this made me morb

Album Rating: 1.0

Yeah... 5 years ago I had so high hopes for "Walk on Water" single, but couldn't believe my ears at first. America was such a disappointment, and I thought it was the bottom... But this... After this, I can say that America at least had a few listenable tracks.



Shannon surprised for the 2nd time (though Midnight Prayer is not as good as Remedy but still), shame on Jared for drowning his drumming and legacy of the first two albums



But truth is they have always been mainstream. First album - mocking new metal, 2nd - emo, and starting from the 3rd album this formula gradually started to fail until it reached this

I don't hate myself enough to listen to this but I respect anyone masochistic enough to jam a new album by this band in the year 2023

Album Rating: 1.0

aoty contender no doubt in my mind

Makes Imagine Dragons sound like Radiohead by comparison

So true story, awhile back, I saw Jared Leto- the living vampire HIMSELF, Morbing all over the McDonald’s- that I happen to be ordering from. AND HE WAS (NO JOKE)- dressed as; a Cat girl / Furry. As soon as he noticed me, he instantly realized that I recognized him and desperately tried to scurry-away, so naturally I followed him. After a long intense chase scene, I saw him hastily jump into a pink cat themed shopping cart and begin to cry. I attempted to slowly approach him, only as soon as he noticed me he briskly stopped crying and let out a loud; meow/ with a tinted smile. I was obviously very confused, so I decided I should try to communicate with him, so that I could receive any possible answers.
“Hey? Ummm-? Jared Leto? Why- are you dressed as a cat girl / Furry??” I asked, angrily doing a productive amount of jumping jacks.
There was a brief moment of silence, before Jared Leto eventually began to speak.“I'm technically not supposed to tell you this but- for my newest upcoming acting role, I was casted as; the live action Hello Kitty. Just then, when you were watching me, I was simply reshaping my diameter by practicing- for said role. You see- my acting criteria is different from most actors, cuz- i’m not like other actors.” Jared Leto exclaimed, with a soft flustered tone vibrating through his voice.
“But- shouldn’t you be at the movie set then?” I quickly countered back. Something wasn’t right . I could practically smell it.
Just to be sure though I sniffed the air -with a strength that caused a slight tornado. This only confirmed my previous thoughts though.
Jared Leto worriedly responded by- trying to pathetically pretend that he wasn’t Jared Leto, but I could tell that was a lie.
Trust me, I know Morbing when I see it. Besides, I was only getting angrier by the moment and had to physically hold myself back from trying to kill him with the power of Spin-Jitsu. In fact, I could practically feel my body begging me to start rapidly spinning in a circle at an intense deadly speed. Only- I held back my dilemma because I am a really good person.
Eventually- Jared Leto finally confesses- and whips out his wallet, offering; 95% of $15 and a GONK-droid😳 action figure for/ (“hush-hush”). He then gently smiled, well starting to obnoxiously meow- once again .

Album Rating: 3.5 | Sound Off

I read the whole thing

hell yeah, fanfics are nuts

"yeah on the one hand this is trite garbage



on the other hand it's barely a notch below that BMTH pop metal jank y'all lap up, so *shrug emoji*"

Gotta hard agree, loving the other while hating this sus as hell.
Oli from what little I've seen and anecdotes I've heard seems like a pretty genuinely decent fellow though while Jared seems like he has 7 brain cells and that's probably the nicest thing I could say. What a fucking hack. Remember the Greg Puciato rivalry? Good times.

Didn’t Oli pee on a fan or some shit?

Album Rating: 1.0

We’ll never know for sure but they have a song that mentions it.

I kinda hated Stuck, but I’ll admit it’s catchy as hell. The rest of these tracks are just boring though. At least America had variety and good hooks throughout, this all just sounds the same. Albums don’t get more phoned in than this. Also, I’m pretty sure that Shannon writes majority of the music now.

Album Rating: 1.0

That would be deeply ironic, considering he's castrated his drums for the last decade now.

Album Rating: 1.0

That summary is the gold standard of review summaries

This > Take Me Back to Eden

7:1 does actually sound like classic 30STM, but the chorus is not great.

Album Rating: 1.5

As someone who actually enjoyed America.



This fucking sucks

fuck this band and fuck thier lead singer... cant even remember his name

What if I wanted to break

Album Rating: 1.0

Special thanks to Morbius for giving me the opportunity to give a gratitous 1 to maintain my objectivity % intact