Go to the Brokencyde group on Last.FM

Digging: Owl City - Ocean Eyes

Album Rating: 1

Recently, I was allowed the honor and privilege to go backstage after BrokeNCYDE had finished performing. Once I reached the dressing room, I was approached by frontman 'Se7en', whom I am a very big fan of. Before I could ask for his autograph, he proceeded to ask me in the most tempting voice you can possibly imagine, "wus poppin bitch, can i get some head?" I'll never forget the wonderful taste of his sweaty, slimy, white, suburban cock sliding down the back of my thirteen year old throat. Just as he was about to bust a nut, back-up vocalist 'Phat J' proceeded to shove his greasy cock into my asshole. It felt great at first but was just too much for my fragile thirteen year old bum. I ended up shitting all over his cock. Fortunately, Se7en was quick to suck it all off. They told me to unload the rest of my dump into a shot glass so they could eat it like chocolate, which they did. It was a truly humbling experience that changed my life forever.

Album Rating: 1

Great last paragraph, I'll + it

The actual review of the music was pretty poor, though I suppose you got your point across.

The last paragraph was pretty amazing though.

'I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry'

My thoughts exactly haha.

Digging: Converge - Axe To Fall

Album Rating: 1.5

Safely, I could bet that this album is catchy as shit, and is only degraded for the physical appearance of the band members, their lyrics which self-admittedly are only written for fun, and the fact that they get more bitches than everyone on this website combined times twenty.

Album Rating: 1

Plus that the screamer sounds like a cat that's been trod on its tail, auto-tune seems to be an intentional vocal effect rather than help to stay on key, the flow of the rap is FUCKING INSULTING, the musc is repetitive as hell, etc

Digging: Gunther - Pleasureman

Safely, I could bet that scyther was fisted every day of his childhood.

Digging: Ganon - As Above, So Below

'Safely, I could bet that this album is catchy as shit, and is only degraded for the physical appearance of the band members, their lyrics which self-admittedly are only written for fun, and the fact that they get more bitches than everyone on this website combined times twenty.'

Listen to it, then you will unerstand. But hey, didn't you give Souljaboy a 3? Maybe you will like this.

I'm starting a war on Brokencyde's lastfm main page. Who's with me?

Digging: Deep-Pression/Exethersis - Train Exeter To D.P. State

don't do it wylie. When there is war on the internet, we all lose.

Digging: Animal Collective - Fall Be Kind

Too late. I'm bored with life.

'Somebody backhand these little bitches please. You know what, and slap their idiotic fanbase as well because I have never heard something so retarded in my life as these stupid cunt motherfuckers.'

lol

Album Rating: 1

Brokencyde is worse than the black death

Album Rating: 1

"BrokeNCYDE are one of the most passionate bands out there today, and they do it all for their fans. They love what they do and will leave this world after having left a massive impact on the music industry and the world in general. BC13, motherfuckers."

"They are such a timeless band and their lyrics are so meaningful. They've touched my heart in more ways than you could know. I know it's cliche to say this, but music really did save my life, and I thank Brokencyde for that. Bree bree."

Digging: Empire! Empire! (I Was A Lonely Estate) - What It Takes To Move Forward

Shit, what is wrong with peopel these days

Decent review. Could've been better. "Freaxxx" is a little catchy but also quite stupid. "Booty Call" is the same story. It's quite catchy but too stupid so you can't enjoy it. I actually think the idea of "Crunkcore" can be good if it's well-made. Simple but effective music is a great thing. I doubt these guys are. I'm still going to listen to it, just for the sake of it.

Album Rating: 1

"BrokeNCYDE are one of the most passionate bands out there today, and they do it all for their fans. They love what they do and will leave this world after having left a massive impact on the music industry and the world in general. BC13, motherfuckers."

"They are such a timeless band and their lyrics are so meaningful. They've touched my heart in more ways than you could know. I know it's cliche to say this, but music really did save my life, and I thank Brokencyde for that. Bree bree."

Came across this "band" browsing through youtube. I felt like I was going to die from the disgusting noise I was hearing. I left a comment expressing my dislike and I was shocked at the amount of responses I got from others trying to defend this band.

The most prevalent argument was "If you don't like it, don't comment on it". Is this what people like these days?? Are my musical tastes so shitty that I can't see the true greatness of this band?

the last paragraph is genius. i loved this review

Digging: DJ Douggpound - Pound It