how did you dispose of the body?

holy god I hear this is better than nightmare

I really don't understand how anyone could find these two turd-gurgling fucktards entertaining. I literally want to mutilate them

As I am American, I have clearly missed all the Jedward hype you Euros have been experiencing, but when I saw these dudes on Graham Norton I noobtubed them and found they are ultra funny. For me they are funny as hell.

cool story bro

Classic album

The songwriting reaches a new level of production, Jedward's aching harmony and the thunderous harmonics take us beyond the mundane viscosity of love to a deeper, unreachable meaning. Take off your shoes, walk barefoot as though in God's own garden; breathe in the rousing music in which every note notably peaks - it is an epic awakening. Remove your shirt and beat your chest to the stirring retort of 'All The Small Things' defining this as perhaps the single greatest album since 2009, where Muse released 'The Resistance'. As the album's uplifting coherence continues, lift your arms and allow each affirmation to raise you up until finally you find yourself hanging on to the lush devasting vocals produced on the final track 'Pop Muzik' , a beautiful way to finish. Jedward's performance on 'X Factor' a UK talent show, left me in tears. Truly here and now are band that are reshaping the music world and are the true pretenders to Coldplay's fading mythical status.

Oh lord this actually exists...

Oh and cool review Ali, doesn't really touch the music much but from what you've said (and I've heard) that's completely understandable.

Album Rating: 1.0

These guys are originally from a town 15 minutes drive away from me. I have friends related to them, as in cousins. Their mom drove to my friend's house one day a couple years back with them in the car, they refused to get out of the car and go talk to their aunt and cousins because their hair wasn't done.



Does anymore need to be said? DOES IT?!

I don't believe you.

Album Rating: 1.0

Why not Phelps? Which part?

All of it.

right rating. they suck not just coz they were on x factor. but because they cannot fucking sing!

how did i know a jedward album review was going to end with the word AID's?

Do either of them have AIDS yet?

Album Rating: 1.5

Classic album, ur crazy maaaaaaaan

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Greatest album ever.... to give to someone you despise.

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

Seriously, how can they put out trash like this and sell it? I checked on youtube and people were talking about how much they love them!??!??!?! Damn, I thought America had awful taste in music but apparently it's universal.

Album Rating: 1.0

Finally after all these years of pissing me off on the television I can claim my vengance! have a 1 ya daft plastic twins!