Album Rating: 4.0

yeah it has its clear flaws.

Album Rating: 4.5

Reasons is a banger, c'mon. Insta-love.

Album Rating: 3.5

I think I would have preferred a Road Salt III.

that album cover is horrible and pretty gay but i'm gonna check this cuz your review rules (:

Album Rating: 2.0

Reasons was uhm, not worse than Meaningless at least

Album Rating: 2.5

Damn the word pretentious

Album Rating: 3.0

Daniel saying the album would be a return to their heavy roots skewed my expectations. Its got heavy sections but they're scattered and the riffs aren't really anything special. I was hoping for a more elaborate use of the guest musicians as well

Damn is this really that good

Album Rating: 4.5

''that album cover is horrible and pretty gay but i'm gonna check this cuz your review rules (: ''



First of all, who writes smilies this direction? It's written like this '': )'', not like this ''(:'', we're not jews!



Secondly, gay is a bad thing apparently.



Album cover is perfect, given his body's weakness before and its strength now. It's only appropriate, I imagine.

Album Rating: 4.0

flesh eating parasites are my fetish

Album Rating: 4.5

meh, pretty passable fetish, if you ask me.

Album Rating: 2.0

^classic German

Album Rating: 2.0

Germ(m)an - see what I did there

Album Rating: 4.5

That pun was sooo good, it brought tears to my eyes.... I think I'm going to cry....





*cries*













Sniff...

Album Rating: 4.0

sniff...

Album Rating: 2.0

8/10 if you ask me

Album Rating: 3.0

Then rate the album 4/5

Album Rating: 4.0

he meant his joke

Album Rating: 3.0

Yeah I know Flug, I'm bored

meaningless rules fyi