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onionbubs
May 21st 2022


21172 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

sweet was my fav of the standalone singles so im very glad that its here

JayEnder
May 21st 2022


20063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bruuuu no way. sweet is essential

Purpl3Spartan
May 21st 2022


8665 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

The gap between this and voyeurist may as well be in opposite multiverses

Emim
May 21st 2022


35456 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Man, I had almost forgotten that album existed.

Rowan5215
Staff Reviewer
May 21st 2022


47678 Comments

Album Rating: 3.7

hot take: the underoath comparisons are overblown



additional less spicy one: for the attention of is their best song

JayEnder
May 21st 2022


20063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

AM I TO DELIVERRRRRRRR

Pikazilla
May 21st 2022


29866 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

i feel like it's 2005 again

JayEnder
May 21st 2022


20063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Nice rating Pika! Knew you'd dig this.

Scoot
May 21st 2022


22224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

man i'm amazed at how fresh this sounds



push rope absolutely stomps

MyNameIsPencil
May 21st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

this rocks my socks in the land of hard knocks

Emim
May 21st 2022


35456 Comments

Album Rating: 5.0

Nice dig, pencil

MyNameIsPencil
May 21st 2022


6641 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

funny thing about that album is that the singles are my least favorite songs off it lol

Durrzo
May 21st 2022


3311 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Bumping to 4.5. Too good.

outliers
May 21st 2022


5012 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

anybody else been wearing nothing but band tees and skinny jeans since this came out or is it just me

SteakByrnes
May 21st 2022


29888 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

This passes the car test

Scoot
May 21st 2022


22224 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

some of these riffs i'm like damn, how did i not write that myself lol





JayEnder
May 21st 2022


20063 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

Passes the car test [2] dude this sounds so good in the whip



That cubicle dialogue riff lives in my head rent free.

archit3uthis
May 22nd 2022


13 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

This album rules! ... with the exception of the nonsense song titles. That trend can stay in the 2000s thankyouverymuch. The Underøath comparisons here are obvious, but I found myself thinking back to Dead Poetic's New Medicines album, too.

Durrzo
May 22nd 2022


3311 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

I do wish this thing had one or 2 tracks with "for the attention of" levels of aggression, that song is fucking mean and I love it, nothing here quite scratches that itch. That's really the only thing I can complain about though.

TooLateToGoBack
May 22nd 2022


2106 Comments

Album Rating: 4.5

So glad they're finally getting the attention they deserve.



Easily my favorite "revivalcore" record that's come out in recent years.



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