I kinda got used to it as the album went on but the snare sounded goofy as hell at first
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does this have breakdowns in it
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Album Rating: 4.0
just a few, yeah
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Album Rating: 3.5
It's actually just 30 minutes of smooth jazz
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hell yeah all my boys are here. can’t wait to peep this
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jesus' piece
the holy nail
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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The spear of…long-ginas
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( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
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^when u jelly the christ has a longer schlong than you
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It was during the crucifixion that all were witness to the long piece of wood between the legs of the Christ; so legged, he was lift from the ground (Jesus Pieces 18:12)
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holy shit he wasnt crucified they just overdosed him with viagra
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The Vatican wanted to hide this, so they changed the image from Christ bouncing around on his cock like a kangaroo on their tail, to what we see in churches today.
They then commissioned the Statue of David, years later, to be thimble-cocked to make themselves seem large in comparison
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jesus came for your sins
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45 From noon until three in the afternoon he came over all the land. 46 About three in the afternoon Jesus cried out in a loud voice, “Eli, Eli,[a] lema sabachthani?” (which means “My balls, my balls, why have you forsaken me?”).[b]
47 When some of those standing there heard this, they said, “What a load.”
48 Immediately one of them ran and got a sponge. He filled it with cum, put it on a staff, and drank. 49 The rest said, “Now leave him alone. Let’s see if Elijah comes too.”
50 And when Jesus had cried out again in a loud voice, he gave up his spirit.
51 At that moment the curtain of the temple was torn in two from top to bottom. The earth shook, the rocks split 52 and the tombs broke open. The bodies of many holy people who had died were raised to life. 53 They came out of the tombs after Jesus’ resurrection and[c] went into the holy city and appeared to many people.
54 When the centurion and those with him who were guarding Jesus saw the earthquake and all that had happened, they were terrified, and exclaimed, “Surely he was the Son of God!”
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“Eat of the body, drink of the cum”
-The Way of the Catholic, pg. 5
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if a loaf of bread is the body, then someone has to get the dong ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Campbell’s Chunky Blood of Christ with Real Beef Cubes
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Ok so I jammed this twice, definitely prefer Only Self but I do think this still rips
Only Self is fucking bonecrushing though, on a different level
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Album Rating: 3.5
Goes hard
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Album Rating: 3.0
this whole page is a 14-year-old r/atheism edgelord moment
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