Douglas: Home Alone Ranked

Douglas 12.20.12	sup
bach 12.20.12	I question how a mother could leave her son behind twice.
oltnabrick 12.20.12	she did it cuz she h8 hum
slipnslide 12.20.12	accurate
Douglas 12.20.12	florida for xmas? srs? stopid parents
Activista anti-MTV 12.20.12	yea he'll have issues as a fake adult
HitlerWonTheWar 12.20.12	my god home alone 3 was fucking abysmal. even as a kid i knew it was terrible.
Douglas 12.20.12	So many fake issues in his fake life as a fake person in a fake reality. didnt he date mila kunis for like 10 yrs in real life? not really many issues there
demon of surveillance 12.20.12	Home Alone 4 makes 3 look Oscar-worthy. French Stewart as Marv and Missy Pyle as his wife. Ughhhh.
Douglas 12.20.12	theres a fucking 4?
HitlerWonTheWar 12.20.12	i didnt know who those people were but i just looked it up and saw the picture for the movie...may god help us all...
Douglas 12.20.12	serious shudders after googling it
HitlerWonTheWar 12.20.12	i actually might watch it for laughs. some movies are so bad that theyre fun to watch, like the john cena movies. theyre hilarious.
Douglas 12.20.12	Ah Mega Shark VS Giant Octopus is a good example of that
Douglas 12.20.12	both 5/5
Imperial 12.20.12	you forgot number 5 "007 - skyfall".
Douglas 12.20.12	lawl
TMobotron 12.20.12	Yeah there's a 4 and it's god awful. I've actually always really enjoyed 3, though it's obviously nothing compared to the first 2 classics. But 1 > 2. They're similarly likeable but just the fact that 2 is the first one completely re-hashed all over again makes it lamer for me. I love em both though.
taylormemer 12.20.12	1 and 2 are awesome. Lots of laughs even to this day, and John Williams' scores are equally appropriate.
Douglas 12.20.12	I love the bird lady side part of the 2nd. I dunno. And yeah, Williams score is remarkable.
MeatSalad 12.20.12	4 is best
taylormemer 12.20.12	Damn, so many great moments coming back to me. Hey, I tell you what I'm gonna give you, Snakes. - Snakes? - I'll give you to the count of ten... ...to get your ugly, yellow, no-good... ...keister off my property... ...before I pump your guts full of lead. All right, Johnny. I'm sorry. I'm going. One, two... ten. HAHAHAHAHAHA Keep the change, you filthy animal. What happened? I don't know who, but somebody just got blown away. Somebody beat us, they're in there. Two of them. There was arguing. One blew the other one away. - Who? - I don't know. I recognized one of their voices. I heard that name "Snakes" before. Snakes? Snakes. Snakes. I don't know no Snakes. Snakes. Let's get out of here.
Activista anti-MTV 12.20.12	snakes
Douglas 12.20.12	Don't gimme that. You been smoochin' with everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Bony Bob, Cliff... I could go on forever, baby!
JoshTh 12.20.12	Ok so I need to see 1 + 2 before Christmas
Minus. 12.20.12	The first one was the best and the only one I will watch at Christmas.
Minus. 12.20.12	But if you guys really want to see a good Christmas movie, watch National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation and/ or the movie Scrooged. Scrooged is a spoof of A Christmas Carol with Bill Murray. Both movies are classic and hilarious.
MisterTornado 12.20.12	they made a 5th one... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWOw6jUX9zo
taylormemer 12.20.12	Damn, didn't realise he wrote Flubber. Yuck
bloc 12.20.12	The first two are classics for sure.
DotEight 12.20.12	I can't believe Mila Kunis and Culkin dated - life isn't fair.
Minus. 12.20.12	I wonder if he put his hands on his cheeks and screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" when she spread her legs for him.
DotEight 12.20.12	"I wonder if he put his hands on his cheeks and screamed "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" when she spread her legs for him." Probably, I would.
MalleusMaleficarum 12.20.12	heroin out of five
Minus. 12.20.12	why is that dumb?
Iamthe Nightstars 12.20.12	The only thing 2 doesn't have on 1 is John Candy.
Minus. 12.20.12	I wish John Candy were still alive...he died way to early.
DotEight 12.20.12	Speaking of I'm going to watch Uncle Buck and Planes, Trains tonight.
DotEight 12.20.12	Ye Ashton Kutcher is wack. Even on That 70's he was just weird and goofy as hell.
Minus. 12.20.12	I did that about 2 weeks ago. I watched a John Candy marathon. It was a great way to spend a rainy Sunday.
demigod! 12.20.12	wow i didnt even know there was a 3rd one now i want to watch the Seinfeld episode where George cries watching Home Alone. classic
Atari 12.20.12	one is better than 2. number 2 was just too over the top
Minus. 12.20.12	Ashton was pretty funny in My Boss' Daughter and What Happens In Vegas though.
Atari 12.20.12	^no those movies were complete shit
Minus. 12.20.12	Speaking of Seinfeld, Ive be meaning to download some seasons cause it's been a while since Ive watched it. Love that show. Curb Your Enthusiasm is funny as hell too.
demigod! 12.20.12	do it. I recently finished watching the first 7 seasons and they were great. I'm watching Curb now, and it's hilarious too, yeah. I'd say it's even funnier than Seinfeld. Maybe. Maybe just different.
Minus. 12.20.12	Ive slowly been collecting all the CYE seasons over the years. You ever watch Married W/ Children? That's one of my favorite sitcoms of all time.
demigod! 12.20.12	no i haven't. i've heard it's good and some of my friends like it but it never really appealed to me. and yeah, im starting to think the same thing andcas. both rule but Curb just strikes a chord every time
Minus. 12.20.12	curb your enthusiasm > seinfeld Agreed.
MalleusMaleficarum 12.20.12	i watch real tv like PUNK'D and CRIBS
demigod! 12.20.12	"curb doesn't tell me when I should find something funny with a laugh track." after watching so much Seinfeld i don't even notice the laugh track. Plus, it's not the showrunner's fault for that. Blame NBC. Curb is better though. I'm convinced after watching the first 3 seasons alone.
Minus. 12.20.12	Yeah I dont even notice the laugh track either, but I grew up in the 90's so maybe that's why.
someguest 12.20.12	"you forgot number 5 "007 - skyfall".' lmfao
Minus. 12.20.12	I remember watching Saved By The Bell on TBS in the mornings before school LOL
Spec 12.20.12	I love Seinfeld. Just saying. It's not their fault it has a laugh track.
MalleusMaleficarum 12.20.12	Seinfeld is more powerful than Curb in the sense of every character feels like your friend
Trebor. 12.20.12	WE SLEPT IN!
demigod! 12.20.12	that's part of its charm really. Curb is so grounded in reality that the awkward/idiotic moments of Larry/other characters feel so much more surreal. Seinfeld on the other hand feels like a cartoon show at times. I mean, you'd never meet a Kramer in real life. Maybe someone similar, but not with the extreme quirks of the character.
demigod! 12.20.12	i have yet to see that one, but i saw a gif from what i think is the episode and lol'd no spoilerz
Douglas 12.20.12	Community is pretty lawl
Douglas 12.20.12	Oh yeah world hasn't ended in yet so we ain't gonna die
wacknizzle 12.20.12	Home Alone 2 is really good but I still prefer the first.
Chortles 12.20.12	nostalgia hard
Douglas 12.20.12	So many nostalgics
Douglas 12.19.13	merry christmas you filthy animals, and a happy new year
ShadowRemains 12.19.13	TRIPLE DECKER BURN
CK 12.19.13	2 is an uncreative carbon copy of the first. True order is 1>3>>>2 and I haven't seen the fourth
MisterTornado 12.19.13	Home Alone 3 rules.
StallionMang 12.19.13	I remember playing Home Alone on Super Nintendo, fuckin great game
Douglas 12.19.13	Richie Rich comes a close 2nd
oltnabrick 12.19.13	pidgeon lady home alone 3.4/3.5
MisterTornado 12.19.13	pidgeon lady hard 4.5
MisterTornado 12.19.13	I'd argue The Pagemaster was Macaulay Culkin's finest moment (even if he was a cartoon half the time)
oltnabrick 12.19.13	I have the third comment itt, my opinion is worth more.
oltnabrick 12.19.13	Pigeon Lady Jamz P-L/
someguest 12.19.13	I be speakin' Swaghili
MisterTornado 12.19.13	there are many great pigeon affiliates. the pigeon type characters from animal crossing are always charming
evilford 12.19.13	WUDDAYA DOIN MARV
Douglas 12.19.13	Santa Claus with Muscles is another christmas classic. What says ho ho ho like a rocket launcher
MisterTornado 12.19.13	kirby's epic yarn