Brokencyde I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!

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Zip


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06.22.09

Album Rating: 1

They will save us all!
believe.

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Metalstyles


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06.22.09



Recently, I was allowed the honor and privilege to go backstage after BrokeNCYDE had finished performing. Once I reached the dressing room, I was approached by frontman 'Se7en', whom I am a very big fan of. Before I could ask for his autograph, he proceeded to ask me in the most tempting voice you can possibly imagine, "wus poppin bitch, can i get some head?" I'll never forget the wonderful taste of his sweaty, slimy, white, suburban cock sliding down the back of my thirteen year old throat. Just as he was about to bust a nut, back-up vocalist 'Phat J' proceeded to shove his greasy cock into my asshole. It felt great at first but was just too much for my fragile thirteen year old bum. I ended up shitting all over his cock. Fortunately, Se7en was quick to suck it all off. They told me to unload the rest of my dump into a shot glass so they could eat it like chocolate, which they did. It was a truly humbling experience that changed my life forever.


was that you zipper?

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Benzum


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06.22.09


Yeah that's one of the funniest things I've seen on Sputnik in forever.

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Zip


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06.22.09

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No, that was not me, but it inspired me to write my review cuz it was so gay.

Metalstyles


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06.22.09


I'd like to see Atvan write a review for this

Zip


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06.22.09

Album Rating: 1

Why???

Metalstyles


Comments: 4203
06.22.09


because he dug out that comment from somewhere and I see a lot of potential in his review

Zip


Comments: 3731
06.22.09

Album Rating: 1

You still haven't read my Winds review.

Metalstyles


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06.22.09


well chillax I haven't read Hollow's review either, but he aint complaining lol although he is on my msn

Zip


Comments: 3731
06.22.09

Album Rating: 1

TO HELL WITH THEE! lol

Metalstyles


Comments: 4203
06.22.09


btw you didn't read my last review either (sad face). I'm now gonna go read Winds,

Lelle


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06.22.09

Album Rating: 1

metalstyles15 is your real name Axel cuz I got a pal called Axel who says chillax all the time like you do

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Metalstyles


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06.22.09


no my real name is Magnus and I'm from Estonia

sorry no other connection than "chillax" between me and that Axel

ConorMichaelJoseph


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06.22.09


Atavan's review would be sure to bring the lulz

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Chewie


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06.22.09


Recently, I was allowed the honor and privilege to go backstage after BrokeNCYDE had finished performing. Once I reached the dressing room, I was approached by frontman 'Se7en', whom I am a very big fan of. Before I could ask for his autograph, he proceeded to ask me in the most tempting voice you can possibly imagine, "wus poppin bitch, can i get some head?" I'll never forget the wonderful taste of his sweaty, slimy, white, suburban cock sliding down the back of my thirteen year old throat. Just as he was about to bust a nut, back-up vocalist 'Phat J' proceeded to shove his greasy cock into my asshole. It felt great at first but was just too much for my fragile thirteen year old bum. I ended up shitting all over his cock. Fortunately, Se7en was quick to suck it all off. They told me to unload the rest of my dump into a shot glass so they could eat it like chocolate, which they did. It was a truly humbling experience that changed my life forever.


what in the fuck?

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PuddleSwimmer


Comments: 1460
06.22.09


The comment after that said "i must meet this little girl"

Weird bc I pictured it to be a boy...

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MoeMoeKyun


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06.22.09


STOP CENSORING YOURSELF.

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BallsToTheWall
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06.22.09


Bad album is amazing.

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Metalstyles


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06.22.09


Balls I suggest you take a good look at your avatar ;)

BallsToTheWall
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Comments: 18759
06.22.09


Techno Viking is not amused with your faggotry. yEAH.



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