what's the point in even reviewing a brokencyde album

newsflash brokencyde is awful for the exact same reasons as last time!!

you know what's good with brokencyde? They get the best reviews and unify the people. that's how bad they are. and it's also exactly the reason why they're still relevant, because nobody believes they actually still have money to get these pieces of shit out.

as for the review, well everything was said. I'm not a fan of people insulting other people's moms, but I guess i could let this one slide. Fuck this band.

actual comment from a youtube vid of one of these songs:

"Wow. wtf happened to brokencyde? i mean this is ok i guess, but i miss im not a fan but the kids like it. idk if you would consider this mainstream now, but all the fans that were their from the start know what im talking about"

a) as if it's even possible to digress from that album
b) the first lines of the song are "so super fresh, yes i am / chiseled abs, you know that i'm the man." pretty sure it's still garbage.

best review ive seen in quite awhile

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

This review is awesome. *applauds*



And this is some of the most blatantly arrogant music I've ever heard.

This is the best review I have ever read.

Also, I found something worse than this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=__HeE6NWmDE

Album Rating: 1.0

I've never had a review make me laugh out loud. Great review.

WHY WON'T THEY JUST STOP!?

Ahahahaha great

MARK IT ZERO

Kill them with fire

This review is awful. It just reviews the band members, not the album. How pointless is that? You need to get a life. Go f*ck YOURSELF. Ha.

i still have no idea what these guys sound like..

*check ytube*

FUCK THIS SHIT!

Go home Brokencyde, you're crunk.

Randomly posted months after last post? Check.
Terrible play on over used meme? Check.
Feeling that despite the pointless nature of this exercise it is at the same time worth it? check.

Album Rating: 5.0

Would definitely LOL again.

Not gonna rate cos there is no '0' option.

Album Rating: 5.0

Can I favorite this review somehow so I can refer to it whenever I need a laugh?

Fuck this shit.

Album Rating: 1.5

why do these faggots have a black metal tag?

That is a really good question.