TheAngstyVirgin: Music That Drives Women Away

TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Have fun, guys
Apollo 09.09.10	BRINGONTHELULZDOWN
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Again, maybe you should question your choice in women
taroo 09.09.10	What does an Angsty Virgin know about women? But I have to agree about 6, I will not date any Dragonforce fans, other then that I really don't care what you listen too.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Yeah, but if she listens to Lil Wayne there's less of a chance of her getting angry over a lil pee on the toilet seat and then ripping your dick off
BigHans 09.09.10	change it to "music that will drive anyone away who isnt a puppy killing black metal faggot."
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	hans u seem to be on an anti-black metal crusade lately
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I like keeping mine, Mewcopa. I can pet it, play with it, stroke it, beat it, rub it, choke it.... what else can you do all those fun activities with?
ConsiderPhlebas 09.09.10	Funny list
BigHans 09.09.10	Just stirring the pot Fade.
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	i have some Michael Jackson in my car so it not all bad :P
SlightlyEpic 09.09.10	i know a bunch of girls that are into hardcore but not so much death metal/grind
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	Girls hate my music and most of my cd's aren't even metal. Bitches aint shit so I don't really care, when you are in my car you'll deal with my music.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Hardcore hoes? That's okay. Death Metal freaks? Stay away.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	And that's why BallstotheWall will never know the touch of a woman.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	"Hardcore hoes? That's okay. Death Metal freaks? Stay away." Damn! Did I just come up with a hook for the new BMTH album?
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	Na. I'm mostly a pretty chill dude. I haven't had any significant problems with girls other than music or the fact said girl was a whore.
sniper 09.09.10	i know a bunch of girls that are into hardcore but not so much death metal/grind
sniper 09.09.10	but not good hardcore though, unfortunately.
BigHans 09.09.10	Honestly, if a chick actually LIKED this stuff, I would be mortified at the thought of fucking her.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	I stay away from metal head girls just because then I can't make fun of them.
sniper 09.09.10	Metalhead girls are usually fat and pale, fuck that. Hardcore chicks aren't necessarily bad looking though.
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	I stay away from metalhead girls because they are unattractive 99% of the time.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	^two clueless fools
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	hot metalhead girls generally have self confidence issues.
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	^ easy lay
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	*two smart fools
sniper 09.09.10	Metalhead girls are always fugly, js. Unless you're into the whole black clothes and too much purple make-up thing. I prefer my women to not look like corpses, but that's just me idk.
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	http://www.last.fm/music/D%C3%B6ds%C3%84ngel/+images/40463549
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I prefer my women to have some sense of sanity. My experience with metalhead women is that they are generally crazy, jealous, and very needy.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Where the fuck do you two morons live. And what's wrong with a) black clothes? anyone who's been to college has seen any girl they have a class/share a dorm with wear black fabric pants at least half the time. b) pale? so what. rather that than they be fucking orange from too much time in a tanning bed.
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Yeah I prefer dating sentient human beings. Girls who listen to indie are generally good looking comparatively so I prefer that.
sniper 09.09.10	Girl wasn't gross but would have looked much better not dressed that way imo. Plus I'm not really into blondes.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I prefer women with clubbed feet. Can you imagine that foot job?
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	There's a difference between light skinned and wearing dark clothing, and being a metalhead chick.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	lol
JWT155 09.09.10	Sorry but list is true, 99.999% of girls I find worth dating at college hate metal music so I keep that on the low down and flex my indie/hipster tastes.
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	You go to a metal show I guarantee you see more hot chicks there than metalheads. At least that's how it goes in south florida. Some cheerleaders in my school jammed to Lamb of God and went to their show.
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	i dont know about u guys but i couldnt care less what they listened to.
AngelofDeath 09.09.10	All girls are crazy, jealous, and very needy. Why not date one that listens to good music?
ButcheredChildren 09.09.10	I listen to 1,5 & 8 when I am alone, however Necro's song "Who's Your Daddy?" is incredibly popular among the highschool girls in my area
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	The debate isn't really whether or not metal chicks are hot, the debate is whether they are crazy or not. Most of the time, metal chicks are fucking nuts.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Sounds like I need to fast-track my move to Florida.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	AngelofDeath- Haven't broke your cherry yet, huh?
SlightlyEpic 09.09.10	stereotypes suck
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Define 'nuts'.
musicConsumer 09.09.10	Girls don't avoid him because of his music taste he just listens to this music because girls avoid him
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Jesuslaves- Not of normal state of mind.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Hardly a bad thing when you two are fuckin and you want to float some experimentation ideas, champ. I'd rather have that than some fuckin prude indie bitch.
AngelofDeath 09.09.10	Of course not. It's really hard when you listen to black metal. ;_; Nah, I guarantee I'm better looking and dress better than you so girls have never been a problem.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Go ahead! Take them. If experimentation in bed is all you're looking for, they are all yours. I, on the other hand, don't want a girl who's rip my intestines out my asshole when I leave the toilet seat up.
sniper 09.09.10	not all metal chicks are this bad, but most are like this
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Don't leave the seat up, dumbass.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	You apparently haven't looked at my picture, AngelofDeath. I'm better looking than all of you, and I don't need to see you to know that.
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	I have realized that most metalheads look sloppy and unkept. With females that equals automatic turnoff.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	lol @ posting a pic of a slipknot fan to make your point
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	another swing and a miss for unnamed ocean
JWT155 09.09.10	I agree Balls, there are ussually a fair share of attractive chicks at Metal shows but a majority are there because A) Alcohol B) Boyfriend probably dragged them there or C) Looking to fuck the dude in the band. Bet at least 80% of the ladies I see at shows don't listen to any of it in their spare time, to busy listening to Katy Perry.
sniper 09.09.10	Lol at thinking that doesn't prove my point.
SlightlyEpic 09.09.10	just go for chubby chicks they normally have shitty confidence and will do whatever to please you
couldwinarabbit 09.09.10	all these bands suck so it really shouldn't impacct your life much.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	If you're going for girls with a normal mind, then Unnamedocean is right. But metal chicks love the scruffy, unkept look.
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Lol @ slightlyepic, my old friend was exactly like that. He only went for easy girls and had a shitty reputation for it. And thank you, AngstyVirgin.
BigHans 09.09.10	Stereotypes exist for a damn good reason.
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	Dont get me started on C JWT. Uhhh....
sniper 09.09.10	There are hotter chicks at tiny indie/hardcore shows for sure than you will see at any metal show.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Slipknot is the kind of band that the 'cool' high school kids will listen to and as a result some other dopey HS kids will tag along and also listen to. They're an image band (at least I hope so, can't imagine anyone actually enjoying their garbage).
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	i would like to know what metal shows ocean and sniper go to probably shit bands. no offense sniper i love u dunno who that other guy is tho
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I'm sorry, I'm avoiding the girl in the pit throwing hammerfists. That's usually a bad sign.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Benzum returns and hits it on the head.
SlightlyEpic 09.09.10	agreed with sniper i know some really hot chicks like that too bad they're all taken
JWT155 09.09.10	Why balls, that's me giving these young boys here incentive to join a band, have some hope haha
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	I'm judging things based on my large group of metal-listening friends. They all wear trashy clothes, never shave, and look sloppy in general. And I never said every listener looks like that.
couldwinarabbit 09.09.10	girls who like pavement are always going to hotter then girls who like cc
sniper 09.09.10	I'm just not into the look, and even if they didn't look like the stereotypical metalhead girl it would turn me off that they listen to metal so it doesn't really matter.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	For a guy that claims to be pretty intelligent, you can hardly put together a coherent sentence, couldwinarabbit.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	well aren't you picky
sniper 09.09.10	I'm taken haha. But my gf goes to shows with me, probably the same reason most girls are at hardcore AND metal shows in the first place. It's just whichever look you prefer tbh.
JWT155 09.09.10	This may sound weird and hypocritical but I find Metal music to be a masculine thing, along with chewing tobacco and shit. Guys are allowed to do these thing. I find it un-attractive when girls do things I consider masculine.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Afraid they have a demonic dangler between the legs, JWT?
BallsToTheWall 09.09.10	No I know some of those C's. Pisses me off.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	I find metal to be an awesome thing that is free of gender. I gather that you, JWT, are only interested in total ditzes with an I.Q. of less than 30.
BigHans 09.09.10	Metal is a man's game. No shame in thinking that JWT, its the truth.
KILL 09.09.10	girls dont seem to like the necromancer by rush
bailar12 09.09.10	enrique approves
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	haha 'demonic dangler'
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Very glad that you do, Rique. KILL- No, girls just don't like you. You should have figured that out by now.
sniper 09.09.10	Because girls that don't listen to metal have to be retarded. Proven fact.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	I like you KILL. That's something.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	So you're saying my girl, who's in med school and in the top 2 percent of her class right now, is retarded because she doesn't listen to metal? You're probably right.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	Where the fuck did that come from.^
sniper 09.09.10	I met a girl wearing a converge shirt the other day who was pretty cute, does she count as a metal chick or a hardcore chick?
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I would think that she's a hardcore chick, sniper
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Wow, you guys... This is just sad. We all have different tastes.
JWT155 09.09.10	Not to say I'm not prejudice against certain, girls hell I may marry a punk chick who loves metal, I just find a more attracted to preppier nice innocent smart christian girls who predominately do not like metal music. But there's exceptions for everything...
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	^gay
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Hey guys, I've gotta secret.
sniper 09.09.10	That's what I would say as well. Can we all just agree that tits and ass rule and move on?
JWT155 09.09.10	And why should I exactly go fuck myself, I simply said I find it un-attractive, never told them to stop doing anything, I'm not telling people how to live their lives and I'm well within my rights to say whether I find something appealing or not.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	No, because it would be boring if we all agreed. Let's just continue to disagree and spew venom at each other. That's much more fun.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	ah but then the discussion dies down.
KILL 09.09.10	wow its benzum sup man, btw angstyvirgin shitty alt cunt plz just stop i beg you you suck so much PLZ
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	keep digging that hole
TrapThemAlive 09.09.10	indie bitches think they are the bees knees, hardcore girls is yes
sniper 09.09.10	Indie chicks usually only listen to DCFC and Mae anyway, they don't really count.
abinge 09.09.10	I'm with JWT on this one
sniper 09.09.10	Fixed the page break btw.
abinge 09.09.10	i started playing jane doe when there were some girls that i had no interest in in my room and i wanted them to leave...success!
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	csb we're talking about metal not metalwhore
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	"wow its benzum sup man, btw angstyvirgin shitty alt cunt plz just stop i beg you you suck so much PLZ" I hope proper education isn't a turn-on for women in his area.
abinge 09.09.10	actually you gotta be pretty smart to decipher that
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I figured it was the opposite.
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Maybe we can nickname him Shitty Alt Cunt. Nah.
KILL 09.09.10	wow you use proper grammar on sputniks look at you all learned and stuff i wish i was like you
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Don't use the c word please, unless you're referring to women.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	It's not a matter of "proper grammar," it's a matter of putting a coherent sentence together so other people can be able to understand what you are saying. It's elementary.
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Ah, sure thing ;) I'm sorry, Kill, I only speak English.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	i can understand kill perfectly.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	"wow you use proper grammar on sputniks look at you all learned and stuff i wish i was like you" There's also more truth in sarcasm than you think, KILL.
KILL 09.09.10	these faggots think theyre better than us jesus what a bunch of faggot ass faggot fags
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	I don't think I'm better than anyone. I'm more vain than that. I am better than everyone.
AngelofDeath 09.09.10	Guess y'all will never be as cool as the scene kid yuck yuck.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Not if you're going to continue to bitch and moan because you think fat, pasty chicks with too much eyeliner wearing, 200 pounds of black clothing is hot and everyone thinks the opposite.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Jesus, even Tammy Faye Baker looked at metal chicks and their make up and said, "GODDAMN!"
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	lolwut
BigHans 09.09.10	Id rather hang out with a metal chick. Id rather fuck the cheerleader type.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	I believe it's been said that girls (or for that matter anyone) who are genuine metalheads really don't fuck around with the makeup and clothes and shit all that much. Shit, people see me and tend to assume I like the same shitty rap that they listen to. At least that's what they start talking about.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	So you're a metalhead wigger?
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	I'm anything but a wigger. That stage passed when I was 16.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Well then why do they think you listen to the same shitty rap?
KILL 09.09.10	hawks is the only metalhead wigger stfu
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	No....
BigHans 09.09.10	Pit is a master of creating huge comment lists. Well done again Pit, you angsty motherfucker
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	I think we hurt Kill's feewings :(
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	'Well then why do they think you listen to the same shitty rap?' I don't know. That's not a Jesuslaves thing, that's an other people thing.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	A wigger black metal fan? That's new.
KILL 09.09.10	i cant believe how gay you are unnamedocean wow
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Hey that's not nice :'( Why can't we all get along and sing a rousing song of Kumbaya
KILL 09.09.10	there nothing wrong with it its just shocking i guess
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Why does every insult from KILL have a reference to homosexuality? Sounds like he's ignoring his feelings in fear of being ridiculed.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	look at your profile pic and tell me what anyone's impression is supposed to be.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Dude, I'm slammin'. If I were a gay dude, I'd be all over me. But I prefer females.
NEVERfade 09.09.10	pink shirts are pretty gay...
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Yeah, but don't you think I pull it off well?
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	no
sniper 09.09.10	Also lip rings and dirt lips and scene hair cut.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	If anyone thought so, I'd figure it was you, Jesuslaves. Your mom picked it out for me. It's great having a sugar-momma
Brontosaurus 09.09.10	I love this list. so true...
NEVERfade 09.09.10	lol good job
Ire 09.09.10	MARS VOLTA SHOULD BE HERE
DiceMan 09.09.10	Honestly, if a chick actually LIKED this stuff, I would be mortified at the thought of fucking her. Id rather hang out with a metal chick. Id rather fuck the cheerleader type. ^courtesy of Hans^ Chicks at local indie/hxc shows are usually really hot. /thread.
EnCrypt. 09.09.10	What kind of woman does not like Mars Volta
sniper 09.09.10	When chicks hear the Volta they're like "that girl sounds weird"
alachlahol 09.09.10	asking Jesus if he's a metalhead wigger had me rolling
NEVERfade 09.09.10	Goneee
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	'If anyone thought so, I'd figure it was you, Jesuslaves. Your mom picked it out for me. It's great having a sugar-momma' tth
DiceMan 09.09.10	tth= titty if you say it out loud, trying to hard in internet speak
sniper 09.09.10	Was that supposed to be impressive?
UnnamedOcean 09.09.10	Umm. Good for you, neverfade...??
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	So let me give you all a hypothetical situation: You're hanging out with a metal chick. She asks what bands you like, and you say some ordinary death metal bands i.e. Death, Morbid Angel, etc etc. You return the favor and ask her if she likes what you listed, and she says, "No, it's not brutal enough for me. I like stuff like Grumble Cunt and Vomit Remnants." Tell me you'd think she'd be of sane mind. Please tell me.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	lol 'paedo'
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Yeah, I won't trust anyone who can't spell a 4 letter prefix correctly.
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	I'd turn my out-matched brutality into an advantage. Call her weird and shit. Fuck with her. If that girl even has a passing interest in cock you can't fail. o sowwy, srs responce in j/k thred
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	*pedo (as opposed to paedo)
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	lol why are you using grumblecunt as an example?
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	"It means he's sexually aroused by minors; children that have not yet "come of age"' No, it means children or soil. It's a prefix. Like pedology? Or Pedometrics? Neither of those have anything to do with sex with minors.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Sorry, I don't know what an exmaple is.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Is it a former Toronto Maple Leaf goalie?
Jesuslaves 09.09.10	something you used to try and drive home your epic fail of a point.
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	And to answer your question truthfully fade, the reason I used grumblecunt is because the word "cunt" isn't thrown around loosely by a normal, sane female.
NEVERfade 09.09.10	oh well
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Plus, any female who tells me they like an album entitled "I Piss Shit" is a warning that this might not be a good idea.
FadeToBlack 09.09.10	"No, it's not brutal enough for me. I like stuff like Grumble Cunt and Vomit Remnants." i was referring to that. you should listen to it :P
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	Well, sorry guys, I know you'll miss me, but I gotta go grab a few Bibles from the bookstore. We're having a massive book burning tonight.
Counterf3it 09.09.10	supgaiz
TheAngstyVirgin 09.09.10	"Profile pic keeps cracking me up man, I swear." Your grasp of the English language has me cracking up.
Deviant. 09.09.10	"Honestly, if a chick actually LIKED this stuff, I would be mortified at the thought of fucking her." Idiotic
BigHans 09.09.10	Sorry Dev, I dont like fucking butch women with spiked collars. All in good fun of course
JWT155 09.09.10	123 Hans
DiceMan 09.09.10	Normally not a Hansfan but today he just knows wassup
kangaroopoo 09.10.10	In a French class at Uni in which I was the only male, I somehow had the topic of conversation on concerts and proceeded to tell them that I don't go to metal concerts to pick up because of the type of chicks that turn up. I was instantly scorched by the burning fury of feminism from their eyes. I still managed to sleep with 2 of the girls from that class during the year.
Kimm 09.27.10	"Death metal growls will scare her off. If it doesn't, then maybe you should be wondering about her." "All girls are crazy, jealous, and very needy." "I agree Balls, there are ussually a fair share of attractive chicks at Metal shows but a majority are there because A) Alcohol B) Boyfriend probably dragged them there or C) Looking to fuck the dude in the band. Bet at least 80% of the ladies I see at shows don't listen to any of it in their spare time, to busy listening to Katy Perry." "Metal is a man's game. No shame in thinking that JWT, its the truth." That's pretty much as far as I got. Y'all are dumb.
JWT155 09.27.10	Hey, like I said earlier there's exceptions for everything, these are just the observations I've seen personally over my lifetime.
Obfuscation24 09.27.10	200
Counterfeit 09.27.10	201
Obfuscation24 09.27.10	202
Counterfeit 09.27.10	oh, and kimm obviously doesnt hang out with females
sonictheplumber 02.24.22	sup
zaruyache 02.24.22	SANIQ
rockarollacola 02.24.22	Pretty much everything I listen to is chick repellant.
Purpl3Spartan 02.24.22	(2)