Taylor Swift
Midnights


2.5
average

Review

by pizzamachine USER (628 Reviews)
October 22nd, 2022 | 10 replies


Release Date: 2022 | Tracklist

Review Summary: She can sing, she can dance, but her newest album is boring at a glance.

Taylor’s latest is drenched in the Reputation era. Subtle electronics and forgettable beats return to my dismay, and rather than a glorious return to form it is leftovers. The songwriting is strikingly similar to Reputation, barren and laid back verses are coupled with choruses meant to raise the energy level. Rather than that, a large portion of these tunes are dull and tedious. Practically the entire album sounds like a lifeless, flatter version of Reputation. I won’t waste your time and go track by track here, I can’t remember most of the tracks to begin with. Bejeweled is a highlight because the chorus burrows in the brain, nonetheless, the track sounds like Getaway Car part two. Anti-Hero is another success because it’s not completely mundane and has an iota of energy. Unfortunately, it only drops in quality from there.

The passion that I usually expect from Taylor Swift albums appears missing here. The overtly bitter lyrics certainly don’t strike an enthusiastic tone. On the bright side her singing is great, better than Reputation in my opinion, but her vocals have nowhere to go in these zombified tracks with dismal, throw away synths. Likewise, Taylor’s backup singers don’t have much to do, they add some nice harmony but standout features are practically absent. Forget about bangers, Midnights is full of casually enjoyable tunes that refuse to get their hands too dirty. Even in supposed edgier tracks, the instrumentals can’t set much of a mood. Songs fall short of the catchiness I expect from Taylor Swift.

Rather than the excitement of a new direction for Taylor Swift, we’re left with a recycled product. Recyling is fine, but I expected something with a lot more pizazz. Her lyrical declarations are more of the same, and her worship of the Reputation era is too on the nose. Oh the joy that previous fans will receive from gleefully listening to these derivative tracks, yet those getting tired of Taylor are sure to fall asleep. As far as cultural impact, or anything special to say, this one isn’t it. It’s a by the numbers release, playing it as safe as Taylor possibly can. Not exactly an inspiring return for the iconic star.



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Comments:Add a Comment 
Gyromania
October 22nd 2022


37161 Comments


Didn't this just come out today?

Shamus248
Contributing Reviewer
October 22nd 2022


839 Comments

Album Rating: 2.0

not sure where to rate this yet. all i know is, Anti Hero is one of her best songs ever imo

BrushedRed
October 22nd 2022


3565 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

Enjoyable listen. Got some great songs

ToSmokMuzyki
October 22nd 2022


11047 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

fuck shit fuck shit dick dick dick

OverSlyZed91
October 22nd 2022


345 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

A return to electro-pop. no thanks

PotsyTater
October 22nd 2022


10100 Comments


Tundras skull’s so hollow you could use it as a proper bongo if you twisted his ear so I understand why he spent time checking this out but what’s the rest of y’all’s excuse?

ToSmokMuzyki
October 22nd 2022


11047 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5 | Sound Off

shes got a video on spot detailing what keeps her up at midnight and i was intrigued



evidently shes very frustrated cuz she cant stop saying fuck shit fuck shit dick dick dick, in the most casual, incongruously soft way possible

MoM
October 22nd 2022


5994 Comments


@Potsy
As someone who is yet to check this out, but will, my excuse is just wanting some T-Swift tunes



MoM
October 24th 2022


5994 Comments


https://youtu.be/bnTMm5RPFaM 😔

Also, fuck Pitchfork

mkmusic1995
Contributing Reviewer
October 26th 2022


1798 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0 | Sound Off

This is my third favorite T-swift record behind Folklore and Speak Now. Those 3am edition tracks really seal the deal for me.



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