Album Rating: 3.0

Hottest thing to come out of the Northern Hemisphere.

"Hottest thing to come out of Scotland, yummy"

Being Scottish myself, I can tell you that this is 100% correct.

Album Rating: 3.0

Do you have red hair?

"Hottest thing to come out of the Northern Hemisphere."
Nah.

"Do you have red hair?"

No.

I don't even like haggis either!

Haggis is the reason the Highlander was [theoretically] immortal. It's just so fucking disgusting that even death can't harm you anymore.

The only good things to come out of Scotland are Amy Macdonald and Iron Bru.

Album Rating: 3.0

I had to look that up... What's it taste like; Fanta?

It doesn't taste similar to anything so it's really difficult to describe. But damn its good.

Album Rating: 3.0

It's gotta taste like something god damn it...

Right, put a 9v battery to your tongue. There you go.

Album Rating: 3.0

Sounds like it may be the same colour as battery rust.

Love the review, Davey. That intro paragraph is gold.
Not gonna listen voluntarily, I think.

Album Rating: 3.0

Thanks clercqie. Sometimes my intros strike out & sometimes they clear the fence.

Album Rating: 3.0

Well Davey, can't say anything else than that I have to agree with you again. Ms. Macdonald is certainly capable of doing better than this.

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"The latest in an endlessly long series of DaveyBoy reviews. Read along as he pines for Amy Macdonald, who looks cute on her album covers but probably isn't, as we have repeatedly found to be the case with female musicians that DaveyBoy reviews."

lolz

Album Rating: 3.0

Hahaha. What's one step above "pines"? LOL.



Definitely agree Nag. While a few tracks have grown on me more than I thought they would, the album doesn't really demand me coming back to it.

it's only a matter of time before maniac stumbles upon this.

Album Rating: 3.0

"it's only a matter of time before maniac stumbles upon this."



The world is holding their breath waiting.