Sufjan Stevens The Ascension
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Pikazilla
September 27th 2020


29778 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Soulja boy >>>> last 3 sufjan albums, agreed with ryus

WatchItExplode
September 27th 2020


10460 Comments


Felt like Carrie and Lowell live ruined all those songs to be honest.

Demon of the Fall
September 27th 2020


33884 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

I agree with the notion that all music starts at a 1/5 (in Sput terms), in ‘real’ terms it starts at 0/5 or 0%.

Pikazilla
September 27th 2020


29778 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

If only I could give Carrie & Lowell zero out of five...

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 27th 2020


70242 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"Giving this a 1 is basically like saying this is in league with Soulja Boy and The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus."



I dont see the problem

Jots
Emeritus
September 27th 2020


7562 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

"xD dude"

Average Rating: 3.71

Rating Variance: 0.37



🤔

Lord(e)Po)))ts
September 27th 2020


70242 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Wonder who approved that average, JotW?

RadioSuicide
September 28th 2020


2610 Comments

Album Rating: 3.5

people who weren't fans of Adz will hate this 100%

mvdu
September 28th 2020


992 Comments


I actually think it sounds better than Age of Adz but heavily leans towards that album in sound instead of favorites Illinois and Carrie & Lowell. Still have time to see where this ends up for me. You do have a well reasoned review.

BrushedRed
September 28th 2020


3562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

I feel there are great ideas and a great album buried in this mess. That’s the most positive thing I can say but as this stands... it’s just awful. The first half of the opener is actually quite good. Shame he had to ruin it with the last half.

BrushedRed
September 28th 2020


3562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

This is like Danse Manatee, Everything Now, and King of Limbs had a threesome. King of Limbs shoots a load on the back of Everything Now but Everything Now impregnates Danse Manatee and this is the weird baby that comes of all of it. That’s how literally bad this sounds to me.

Slex
September 28th 2020


16594 Comments


God that really does sound bad hahahaha, sorry man

I only listened to this once but I was stoned off my ass and remember like 30% of what happened

Ryus
September 28th 2020


36873 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

"This is like Danse Manatee, Everything Now, and King of Limbs had a threesome."



two of those albums rule

Cygnatti
September 28th 2020


36034 Comments


geez, not Everything Now...

cold
September 28th 2020


6723 Comments


"This is like Danse Manatee, Everything Now, and King of Limbs had a threesome. King of Limbs shoots a load on the back of Everything Now but Everything Now impregnates Danse Manatee and this is the weird baby that comes of all of it. That’s how literally bad this sounds to me."

log off

WatchItExplode
September 28th 2020


10460 Comments


Is this was actually good and you were stoned you would have enjoyed it

BrushedRed
September 28th 2020


3562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

“I only listened to this once but I was stoned off my ass and remember like 30% of what happened”

If you listen to this sober, it will be about the same result, but probably less.

I’m still trying to figure out how these songs left the studio. Sufjan surely wouldn’t approve of this trash would he? I would hope not.

Cygnatti
September 28th 2020


36034 Comments


"imo 1s don’t need to be justified. all music starts at 0 (or a 1 via sput’s rating system) and builds up. if it fails to ascend, then a 1 it is"

imo imo music starts at around 2.5/5 or so but in most cases for me, it stays right there hehe ;)

BrushedRed
September 28th 2020


3562 Comments

Album Rating: 1.0 | Sound Off

^that is actually a good approach. Going into this with a 2.5 isn’t outlandish. It’s just the other shit I had to sit through made my stomach turn.

Demon of the Fall
September 28th 2020


33884 Comments

Album Rating: 3.0

Get outta here with the TKOL blasphemy.

I just wish this album was about half the length. The darker and more ambient moments are enjoyable, but it's does descend into a confusing and inconsistent mess at times. Die Happy is really good and I dig the opener.



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