Hey hey sputnik is srs bsns

Album Rating: 3.5

*eats Tyraelxy*

nobody reads papers anymore

Album Rating: 3.5

I'm actually iliterate. All my reviews are written via Google Translate.

I'm serious. Only people 60+ buy papers anymore. At least that's the trend here.

Eat me? At least use me for something useful, like sacrificing me in a pagan ritual in the name of our dark lord Satan.

Album Rating: 3.5

Only people 60+ buy papers anymore.



What papers are you referring to, Defeater?

Album Rating: 3.5

*sacrifices Tyraelxy to Satan*

Much better. Now I don't have to finish that review either.

Album Rating: 3.5

Hahahahaha. What's next for you, Tyrael?

Well, I have a few reviews that are unfinished:
Buena Vista Social Club - Buena Vista Social Club
Radiohead - The King of Limbs (not posting this one yet)
Bruce Dickinson - The Chemical Wedding
Marina & The Diamonds - The Family Jewels
Taylor Swift - Speak Now
Gorgoroth - Pentagram*
Dimmu Borgir - Enthrone Darkness Triumphant*
Enslaved - Vertebrae*
Darkthrone - Transilvanian Hunger*
Darkthrone - Under a Funeral Moon*
Darkthrone - A Blaze In The Northern Sky*
Celtic Frost - To Mega Therion*
Mayhem - De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas*
Bathory - Blood Fire Death*
Belphegor - Pestapokalypse VI*
Nokturnal Mortum - Goat Horns*
*These are part of my 'How to Black Metal'-project.

Album Rating: 3.5

WOW.



Saying "that's a lot" is, for once, an understatement. So what of this "How To Black Metal" project?

Basically, it will be like reviewing a whole band's discography but instead I will be reviewing
classic black metal albums.
Oh and I will also try to post them when there are no Sowing/Xeno/Irving reviews up because then mine
will look bad.

Album Rating: 4.0

very very good

Album Rating: 3.5

Word.

First two songs are nice

Album Rating: 3.5

Word [2].

I wish this band would get some recognition.

Album Rating: 3.5

Do a review of them then! =)

Sup Irving Tan!