alexp9000
05.15.12 | List is digs post-fuckup |
Trebor.
05.15.12 | Always keep a milky way wrapper handy
Or just raw dog it and tell her you invented the dick skin condom
|
Hyperion1001
05.15.12 | rawdog no regrets |
Hyperion1001
05.15.12 | or anal |
Trebor.
05.15.12 | For reals though, you should have gone down on her |
Satellite
05.15.12 | i hate this site |
PistolPete
05.15.12 | need to use the buddy system, someone in your guy group should just have one in case someone in the wolf pack strikes gold |
Ire
05.15.12 | we cured aids so why would anyone care? |
Hyperion1001
05.15.12 | children are worse than aids |
Ire
05.15.12 | we cured children too
it's called abortion |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | Lol god damn it. She wanted it so bad, she even said please. Im going to Costco tomorrow for some |
MMX
05.15.12 | should have tried to get some head |
Ire
05.15.12 | lol that was such a someguest comment |
Jesuslaves
05.15.12 | take one in the fanny, save money on a nanny |
Trebor.
05.15.12 | For reals though, you should have gone down on her [2] |
MMX
05.15.12 | My point still stands
You should have ate her out and asked for some head in return |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | Next time my friends, we're hanging out on Thursday. And I shall be ready. |
Jesuslaves
05.15.12 | save me a seat bro |
MMX
05.15.12 | If your dick isn't wet by then a Mandatory ass woopin is in order |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | This is worse than the time i tried to talk dirty to a mormon girl |
Jesuslaves
05.15.12 | i talk dirty to mormon men |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | Haha no she's 16 and ripe. Same age, I'm no pedo |
MMX
05.15.12 | Yeah be a pedo like potsy |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | I dont need to be, lol |
MMX
05.15.12 | he's too young for you bro |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | lolololol bunch of sick fucks on this site. I guess thats why im here too. |
dr2den
05.15.12 | did u shit on her clothes n call her a slut |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | No I didn't think of that at the time, but that's some pretty romantic stuff right there
|
Puzzles
05.15.12 | ^They call that one they Dryden manoeuvre. Anyway, I was making out with this chick at this party, behind the massive bushes on the front lawn. She gave me head for a while and I licked her out for a bit longer, and I was getting really keen to bang her and she said 'don't fuck me unless you have a condom' and I said "don't worry, I've got one". I look in my wallet and it's not in there! And I didn't fuck her! We fucking cuddled instead. Well, she cuddled me. Fuck that lol |
alexp9000
05.15.12 | I feel your pain Puzzles. It's a bad feeling |
MMX
05.15.12 | alex it's no big deal man
My ex tried to give me head once and couldn't finish the job, so I ended up with Blue balls
SHIT SUCKED |
AdamK
05.15.12 | should have done it anyway |
deathofasalesman
05.15.12 | I just fucked some bitches titties, I'ma make a list.
I had a sexual experience. Cuhs gonna be sooo jelly when I tell them my sex stories. |
londoncalling457
05.15.12 | haha |
londoncalling457
05.15.12 | lol'd when i looked at your profile pic after reading the description |
Thane
05.15.12 | lol same happened to me but we went for it, fuck it man. we were fucking drunk and she was on her period, looked like i had the japanese flag on my stomach. fuck yea. |
Puzzles
05.20.12 | Holy fuck. I didn't need to read that at all ^ |
Wolfhorde
05.20.12 | Why do people actually think anybody gives a fuck about their "sexual adventures/mishaps" ? |
SgtPepper
05.20.12 | You could have 69'd it.... that way everyone's happy. |
Ovrot
05.20.12 | Yes
Tell me the one where you woke up 4 days later in a small woodland den bottle-feeding a boar in a full leather body suit, that one really makes me laugh. |
MoosechriS
05.20.12 | just fuck her in the ass like a champ and it's all good |
ValeriusTheAlbino
05.20.12 | you didn't bang a girl because you didn't have a condom? what the hell is wrong with you? |
Wolfhorde
05.20.12 | like you can't get any STDs from behind. lol @ valerius being the decadent obnoxious prick he always is. |
Ovrot
05.20.12 | Hey
Valerius is back
where have you been man |
ValeriusTheAlbino
05.20.12 | here and there...not enough metal food here for my metal hunger |
Ovrot
05.20.12 | Oh, I thought you went back to jail or something. |
ValeriusTheAlbino
05.20.12 | hahahahaha |
Ovrot
05.20.12 | Oh
So your seeing another site behind my back eh? |
