Taylor Swift The Tortured Poets Department (Anthology)
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Rawrz
April 22nd 2024


221 Comments


Always baffled when she's praised for her lyrics when there's so many awful lyrics on this thing lol.

Dedes
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


9989 Comments


Just shake it off brother
haters gonna hate

gravityswitch
April 23rd 2024


1878 Comments


Two songs in and I'm already exhausted

bellovddd
April 23rd 2024


5831 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

I have gone through the album about 4 times now. it does not get better. it gets worse. WORSE

Futures
April 23rd 2024


10538 Comments


bro why lol

AnimalForce1
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


835 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

Bell, I haven't even made it through once, wtf?

bellovddd
April 23rd 2024


5831 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

just so i can come on here and say with authority how fucking terrible this is. 4.5 my ass.

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


26137 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

yeah the prospect of listening to this in full again makes my ass clench

bellovddd
April 23rd 2024


5831 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

i did it whilst digging through dirt at work. felt fitting

AnimalForce1
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


835 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I could imagine enjoying a lot of these songs more if there weren't a million of the same-sounding things that I had just heard. Also if Taylor wasn't trying her damndest to sound poetic and deep on each track

bellovddd
April 23rd 2024


5831 Comments

Album Rating: 1.5

the lyrics are the worst thing about this whole thing. Its really weird that she would pen stuff like this, if she did write anything at all.



I had some kind of respect for her at one point, you know writing songs that meant something to someone be it teenage girls and all.... this though, what a giant shit on her career and her fans.

AnimalForce1
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


835 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I still respect the ballsy marketing stunt. Not many artists can sneak a whole double album under fans' noses without a single track being leaked aside from titles, let alone one of the biggest pop artists in the world.

I just wish the music justified such a long runtime, rather than being a homogenous faux-poetic blob

pizzamachine
April 23rd 2024


27157 Comments


“Not many artists can sneak a whole double album under fans' noses without a single track being leaked aside from titles”

That’s pretty easy tbh

neekafat
Staff Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


26137 Comments

Album Rating: 2.8

"homogenous faux-poetic blob"

shoulda been the album title tbh its catchier

twlight
April 23rd 2024


8732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

took a roadtrip with the GF over the weekend and she was so excited to jam this. we basically skipped every song at the one minute mark. she hates it

AnimalForce1
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


835 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

My GF was the exact same way, she was pumped for this album. I was a bit more skeptical, but I gave it a shot... we both started continuously saying "haven't we just heard this?" around track 8 or 9, we DNFed around track 13-ish?

Ebola
April 23rd 2024


4516 Comments


The bad lyrics are probably the best part tbh. At least I remember them.

twlight
April 23rd 2024


8732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

haha that's pretty much the exact esperience we had. i was kinda looking forward to this and maybe we could have enjoyed it together. doesnt seem to be the case



i'd love to be whoever made the beats on this, super simple/repetitive and make bank

AnimalForce1
Contributing Reviewer
April 23rd 2024


835 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

I was so skeptical, but I basically shut myself up and genuinely tried. I was liking at first for the first few tracks, but it never diversified it enough to keep that momentum.

I still want to finish this album one day, but I need to wait until I have more disposable time on my hands lol

twlight
April 23rd 2024


8732 Comments

Album Rating: 2.5

im going back through it now. "fresh out the slammer" is pretty good... getting a lot of Lana del Rey vibes on this: the minimal production, mellow vocal timbre, etc. but it is so monotonous track to track



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