ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | Yes, she does and I don't. |
Evreaia
10.26.12 | no date |
Ethics
10.26.12 | please dont have sex |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | @Ethics: meaning? |
Havey
10.26.12 | sex is impure yeah |
Havey
10.26.12 | you'll prob end up in hell either way so go for it m/ |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | @Pest: we agree on EVERY OTHER THING EVER. It's uncanny. She's like me, except cute and with tits. |
AnthonyFartano
10.26.12 | listen here young man its like this that there thang aint that there thing no more the thang aint that thang no more no more its a thang no more is it a thang |
SgtPepper
10.26.12 | During the middle of the movie try the old "yawn-and-stretch", if she gets offended by your arm around her, it's not a date. But
if she doesn't ask you to remove it, then you're golden.
Good luck, man. |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | The yawn and stretch?? Sure, afterwards you can drive her home in your horse-drawn carriage |
Ethics
10.26.12 | then fuck her like an animal |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | @Paperback probably not gonna do anything cause I'm a pussy and I DO NOT WANT to lose her as a friend. |
Butkuiss
10.26.12 | The internet: where people still need to freak out over whether 'its a date' or not. |
Ethics
10.26.12 | gay list |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | @But not freaking out, just wondering. I'd hate for me to be interested when she's not and therefore lose a friend. |
Butkuiss
10.26.12 | You just play it cool bro, don't ever take anything too seriously, and just take things as they come. |
SgtPepper
10.26.12 | @RTR
If you really like her then you should probably take this weekend to, you know, tell her how you feel. Otherwise, you'll never know. You said it yourself, you have a lot in common. |
Ethics
10.26.12 | gay as fuck list dam why'd you make this |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | It's weird. I don't get horny for her but I miss her all the time and I can see us doing certain things as a couple. Also we talk for a couple of hours almost every night and I don't feel awkward at all. ALSO, she thinks ALL my quirks are forgivable and has most of them herself. ALSO she gets my sense of humour, which means where I usually get >_> looks from other people, from her I get laughs.
You can see how I would not want to fuck this up by accidentally making a fool of myself by telling her how I feel, RIGHT? |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | It sounds like you and her get along quite well, as in there's a friendship there. So no, you and your "housemate" going to the movies is not a date, it's..... you and your "housemate" going to the movies. Take her out for a bite afterwards (nothing fancy, just something more upscale than say, taco Bell) or suggest going for a drink and then spend the rest of the night trying to convince her that there is more to you than a love for Kiss and AC/DC |
Ire
10.26.12 | "gay as fuck list dam why'd you make this"
lol ur the best |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | She already knows about AC/DC. As for KISS...whatchutalkinbout Deviant?!
Also why is "housemate" in quotations? She's a girl who lives in the same house as me. You Americans call them roommates I think. |
Ethics
10.26.12 | Kiss and ACDC suck you're already fucking up just end it all right here right now no point in anything you went down the wrong path sorry to say kid but we're not all winners in this life. |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | There isn't one anytime soon. I already told her she has to go to one though - she says the best show she's ever been to is Florence + The Machine. |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | I DO NOT LIKE KISS. I FUCKING HATE KISS.
Clear enough for you? |
Ethics
10.26.12 | WOW |
Ethics
10.26.12 | lol fuckking mad |
SgtPepper
10.26.12 | Take Dev's advice. Show her that you're the guy for her. You got this man, but you have to take chances if you actually want to get anywhere with her. |
Ire
10.26.12 | you just called deviant american wow you're really in 4 it now wow rip RtR |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | I don't even know if there's a boyfriend back in London...probably is. Cool girl like that wouldn't be single. |
Ire
10.26.12 | "Kiss and ACDC suck you're already fucking up just end it all right here right now no point in anything you went down the wrong path sorry to say kid but we're not all winners in this life."
hahaha omg nobody can be this awesome |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | "You Americans call them roommates I think."
I'll be sure to remember that when I visit America then |
tommygun
10.26.12 | lol this thread |
YouGotLucky
10.26.12 | Man.. . if she likes you after knowing you listen to ACDC and KISS then she loves you man!
That's true love |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | The fabled and often misunderstood Aussie sign for love, only beaten by the mating call of "oi, give us a root" |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | Apologies to Dev for the misunderstanding. All you guys laughing about it, you wish it was you. And I. DO. NOT. LIKE. KISS. |
PuddlesPuddles
10.26.12 | Never understood kissing either
Just touch her boo |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | You can literally study anything these days, and film it for "scientific purposes"... like a couple kissing
"Oh this? This is for my own collection" |
Wafflez
10.26.12 | Wow Sputnik gives excellent relationship advice. |
PuddlesPuddles
10.26.12 | Ay ay define passionate. Does that mean they have to be hot? |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | No, it's not a date. Man, guys these days tend to fall for any woman that they get along with. I have plenty of chick friends that 'get' me, therefore we're like fucking bros, except they always offer their female perspective when I need/ask for it. |
Deviant.
10.26.12 | But there's clearly some deep underlying subtext here, wouldn't you agree Taxi? "Sure, I'll go to the movies with you" is clearly code for "yeah I'll look the other way while you slip it in"
Shit, she was probably blinking in morse code as well |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | Hahaha, you're totally right Dev. My friend wants to take me out to sushi tomorrow for my birthday. Guess I'll do 'er. |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | Double post |
ReturnToRock
10.26.12 | Thanks. I just wanted to know. I should have known better than to bring this matter to fucking Sputnik. I'll get back to you once I'm in an awesome relationship.
@taxi: I've had female bros before. I have them now. I haven't fallen for them. I am falling for THIS ONE because her and I are exactly alike in 99% of all things we discuss. And maybe you SHOULD 'do' your friend, what do I know, maybe she likes you.
And I don't want to 'slip it in'. I'd rather have a friend & no sex than try for sex and end up with neither. And we have talked for 2 hours every night (almost) for the past 2 weeks, so it's not a question of me reading too much into it. We're growing pretty fucking close. You know what getting close to somebody meansm or are you too busy being snarky (wait, don't answer).
Some days I hate the fucking Internet. Today is one of them. |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | Hey, I apologize if I came off rather harsh, but most of the time that's just the way shit is. Just looking out for a fellow sputbro. Didn't come in here trying to crush your hopes of a real relationship with this girl. When you giys talk, who calls who? How does she react when she sees you? Do you guys flirt? |
menawati
10.26.12 | if what you say is accurate then there is obviously a romance brewing and yes it is a date |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | guys* Fucking itouch |
menawati
10.26.12 | if u arent sure if she wants anything physical just look at her body language in the cinema, if she crosses her legs and folds her arms then maybe no but if she angles her body towards you and her legs are apart when she sits straight then you could be in there |
chambered49
10.26.12 | No, it's not a date. Man, guys these days tend to fall for any woman that they get along with. I have plenty of chick friends that 'get' me, therefore we're like fucking bros, except they always offer their female perspective when I need/ask for it.
god youre such a faggot |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | why? |
chambered49
10.26.12 | bc youre too much of a pussy to get laid so you cover up your insecurities and most likely tiny dick by being harmless friends with girls |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | Oh, I thought you were going to say because I have chick friends, lol. I have to disagree. They just don't appeal to me. Not that I'm insecure. We just get along like regular. |
taxidermist
10.26.12 | Friends, man. FRIENDS. |
Hyperion1001
10.26.12 | i suggest you take all relationship advice from people on sputnik because they are all experienced and well rounded social individuals |
chambered49
10.26.12 | like my man hype here whos best friends exist on ventrilo |
klap
10.26.12 | you know what's a really good idea? hooking up with someone you live with. that never backfires |
menawati
10.26.12 | unless you are related |
Maniac!
10.26.12 | "The yawn and stretch?? Sure, afterwards you can drive her home in your horse-drawn carriage"
Ahahahahahahahahaha |
sspedding
10.26.12 | she likes nickleback so friendzone yourself.
[2] |
chambered49
10.26.12 | yes maniac that was so funny ha ha ha ha the robot made a joke ha ha ha ha
ha |
omnipanzer
03.21.13 | Sooooooo, what happened with this RtR? |
ffs
03.21.13 | a date is sitting next to a girl and staring at a screen and not saying anything for nearly 2 hours, yes |
nononsense
03.21.13 | SHOW HER THE D!!! |
omnipanzer
03.21.13 | Profit |
ReturnToRock
03.22.13 | I made the move last December, she said no, we remained friends. Am now in contact with another very cool girl. Sarah and I still hang out and have a laugh almost every night. Good enough for me. At least I didn't get the cold shoulder. |
sixdegrees
07.13.18 | aw |
Storm In A Teacup
07.13.18 | lmao |
platnum
07.13.18 | Someone in here said they don't understand kissing lol..
|
DoofDoof
07.13.18 | Yeah that was me |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | I will make you understand |
DoofDoof
07.13.18 | What’s kissing a big blob like? |
BigBlob
07.13.18 | ever eaten jelly? |