	New coffee machines at the office are v v fancy they still put in the same shit coffee beans but at least now i can choose between 10+ different ways of preparing those shit coffee beans
Egarran 05.15.24	So no soup mode? First official day of summer in Denmark, biked to the library to get trif's bf's rec (and a movie called Emily about the BrontÃ« sisters) then to Jysk at the other end of town, using all my money on memoryfoam, now I'm all sweaty and eating sun lolly with raspberry taste. We have a frog and a salamander in the pond.
DadKungFu 05.15.24	frogs and salamanders are such bro animals get that wind in the willows life den would you and your coworkers be able pool some cash together for better quality coffee?
denboy 05.15.24	some colleagues have done that, doing the whole grinder/moccamaster, bring fancy beans thing
Pangea 05.15.24	frogs and salamanders in the pond are so nice. we usually have them in my parents pond as well i had to send around way to many emails this afternoon
Demon of the Fall 05.15.24	"Why are you flabbergasted at four years on a futon?" I was flabbergasted to the extent my curiosity was piqued and thus I was about to dig deeper, but found the idea so perplexing that I was rendered unable to ask for further details
robertsona 05.15.24	getting so close to the end of the school year 27 (?) school days left dunno how many there were/have been total but it's a lot
Egarran 05.15.24	Well Demon at least you achieved a slight sense of wonder.
gabba 05.15.24	I envy all of you experiencing the state of futon-flabbergastedness
Demon of the Fall 05.15.24	lol, RYM blocked my IP address no idea why, so presumably this is some sort of glitch idk
DadKungFu 05.15.24	Conflict of interest you're too high profile on their main competitor
Demon of the Fall 05.15.24	Haha. Well, other Sputters get off scott free! I dunno if this was a coincidence but maybe itâ€™s because I was looking at â€˜nazi contentâ€™ too much recently (Peste Noire) and my workplace firewall flagged it up. Oops
budgie 05.15.24	i dont talk to people who talk to people who dont talk to people who sleep on futons
DadKungFu 05.15.24	I talk to futons
AsleepInTheBack 05.15.24	I am futons
Egarran 05.15.24	I want to sleep on you.
AsleepInTheBack 05.15.24	In the back?
Trifolium 05.15.24	ðŸ˜ðŸ’•
budgie 05.15.24	THE SKIES SHALL RAIN FIRE AND THE SEAS WILL BECOME AS BLOOD
DadKungFu 05.15.24	Lemme talk about how much I love Waffle House all you euro bros if you're ever in the states find some off-the-highway waffle house in some southern flyover state and you'll be experiencing prime Americana heaven all maple syrup and fried breakfast meats if I didn't live in New England I'd be fully committing to slowly getting obese on Scattered and Smothered hash browns and dank-ass coffee at various Waffle Houses
budgie 05.15.24	is it better than dennys or ihop cause i been to dennys a bunch and its shit but a nice place to gather in the small hours
Ryus 05.15.24	wow two waffle house mentions in a row i went to college in the south and i have many fond 3am waffle house memories. magical place
DadKungFu 05.15.24	dennys and ihop are both soulless ass, Waffle House is soulful ass
budgie 05.15.24	i met u the year i stopped fearing my bo-dy the sky split open a bove-me
budgie 05.15.24	it was a pleasure 2 meet your pain in my shadow youre a model of reason dont coddle dont tease me dont wake a swarm of bees beneath me
budgie 05.15.24	do do do you want ten der ness
budgie 05.16.24	i sampled a bunch of perfumes today and decided that lavender & vetiver is the best combo everrrrrr
Pheromone 05.16.24	budgie ur a creative
Pheromone 05.16.24	morning all decaf coffee [2]
Trifolium 05.16.24	Der Waffle Haus was a German/Austrian themed waffle house in the series Dead Like Me that functioned as their head quarters. That series was ultra AWESOME. So I knew about their existence though there. Morning hello! Smokey tea for me!!
gabba 05.16.24	A year ago I switched from nice espresso/latte to instant coffee because I tolerated brewed coffee badly in larger quantities, but this move made my tastebuds suffer ever since. Now I can at least drink 5-6 a day and still sleep like a child, which is great, but Iâ€™m seriously considering switching to tea.
denboy 05.16.24	You should consider going the fancy decaf beans -> latte route
gabba 05.16.24	But I'm addicted to caffeine, and I guess any methylxanthine would do, but couldn't really survive on decaf.
denboy 05.16.24	"because I tolerated brewed coffee badly in larger quantities" I thought this just meant you didn't tolerate the amount of caffeine, so you could switch halfway from normal to decaf
gabba 05.16.24	no, some types of coffee make my head feel to explode, whereas instant coffee doesn't, don't know why so I either need to experiment with a variety of coffee (both bean- and preparation-wise), or switch to tea, which is more gentle in terms of effects
denboy 05.16.24	I never quite managed to get addicted to tea quite the same way I'm addicted to coffee
denboy 05.16.24	But green tea is probably your best bet, caffeine + l-theanine is a great mix
budgie 05.16.24	"no, some types of coffee make my head feel to explode, whereas instant coffee doesn't, don't know why" there are other bioactive compounds in coffee seed aside from just caffeine, that are maybe destroyed in the process to create instant coffee, could explain why. or maybe youre allergic to the cockroach poo in normal coffee who knows high quality green tea is really nice, also rhodiola!
Trifolium 05.16.24	Oh yeah love green tea hmmmm!!!! Tea in general is crazy good.
gabba 05.16.24	Iâ€™ll check both green tea and rhodiola, and see if my sensors indicate cockroach poo. Great tips!
Trifolium 05.16.24	I'm in a cute house near a nature reserve with family. It's ultra quiet here in the night. Yet every once in a while a cow is belting like there's no tomorrow, so loud there's an echo and everything.
budgie 05.16.24	two hearts new start every card is wiii HIIIiiii iii iiiiild there in your arms with the radio up and the windooows down
Storm In A Teacup 05.17.24	I like i like i like Everything about youuuu
budgie 05.17.24	should i get ice cream
budgie 05.17.24	man i really need to start stretching my hammies
Trifolium 05.17.24	Answer: no, ice cream is not nice.
Egarran 05.17.24	Wait what now?
fogza 05.17.24	Even trif can't be perfect
fogza 05.17.24	Although pretty damn close
Demon of the Fall 05.17.24	new conservatory or 'connie' as we call it should be completed today. New boiler in. So we can rearrange the messy living room / kitchen now. Phew, disruption over and it all seemingly went well. no work after today until the 28th. Time for a break / to celebrate with the wife life is good (I think... ). I'll think of something else to worry about in due course no doubt
Demon of the Fall 05.17.24	Trif ice cream slander is indeed a shocking development
gabba 05.17.24	Iâ€™m with Trif, ice creamâ€™s dull.
Demon of the Fall 05.17.24	but there are so many different flavours :-(
Egarran 05.17.24	Absurd. Anyway! EU elections coming up, what should I vote as I eat my delicious chocolate ice cream with chocolate chunks?
fogza 05.17.24	"delicious chocolate ice cream with chocolate chunks" sounds good, i'm going to go vote at the South African embassy tomorrow. everyone is so civic today
Trifolium 05.17.24	You all already knew this, we've been over this before. But sometimes I should repeat this so I can find new allies, as just happened now with gabba ðŸ”¥ high five ðŸ”¥ Yippppeeee Demon!!! Glad for your connie stuff! Enjoy the ice cream cutie petooties I still love you all dearly.
Egarran 05.17.24	It's absurdity on par with budgie fearing futons. Also I'm all alone today which means garlic for dinner!
fogza 05.17.24	Just... garlic?
Egarran 05.17.24	Roast mushrooms with turmeric and garlic Add a can of coconut oil, chopped spinach, shrimps and garlic Serve with fusilli, parmesan cheese and garlic
fogza 05.17.24	Sounds a bit short on garlic
DadKungFu 05.17.24	All of that sounds great but a whole can of coconut oil?
Trifolium 05.17.24	Do you have enough for two Eggy? Asking for a friend (of yours: me).
denboy 05.17.24	i think he meant coconut milk
denboy 05.17.24	unless he's literally insane
fogza 05.17.24	Eg bathes in coconut oil
Egarran 05.17.24	I did indeed mean coconut milk, thanks Den, that is an important detail I am completely sane.
budgie 05.17.24	i thought you were banned from this thread
Egarran 05.17.24	Oh noes you used my own words against me ):
budgie 05.17.24	wjhy does egarrans hates me so much
gabba 05.17.24	spelling?
budgie 05.17.24	*ryuns away crying
Egarran 05.17.24	It's Gollum speak.
budgie 05.17.24	why do i have linkin park stuck in my head i havent heard linkin park since like 2002
gabba 05.17.24	Never heard a linkin park song in my entire life and Iâ€™m taking this to the grave.
Trifolium 05.18.24	Which one is it budgie? Breakfast yes yes ðŸ¥°ðŸ’«ðŸ’«ðŸ’«ðŸ’«
Koris 05.18.24	Been a while since I've commented in one of the convo threads. Hope everyone's doing well :]
Pheromone 05.18.24	morning gang hello koris
Egarran 05.18.24	Sup you rays of sunshine. Going drinking with me old boarding school mates today.
Pheromone 05.18.24	you went to boarding school ? ! did i know this, and if i did, how did i forget?
Storm In A Teacup 05.18.24	Oh phero
Egarran 05.18.24	Yeah Phero it was the Danish hippie kind, as they say: "We translate the word â€œefterskoleâ€ as boarding school BUT there is actually no English word that fully covers it! It is a very big part of the Danish cultural heritage."