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Music To Bang Along With

Are you two in the mood? Use this list and you'll have the best time you have had since, well, ever. (Note: This is definitely not meant to be taken seriously at all, but if you really love music that much, then go ahead).
10The Cure
Lullaby

I guess your um, movements I guess you could call them would go along well with
the instrumentation in this song. The guitar and drums beating together, and the
smooth bass lines would be perfect for that.
9Tool
4 Degrees

I mean, come on people. The lyrics clearly describe the temperature of the inside of
an asshole. This could be used for, hmm hmm, special purposes.
8Dying Fetus
From Womb To Waste

Great for hardcore lovin' with the death metal growls as an inspiration for manly
takeover, and the name will reassure you both that a child will never be born.
7System Of A Down
Cigaro

Yet again, this is another great song for hardcore, animal-like bed-shaking. A two
minute-long dose of this and many references to a male body part shall leave you
exhausted in pleasure.
6Tool
Hooker With A Penis

This could make for some very manly overpowering between the sheets. Even
though this is Keenan's message to a snotty-nosed fan, the lyrics are great for, um
spicing up life.
5System Of A Down
Roulette

If your female partner wants to act all corny with candles and roses, here you go.
This is the perfect love ballad, and you may stop in the middle of your activity just
to listen to it. Perhaps you could use this for the aftermath.
4Led Zeppelin
Black Dog

I'll just show you the first verse, and you'll get the idea.
Hey hey mama said the way you move,
Gon' make you sweat, gon' make you groove.
Ah-ah child way you shake that thing,
Gon' make you burn, gon' make you sting.
Hey hey baby when you walk that way,
Watch your honey drip, can't keep away.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ahh.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, ah, ah, ahh.
3Guns N' Roses
Rocket Queen

Wait till the end, and you hear some nice sound effects that shall enhance your
experience greatly!
2Red Hot Chili Peppers
Sir Psycho Sexy

There is absolutely no explanation needed for this...
1Nine Inch Nails
Get Down, Make Love

A perfect song for the floor shakers. The sounds are um, very nice, (very, very nice
indeed) and you can go along with the industrial beats put in.
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