Schoolyard Heroes Abominations
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Tracklist:
1. "Dude, Where's My Skin?" – 2:45
2. "The Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame" – 3:21
3. "Cemetery Girls" – 5:14
4. "Violence Is All The Rage" – 3:10
5. "Children Of The Night" – 3:45
6. "The Last Man On Earth" – 3:22
7. "Razorblade Kisses" – 3:31
8. "Sometimes They Come Back" – 4:37
9. "Beautiful Woman Hunter" – 4:33
10. "All The Pretty Corpses" – 5:15
11. "Screaming “Theater” In A Crowded Fire" – 5:58


Release Date: 2007

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Ben Borneman USER (5 Reviews)

2009-05-29 | 9 comments | 225 views

Summary: An unexpectedly fun album from some private school kids who state that "...in our world, it's always Halloween".

1 of 1 thought this review was well written

With a band name like Schoolyard Heroes, one may envision an offering of non-descript pop-punk from this quartet of private-schooled Washingtonians. One would also be dead wrong. What we have here is some female fronted “horror-punk” with equal parts sweet and sinful. The Heroes’ certainly seem to capture a B-movie horror vibe on this release, and it is impressive that this is done almost exclusively through manipulation of their instruments. There are a few synths to be found, but nothing that draws focus away from the vocals or music. Abominations employs its fair share of speedy palm-muted riffs and double bass, but offers some variety as well. There are occasional musical passages that experiment with clean sounds and minimalist instrumentation, creating some interesting atmospherics. Guitarist Steve Bonnell really shines here, creating interesting textures and reverting to punk power chords as necessary. This effect is enhanced by the rhythm section of Jonah Bergman (bass) and Brian Turner (drums) who seem to be in sync at all times. This unit is definitely tight and has some obvious talents, but struggle to bring it all together throughout the length of the album.

Vocals are often a polarizing aspect in music, and the work of Ryann Donnelly on Abominations is certainly no exception. With the stylings of this budding diva running the gamete from soft and sultry siren’s songs to full on banshee shrieks and wails, Donnelly can seduce in one breath and instill dread with the next. It is unfortunate that her powerful voice is generally booming and unfocused, as this can be seriously grating to the ear. Thankfully, there are moments of reprieve when bassist Jonah Bergman joins the fray. His sometimes shouted, sometimes spoken delivery is nothing special, but provides a nice contrast and helps to temper Donnely’s occasionally over the top high-pitched warbling.

Lyrically, Schoolyard Heroes are fairly twisted. “Take off your skin and dance with me. Cut out your tongue and sing for me” coos Donnelly on album opener “Dude, Where’s My Skin?”. This sets the tone for the remainder of the album, and it’s not hard to imagine the type of content you’ll find with song titles such as “Cemetery Girls” and “All The Pretty Corpses”. On occasion, the lyrics come across as overwrought or just plain silly, but there are still some gems to be found. For example, there is a particularly visceral moment on the closing track “Screaming “Theater” In A Crowded Fire”. Donnelly matter-of-factly states “If I’m not mistaken, I murdered you twice before my dear” to which Bergman replies “It’s true my dear, you smeared my blood like a whore’s mascera” in the album’s lone display traded vocals during a verse. Considering the general subject matter, it may surprise the listener that Abominations contains some very tenable pop moments. Notably, during the chorus of “Violence Is All The Rage” our young songstress exhibits some rare restraint, and seems to channel No Doubt era Gwen Stefani.

The individual members of Schoolyard Heroes can call their own shots as they as they experiment with their sound and hone their chops in this yet-to-be-defined genre. Let us hope they learn to play to their strengths, as Abominations is a fun, albeit uneven listen which offers the promise of some interesting material in the future.

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WatchItExplode


Comments: 298
05.29.09

Album Rating: 3

Random album for a first, I know. I wanted something that wasn't already reviewed though. First two tracks streaming on the bands website... they're pretty indicative of what follows. Is there a standard format on Sputnik for album title, song title, lyrical quotes etc.? Any comments/criticism welcome

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xequalscore


Comments: 437
05.29.09


I was hoping for non-descript pop punk...

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cleary21


Comments: 511
05.29.09


Never heard of this band but great review. Makes me wanna check it out

WatchItExplode


Comments: 298
05.29.09

Album Rating: 3

Thanks man...It was a totally random find for me. Nothing stellar but pretty original and some definate potential. Scratch my back I scratch yours eh?

fireaboveicebelow


Comments: 6760
05.29.09


this band is ok, you really have to be in the mood for it because the vocalist is pretty annoying

Iluvatar
Staff Reviewer


Comments: 11096
05.29.09

Album Rating: 4

Awesome band tbh

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Lucidity


Comments: 1306
05.30.09


vocals are too irritating

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PTSSdashiz


Comments: 487
05.30.09


I heard The Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame a while back, and thought it was awesome. Is the rest of the CD as good?

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WatchItExplode


Comments: 298
06.01.09

Album Rating: 3

There are a few other songs that can stand up against Hall of Fame. I feel the album is really pretty strong. As has been mentioned several times, if you can handle the vocals you would probably enjoy the album.



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