Album Rating: 4.5

nope.

wouldn't it be more logical to assume they're lotr fans before wow?

Album Rating: 4.5

they came up with the name/used the name before realizing it was used in wow or anything.

no that was stupid dw

great review, but...

I find it ironic that on the song "black metal sucks" he says that its a whole image conscious scene. I agree with them that black metal has become a parody of itself, but isn't the same thing happening with the new wave of thrash?

What I mean is, there are so many new thrash bands that are sacrificing quality of music just so that they can be as thrashy and "metal" as possible. Fastkill is an example.

these guys are good tho, and funny at that.

Black Tide

Album Rating: 4.5

Black Tide suck, so yes what are you trying to say?

The lyrics in Black Metal Sucks are so fucking true :lol:

I was saying Black Tide suck

i had the misfortune of seeing black tide play at ozzfest

the singer was so short he had to look at the sky to reach the mic

Album Rating: 3.5

I used to laugh at Black Metal Sucks but now it offends me.

this isn't funny though

Much better then Municipal Waste, much worse then Bonded By Blood.

it's all the same

This stuff is hilarious. Won't prevent Gama Bomb from being my favorite new wave thrash band though:P

Band rules and Black Metal Sucks is hilarious.

in which way

haha is this band even good though?

Album Rating: 4.5

i've been starting shit with the guys in this band on their facebook page, they're fucking worse than fade

Over there in Norway, the churches all burn down
Let's go dress in goth clothes and get painted like a clown
Awesome leather armbands with spikes like two feet long
Hair is parted down the middle, frowning like a frog

In league with the devil, talking Satan, skulls and hell
Making mommy mad, cause that's original
If you hate good music, then it can't hurt to go
Image-conscious assholes, black metal fashion show

I hope that you get hit by a bus. Why?
Black metal sucks
Careful not to smear your makeup
You suck
goth clothes and frowns, just like we discussed
Black metal sucks
Auuuuuuuuuugh What?
You suck

Blacke Foryst of Despayr, taking photos of the band
Put 'em up on myspace you're the envy of the land
Posing with a battleaxe and grimacing with hate
When you're done with this, figure skating at the lake

The music is best, it's got the hardest metal sound
Quickly riffing on one note is certain to astound
Dimly echoed drumming and some goat heads to distract
From the terrible screeching that you pass off as your act

I wish your black clothes would combust. Why?
Black metal sucks
You know what dude, you look like a schmuck
You suck
Singer sounds like a wounded duck
Black metal sucks
I'd rather listen to... us
You suck

You know how I know you look like a fool?
Lich King rules
We're the best band and we're super cool
We rule
Straight from the 80's and we're old school
Lich King rules
Running out of rhymes, so wading pool
Thrash is the rule