Album Rating: 2.5
no Sea, directed at Winnie. When he doesn't take advice from a guy with 100+ reviews and says, "read deeper and you'll get it" that rubs me the wrong way.
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And yeah I love love the word 'penultimate,' I worked it into the first sentence of my favorite review I've eve written.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Okay, thank god. And I know, I know, it was a lofty headed kooky thought and really really ought not
to be repeated ever again. I've written reviews before. Just not THIS review before. Sorry if I sound
defensive; I'd love your critique on my first 'normal' review.
@Davey: Sarcasm and puns all day, baby!
Gaaaaaaahhh mess of confusion within the whole thing. Intelligence/ego had nothing to do with it, I
just didn't know if Sea caught on at all. If I sounded like a prick there, my bad.
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I just skimmed over (with purpose) initially. Going to re-read when these people in my house stop yelling. Also, I need to listen to this record, so this is as good an excuse as any.
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noooooooo... haha maybe I'm not being clear enough.
your idea of the concept review (talking about the 'play') is fairly creative and original, I like it and I think it applies well... it would make the review super readable...
BUT
... I thought (and I'm no expert lol just a reader trying to help) that your execution is way off here and the digressive conversation between you and the reader is distracting and unnecessary.
Please, not trying to be a dick, but do you know what I mean? : /
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Album Rating: 5.0
Oh, it's wonderful. If you would like an actual review, I can arrange for that as well. You see, I'm
seeing La Dispute tomorrow, and can only hope that at least Jordan Dreyer understands what I was going
for. I have a lot of questions for him.
Well either way, I knew it would be rough. Hell, I pumped this thing out in a straight three-hour
marathon. I guess it's hard to get a meaningful critique in just a few words
O WAIT! (pls c wut i did thar)
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Album Rating: 4.0
I was 100% planning on going to that show, especially coz they're with Tigers Jaw.
And hopefully I will get a raging clue and solve the mystery.
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Album Rating: 2.5
oh my word
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Album Rating: 5.0
Okay, I'll give you a hint.
It's seriously not a review. SERIOUSLY. It's not just a review. In fact, disregard the fact that I'm
talking about an album at all for a second. IDK, I analyze the crap out of everything, and so I meant
for this piece to be picked apart much in the way I picked apart the album, much in the way you would
pick apart Shakespeare to study it. And I was going to put a heroic couplet in the last two lines, but
I was too lazy get the iambic pentameter and settled for sheer rhyme. Also a hint.
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ok I give up I feel dumb what am I missing?
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Album Rating: 5.0
Well, I guess since I evidently failed at executing, here it is, sorry if I seem deeply pretentious, but I love little things like these.
It's to be read as if I were telling a story, and I seriously and consciously developed several metaphors that run parallel with the album itself in my review. Dreyer uses great repetition and meter, and rarely rhymes on-beat. It was my pursuit to mirror a lot of what he did with the album in my review.
I mean seriously, I don't mean to sound cocky but I only addressed 5 songs directly. Even if I wrote this incredibly well, it wouldn't be a solid review.
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oh... yeah sorry I didn't see it I guess. props for even trying something like that, especially if it's something you're interested in, I unno.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Focus more on the whole 'elite' thing. And it's totally cool, man. I know your heart was in the right place, and when it comes to normal reviews, I'd love to hear your advice.
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I agree with Kane
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Album Rating: 5.0
Who's Kane?
And for the record, the fact that it's this hard to understand means that I didn't really do a good job in terms of what I was going for. I was hoping my idea would become more and more obvious as the review went on. So where I may have excelled grammatically, I have failed realistically.
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I also agree with Kane.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Bahhh, iFailed.
In other news, FUCKYEAAAAAAAHHHH Fixed the last two lines of the review itself to pentameter, although iambic it is not. Consider it a modern heroic couplet.
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Album Rating: 5.0
Eh?
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Album Rating: 5.0
...And to the glorious past!
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Album Rating: 4.5
Very pretentious review, great album though
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