You could write for Allmusic with these paragraph sized reviews

Album Rating: 3.5

This gets much better after a few listens, but just stays at nothing more than a really decent album.

i only look at AllMusic for Jazz and those reviews are like fucking books.

Album Rating: 3.5

bands from this scene have disappointed me on full lengths. title fight abd balance and composure for example.

pop punky sites are jacking off to this

WHY ARENT YOU

Hep what's with that avatar

hahahahahaha

didn't know we had the same life mission

feels good man

Short reviews all up in hurr

Album Rating: 3.5

Awesome album, Hep's got the right rating.

Album Rating: 3.0

his pipes are still unbelievable though

I don't expect much out of band with such an uninspired name.

Album Rating: 3.5

Saw these guys last night and the venue was having difficulties with the sound, specifically the vocals. I made a joke that they should just finish the set Jerome's Dream style. Their drummer was the only person there who even knew what I was talking about.

Album Rating: 2.5

This reminds me so much of Appeal To Reason

Album Rating: 3.0

"This reminds me so much of Appeal To Reason"



What?

This album has a really cool, unique vibe for a pop punk band.

Album Rating: 2.5

im not trying to be a dick, but how do you consider this pop punk?

Album Rating: 3.5

What else would it be

Album Rating: 3.5

rizecore

Album Rating: 2.5

What else would it be

Album Rating: 3.5

Yeah I could see emo or even alternative or something.... idk I suck at genres