I don't know how to comment on a review like this...

Album Rating: 1.5

well fit review, totally agree. judging from your layout I didn't think it was going to be good, but you explained it well.

Album Rating: 1.5

haha thanks withinintention ... this is supposed to be a bad review because its a horrible band and i was trying to convey that through my absolute shitty grammar and such .. plus it was extremely fun to write

Digging: The Mars Volta - Octahedron

Album Rating: 1.5

yeah I got the principle after reading the first couple of sentences. crappy bands get crappy reviews.

I don't know what your talking about...Shit's self-titled album doesn't sound anything like Breathe Carolina! Their album "Feces," on the other hand, has plenty of similarities. You should've recommended that one...either that, or "Excrement." I'd've recommended either one of those over the s/t.

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Digging: Brand New - Daisy

Haha nice concept. Reminds me of that DragonForce review that just repeats the same phrases over and over again..

Digging: Brand New - Daisy

lol recommendations.

Digging: Thrice - Live at the House of Blues

Fail review.

Digging: Owl City - Ocean Eyes

Album Rating: 1.5

Thank you .... Its supposed to be so I guess its a compliment atavan! you probably didnt mean it that way hahaThis Message Edited On 11.22.08

Album Rating: 1

I accidently stumbled across this awful sh*t band by mistake so I had to come here and make sure everyone else hated this garbage as much as I do....

Review was hilarious!

Digging: American Football - American Football

Album Rating: 1

I think Rise Records is a pretty cool guy. eh signs rely shity bands and doesn't afraid of anything.

Album Rating: 1

It's weird to think that these two guys came from pretty decent bands and this is where they are now...

Digging: William Fitzsimmons - Until When We Are Ghosts

Album Rating: 1

these guys are nothing close ot metal just because they have screaming once in a while
fucking lame

Digging: Becoming the Archetype - Dichotomy

but sooooo much better than brokencyde.

Digging: A Forest of Stars - The Corpse of Rebirth

Album Rating: 1

nah, if two artists suck, they just suck.

Digging: The Arusha Accord - The Echo Verse

yeah but damn man, it's hard to suck as much as brokencyde.

this group shits on brokencyde

Digging: Deadmau5 - For Lack Of A Better Name

Album Rating: 1 | Sound Off

I loathe every fiber of this 'band's' being.

Although I need to give them some credit... their ability to translate what can be described as the musical equivalent of rank dog shit into profit and a record contract is quite impressive to say the least.

Digging: Die Queen Die - My Mistress The Sea

this review sux fosho... i really dont care how cliche breathe carolina is their songs are awesome!

Digging: System of a Down - Steal This Album!

Album Rating: 1 | Sound Off

if by awesome you mean 'shitty' then sure

I reserve the term 'awesome' for only select songs, "A Shifting Pattern" by Eyes Of Verotika ...a useless name drop but no matter, you get the point.