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1.0 awful | DoofusWainwright | February 18th 18 | Literally the sonic embodiment of my entire existence broken down into bite size morsels of Pingu shit
8 Bumps | Bump |
1.0 awful | BlazinBlitzer | February 23rd 18 | I 5'd this at first, but then I realized my objectivity went down by one percent.
5 Bumps | Bump |
0.0 | Brendan Schroer STAFF | February 18th 18 | Don't believe the hype, guys. I mean yeah, the blending of technical death metal and romantic-period classical music does seem cool, but it's a bunch of gimmicky wank with no substance. Doofus are fine when they let those doom-laden powerchords ring out in the slow moments, but the sweeps during the fast moments are just boring and a sign of lazy songwriting. There are also a few jazz chords here and there, like they wanna tell us they're diverse or something. But in reality, it's haphazardly put together and just fucking lazy. You can do better, my dudes
4 Bumps | Bump |
0.0 | Toondude | February 18th 18 | the porgs weren't that bad guys
2 Bumps | Bump |
1.0 awful | GhandhiLion | May 8th 19 | Pretty loud and awful. I'm sure he is proud of this.
1 Bumps | Bump |
1.5 very poor | Jade | March 1st 18 | I could continue listing the many failings of this release, providing evidence of how this
man's entire artistic personality appears to have been substituted for shit, or how his way
with a witty line and unique sense of humour have both deserted him. I won?t do this though,
it feels uncharitable to extend this post mortem beyond what is strictly necessary to impart
the level of my dissatisfaction, especially for a writer of such pedigree who's proven
himself countless times in the past. Perhaps this is the curse of being a born doofus, you're
always destined to vomit at one point or another in your lifespan, you just have to keep on
moving and hope it's not in the form of a Bandcamp EP.
1 Bumps | Bump |
0.0 | Lord Pork | February 19th 18 | Probably the best debut of all time
1 Bumps | Bump |
1.0 awful | kalkwiese | January 20th 19 | This is in dire need of a fully fleshed out review
Bump |
1.5 very poor | SirArthur6 | March 1st 18 | At least I could get through this unlike the new Migos and Therion records.
Bump |
1.5 very poor | Cifirni | February 20th 18 | Might as well stack this up against Anthony Fantano?s ?New CALassic?, AKA things that are created but swiftly forgotten.
Bump |
1.0 awful | Oobaloo | December 25th 20 |
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