If you wish to be individualistic enough to drink rubbing alcohol, then by all means, be my guest. Just don't come running to me when you need your wounds disinfected because all I'll have to say is "Valamir, what is the meaning of this?"

Digging: The Red Chord - Fed Through the Teeth Machine

Album Rating: 2.5

"wounds"... What wounds? Didn't you know I was a cyborg built by the Russians in the 1970's. I don't get wounded.

Digging: Paloma Faith - Do You Want the Truth or Something Beautiful?

You liar, you are a 69 year old Russian with 69 kids; you are king of the dad joke and minority leader of S.H.A.M.

A cyrbog? No. I also just reviewed the new Relient K, you'd probably like the record.

Album Rating: 2.5

Heading to your reliable relient k review now. Can't say I've ever given them a proper listen.