Album Rating: 1.5

Neither of those two could rock a floral mask though

Album Rating: 3.5

Floral masks are fashionable right now because David Thompson.

Album Rating: 1.5

The secret is balancing it out with ear protection muffs. You can't deny that he knows how to craft a look.

Album Rating: 3.5

That's how I dress when I go out for brunch now.

Album Rating: 1.5

I hope you have the soulless shadow eye contacts too.

Album Rating: 3.5

I photoshop my eyes before going out, if that's what you mean.

Album Rating: 1.5

I hope your brunch companions value your commitment.

Album Rating: 3.5

It's remarkable, in that it's easy to remark about it. It's not a meme though because it's still an unsolved mystery and a decent album.



That is to say it's trending, not memeing.

Album Rating: 1.5

Biggs really does bring some joy to the site, in between mock infuriating takes.

Shut up Billy Corgan

Lol

mfw: https://www.sputnikmusic.com/images/albums/374307.jpg

honestly if the dude really pays a Sputnik reviewer to review his album, he probably checks this thread or will check it soon enough and see all this

Album Rating: 3.5

Gotta jam this again, it's a grower.

Album Rating: 2.5

I'm David Thompson

Album Rating: 3.5

First you were fake Dracula, now you're real Thompson? Which one do I believe?

Album Rating: 3.5

He's a reverend in Philadelphia.

Album Rating: 3.5

According to the mainstream media.

Album Rating: 2.5

Reverend

Reverender

Neverender

Coheed and Cambria's Neverender

Coheed and Cambria

Claudio Sanchez

Sanchez

San Chez (Saint Chez).

Now: The Wall

Flip the vowels -

Saint Chez - The Wall

Saint Chaz - The Well

Chaz is short for Charles.

St. Charles is a suburban town in Illinois.

David Thompson was thrown into a well in St. Charles, Illinois, and this album is the only way he could send out the message for help without being caught by his assailant.

Thrown by Jeffrey Bigglestein?

To what end?

Album Rating: 3.5

Just jammed again, getting serious George Michaels vibes.