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| Music To Bang Along With
Are you two in the mood? Use this list and you'll have the best time you
have had since, well, ever. (Note: This is definitely not meant to be taken
seriously at all, but if you really love music that much, then go ahead). | 10 | The Cure Lullaby
I guess your um, movements I guess you could call them would go along well with
the instrumentation in this song. The guitar and drums beating together, and the
smooth bass lines would be perfect for that. | 9 | Tool 4 Degrees
I mean, come on people. The lyrics clearly describe the temperature of the inside of
an asshole. This could be used for, hmm hmm, special purposes. | 8 | Dying Fetus From Womb To Waste
Great for hardcore lovin' with the death metal growls as an inspiration for manly
takeover, and the name will reassure you both that a child will never be born. | 7 | System Of A Down Cigaro
Yet again, this is another great song for hardcore, animal-like bed-shaking. A two
minute-long dose of this and many references to a male body part shall leave you
exhausted in pleasure. | 6 | Tool Hooker With A Penis
This could make for some very manly overpowering between the sheets. Even
though this is Keenan's message to a snotty-nosed fan, the lyrics are great for, um
spicing up life. | 5 | System Of A Down Roulette
If your female partner wants to act all corny with candles and roses, here you go.
This is the perfect love ballad, and you may stop in the middle of your activity just
to listen to it. Perhaps you could use this for the aftermath. | 4 | Led Zeppelin Black Dog
I'll just show you the first verse, and you'll get the idea.
Hey hey mama said the way you move,
Gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove.
Ah-ah child way you shake that thing,
Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting.
Hey hey baby when you walk that way,
Watch your honey drip, can't keep away.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ahh.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ahh. | 3 | Guns N' Roses Rocket Queen
Wait till the end, and you hear some nice sound effects that shall enhance your
experience greatly! | 2 | Red Hot Chili Peppers Sir Psycho Sexy
There is absolutely no explanation needed for this... | 1 | Nine Inch Nails Get Down, Make Love
A perfect song for the floor shakers. The sounds are um, very nice, (very, very nice
indeed) and you can go along with the industrial beats put in. | |
DrMaximus
11.23.12 | dude. Where's Converge? ;) | menawati
11.23.12 | tis a nice list, and not a movie in sight, pos | demigod!
11.23.12 | sir psycho sexy yeah true but also apache rose peacock | bach
11.23.12 | Team Sleep - Ever | YoYoMancuso
11.23.12 | agreed w/demigod, especially the second verse | hankdee27
11.23.12 | dude. Where's Converge? ;)
there's so many to choose from, I was going to put Aimless Arrow on there by them, but it didn't go right with the other songs. | DrMaximus
11.23.12 | I would have put trespasses or concubine on here | hankdee27
11.23.12 | Here's some others that didn't make the cut to the list.
Converge - Aimless Arrow
Psycroptic - Unmasking The Traitors
Tom Waits - Everything Goes To Hell | hankdee27
11.23.12 | I would have put trespasses or concubine on here
Pretty much any hardcore punk songs made by Converge or any other band like them is great for fucking, so... | DrMaximus
11.23.12 | ^^^ can't argue with that | hankdee27
11.23.12 | ^^^ can't argue with that
i hope i didnt sound like a dick or anything, cuz i was just trying to explain why converge and many many others couldn't make the list. tell me, what songs in your personal opinion, (i mean any person in general on here) from any genre you choose, is great for fucking? | DrMaximus
11.23.12 | i hope i didnt sound like a dick or anything..."
haha not at all man. I hear what your saying. As far as choosing a song goes I would say White Mystery by Minus The Bear | hankdee27
11.23.12 | haha good one, another one could be something by Godspeed You! Black Emperor. That would be a long fuck-fest. | menawati
11.23.12 | id go floppy listening to godspeed | hankdee27
11.23.12 | lol. something 30 seconds long by Hatebreed or someone like that. that would be like superman banging lois, really fast. | DrMaximus
11.23.12 | @hankdee
Indubitably | menawati
11.23.12 | you need some long prog song with lots of variation something like 'close to the edge' | DrMaximus
11.23.12 | 21st century schizoid man | hankdee27
11.23.12 | that gives me an idea.i'll make a list specifically for softcore fucking | someguest
11.23.12 | I only fuck to I by Meshuggah. | hankdee27
11.23.12 | 21st century schizoid man
thats like late-for-work banging. | hankdee27
11.23.12 | I only fuck to I by Meshuggah.
lol | demigod!
11.23.12 | Aquarius by Boards of Canada
Soon by My Bloody Valentine
| hankdee27
11.23.12 | Pink Floyd - The Great Gig In The Sky
I mean, your female partner's sounds could sing along with the woman in the song. | menawati
11.23.12 | be pretty worrying if she makes noises like that | hankdee27
11.23.12 | be pretty worrying if she makes noises like that
well she could say that shes just being overly-enthusiastic.
This an obvious one, but Jimi Hendrix - Fire | wacknizzle
11.23.12 | The Sawtooth Grin - Cuddlemonster
.Crrust - Pain Is A Mere Sensation
The Shins - Wincing The Night Away
Minus The Bear - Highly Refined Pirates
Iron & Wine - Our Endless Numbered Days
Daughters - Hell Songs
Dead Meadow Feathers
Genghis Tron - Cloak Of Love
Gospel - The Moon Is A Dead World
He Is Legend - I Am Hollywood
Bob Dylan - Desire/any Bob Dylan
Junip - Fields
Portugal The Man - The Satanic Satanist
Sufjan Stevens - Illinois
War From A Harlots Mouth - MMX
Deadwater Drowning - Slap Her Ass And Ride The Wave In
Gotta have some crazy shit, some mmm good, and lots of fuck yeah. | demigod!
11.23.12 | Moon is a Dead world would be a great fucking song.
also Trucker's Atlas by Modest Mouse. it has a good groove. | hankdee27
11.23.12 | Attila - Strikeout
It's literally about clearing up phelgm.
@wacknizzle
great list you put together. i lol'd | hankdee27
11.23.12 | Funkadelic - Can You Get To That | demigod!
11.23.12 | daft punk - discovery
whole album | hankdee27
11.23.12 | yes! i didn't think anyone was gonna say that one. | foxblood
11.23.12 | lol mena i see you're fed up with movie lists | menawati
11.23.12 | Anal sex to a Rush playlist...
In the Mood - The Pass - Wheres My Thing - Stick It Out - The WEAPON - Finding My Way - In The End - The Rhythm Method - Distant Early Warning - Countdown - Grand Finale
/thread | hankdee27
11.23.12 | I gotta say that the whole Blood Sugar Sex Magik album would be excellent for fucking. | tommygun
11.23.12 | she stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said what's up now SUCK MY DICK | tommygun
11.23.12 | lol menawati | Cygnatti
11.23.12 | portishead | wacknizzle
11.23.12 | Blood Sex Sugar Magic [3]
Lots of fuck worthy Chili Peppers songs for that matter, flea m/ | JokineAugustus
11.23.12 | Human full album. |
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