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kris.
October 21st 2011


15504 Comments


lol i just got called a bonehead

Lambda
October 21st 2011


2654 Comments


Just because most people think it sucks doesn't mean they're mindless sheep... they just think it sucks because it does.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 21st 2011


32289 Comments


Haha, yep! Now do yourself a favor and don't listen to this. I mean, it's kind of funny, but mostly
really offensive.


Wasn't planning on it, but cheers for the heads up


Valerius
October 21st 2011


1137 Comments


Nevermind, man. I'm quite clearly insane. For a second I thought I was around educated humans with a drive for knowledge. I forgot I was on Earth. My fault. Continue on with your crusade for conformity. One day all the music will sound the same and we will enter a golden age of utopia. One music for all. Fuck yeah.

Lambda
October 21st 2011


2654 Comments


Well as long as it doesn't sound like this album we'll be A-okay

robertsona
Staff Reviewer
October 21st 2011


27480 Comments


listened to this

yeah my actual thoughts are that it starts out sort of interesting/sad/weird/funny as a failed experiment but then it goes on for like two hours

"little dog" honestly works sort of well (it's the only song where lou reed's vocals seem to have anything to do with the instrumentation) and i actually sort of like the first eight minutes of "junior dad" but the rest sucks soooooo bad

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 21st 2011


32289 Comments


Nevermind, man. I'm quite clearly insane. For a second I thought I was around educated humans with a drive for knowledge. I forgot I was on Earth. My fault. Continue on with your crusade for conformity. One day all the music will sound the same and we will enter a golden age of utopia. One music for all. Fuck, yeah.



It's not like you're able to provide adequate insight yourself

wabbit
October 21st 2011


7059 Comments


I picture deviant being this skinny pasty white guy with greasy straight hipster hair.


But he has this incredible handlebar mustache.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 21st 2011


32289 Comments


I have you pictured as the really annoying exchange student who humps everyone's leg

kris.
October 21st 2011


15504 Comments


Nevermind, man. I'm quite clearly insane. For a second I thought I was around educated humans with a drive for knowledge. I forgot I was on Earth. My fault. Continue on with your crusade for conformity. One day all the music will sound the same and we will enter a golden age of utopia. One music for all. Fuck yeah.



I AM THE TABLE

fuckthatnoise
October 21st 2011


1479 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

One day all the music will sound the same and we will enter a golden age of utopia. One music for all. Fuck yeah.




i like this plan.

Valerius
October 21st 2011


1137 Comments


You are right, I'm ignorant on this. But the difference between you and I is that I will check these plays out and educate myself. I don't stay ignorant.

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 21st 2011


32289 Comments


Have fun with that

wabbit
October 21st 2011


7059 Comments


why do you have to insult. I was complimenting you

Deviant.
Staff Reviewer
October 21st 2011


32289 Comments


No greasy straight hair for me, but thank you for thinking of me

fuckthatnoise
October 21st 2011


1479 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

btw i showed a friend of mine some lyrics on this and he said the "waggle my ass like a dark prostitute coagulating heart pumping blood" line sounded like something Cedric Bixler Zavala would write.



i lol'd so hard because it's kinda true.

TheAMR66
October 21st 2011


48 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Holy shit, i finally heard The View and that was the worst piece of shit i have ever heard this year

edgesoftwilight
October 21st 2011


56 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0

Metallica WAS talented back in the day, but i never considered them creative. This shows how "creative" they truly are... they arent

zaruyache
October 21st 2011


27417 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

Listening to Lou's not-awful material, and it definitely doesn't suck. He actually doesn't use a

monotone on "Walk on the Wild Side," and his other songs unlike he does on this record. Seriously,

what was the point of his using no emotion on this record? Blah blah poetry. If this had been a

post-rock record then the boring vocals would've been fine, but they're not at all appropriate for a

metal album.

Puzzles
October 21st 2011


3065 Comments


One day all the music will sound the same and we will enter a golden age of utopia. One music for all. Fuck yeah.

Isn't that pretty much happening now? The figures of people listening to music other than what's on the radio seems to be like 1 in 500



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