Janelle Monae Dirty Computer
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nol
May 4th 2018


12053 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

The very ending of I got the juice with the dirty computer melody is super fucking good, especially when that harmonica kicks in wow

A few cringey moments within the body of the song though for sure

kmagnum1x
May 5th 2018


459 Comments


this review is much closer to the reality

doof is an old ass incel that's probably a danger around schools

sncold
May 5th 2018


92 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

fantastic review. "Take A Byte" is really the only track that doesn't do anything for me. this album rules.

DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

‘Much closer to the reality’



RIP your reality





DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Somebody needs to

MrxSelfxDestruct
May 5th 2018


529 Comments

Album Rating: 4.0

Nothing like a 40 year old dudeman writing an angry track by track for an album about the sexual and social struggles of a new generation.



Really, there is nothing else like it.



It also doesn't help that the instrumentals aren't addressed at all as far as I can tell.

Didn't really do yourself any favours.

DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

I'm glad you feel confident to attack a joke review by a sputnik user who's reviewed 96 albums here despite only yourself having written one review seven years ago. Also it was a lighthearted take, not an angry take, I mean nearly every line in the review contained a joke - I can't help it if you interpret jokes as angry, can't account for that :/



You want to do better then write.



You also need to read better - all I wrote about was the music and the lyrics in the track by track. You may not agree, but it WAS a music review my fledgling dudeman.







Mentasm
May 5th 2018


567 Comments


"sexual and social struggles of a new generation"

sounds like a first world problem to me.


DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

dksnlsavsa;v;sv;v;jfv;jbv;fjbv;jdfv;jth post

nol
May 5th 2018


12053 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

This is a thread of peaceful discussion, any and all doof criticisms shall be taken to his thread lololol

DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Noler anything you rate more highly you've listened to so far this year?

Funeralopolis
May 5th 2018


14586 Comments


this is actually really awful tbh

DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Well yeah, obviously 🙄



I think the joke 3.0+ ratings have got a bit much at this point, it was funny for about a day

nol
May 5th 2018


12053 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

This is one of the first releases in 2018 I’ve actually cared about tbqh

I had been looking forward to JT but that was hot garbage, Franks Endless remaster is arguably better than this

DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

I’ll try and track down somewhere to listen to the Frank Ocean, I liked ‘Channel Orange’

DoofusWainwright
May 5th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Her first album is better for sure

nol
May 5th 2018


12053 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5 | Sound Off

ArchAndroid put her on the map and is far and away her best release. But FUCK that of Montreal song

kmagnum1x
May 6th 2018


459 Comments


doof: *acts retarded*

sputnik: doof you're a retard

doof: it was just a joke bro it's just a prank

DoofusWainwright
May 6th 2018


19991 Comments

Album Rating: 0.5

Thinking this album is bad isn’t retarded, loads of people think it’s awful



Putting up a joke review (hint: 0.5 reviews are never entirely a serious enterprise...even if the score is genuine. I know concepts like this are hard for a dullard like your alt holiness to accept)



I do have a history of putting up joke lists/reviews - I like other people’s joke reviews and lists. Otherwise we’d have to put up with content from dullards like your alt holiness.



Whose alt are you anyway lmfao get bent, get lost

Anthracks
May 6th 2018


8029 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

pretty boring



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