bloc
07.28.13 | Wait, don't you mean the best? Because that Eisely one is top tier. |
theacademy
07.28.13 | anything by adam downer |
amemento
07.28.13 | the progmaster one |
elephantREVOLUTION
07.28.13 | all of this dudes reviews are amazing: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/user/mopheadovmetal
"I really depended in this band for their progressive death metal talents. Between The Buried And me
have diverse influences, from Dream Theater to Soundgarden. They will often include slight traces of
black metal vocals, melodeath leads, progressive musical structures and amazingly executed metalcore
breakdowns. As in breakdowns, not the ones with extremly-slow-tempo boring monotonous guitar
playing. There are just breakdowns that could be a few of the best out of other awesome breakdowns
pulled off by deathcore bands like The Contortionist, All Shall Perish, Impending Doom and After The
Burial. Thomas Giles is awesome at his harsh vocals as much as he is at his cleans, yet only 3
tracks on the album include his cleans." |
ILJ
07.28.13 | anything with hillaryclittongue or skeletor's early reviews
and the progmaster one [2] |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.28.13 | Anything by Chan
and the progmaster one [3] |
Mister Twister
07.28.13 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53359/Excruciating-Thoughts-Archaic/
Dude tried harder on his latest reviews, at least. This one is pretty rough though. |
Recspecs
07.28.13 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53633/iNTRiKeT-The-Woods
My magnum opus |
Crawl
07.28.13 | Chan's and Downer's reviews are good. worst? crandy |
JohnnyoftheWell
07.28.13 | Chan's reviews are absolute bullshit that happens to be well-articulated. Incoming ban. |
Keyblade
07.28.13 | YES A MASTODON GUITAR SOLO |
DarkNoctus
07.28.13 | the linkin park 5/5 ones are pretty bad
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/41360/Linkin-Park-Hybrid-Theory/ |
Mad.
07.28.13 | THIS: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/57334/My-Chemical-Romance-Three-Cheers-For-Sweet-Revenge/
A 5/5 MCR review. Need I say more?
Ok, here's an extract: "They reached out to you that no one can feel." |
Mad.
07.28.13 | Can someone link me to this progmaster review? |
benkim
07.28.13 | thecreative0ne's reviews are all pretty terrible. |
jmnewcomer18
07.28.13 | Lol Eighteen Visions self titled review by JBomb1000 is easily the worst |
DegausserGuernica24
07.28.13 | Anything that theacademy, Santiago191, or undertakerpt does is garbage. |
Mister Twister
07.28.13 | There are worse 5/5 MCR reviews than that: http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/52015/My-Chemical-Romance-Three-Cheers-For-Sweet-Revenge/
"9.Thank you for the venom - With a title like this, you know the song is gonna be brilliant. No wait, fantastic song. 5/5
10.Hang em high - This song sucks. I can't believe they put it on the album. 2/5
11.It's not a fashion statement, it's a ***ing deathwish - There are swearwords in this song, which makes it even better than if there wasnt. 5/5"
Just as an excerpt. |
jmnewcomer18
07.28.13 | Lmao holy fuck |
Cygnatti
07.28.13 | "Anything that theacademy, Santiago191, or undertakerpt does is garbage."
ban this guy. now. |
geasoftime
07.28.13 | This is the progmaster review:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/32618/Mastodon-Blood-Mountain/ |
Trebor.
07.28.13 | The last three songs on Three Cheers are incredible
|
oltnabrick
07.28.13 | that one 4.5 for Drake's Take Care is pre bad but its funny
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/55748/Drake-Take-Care/ |
VlacDrac
07.28.13 | HilaryClitTongue - Yeezus |
MrSirLordGentleman
07.28.13 | The Beach Boys- Pet Sounds for a staff review it sucks in my opinion (the album is awesome tho) |
MuhNamesTyler
07.28.13 | Kill's Periphery review, not a bad review by any means but funny as fuck
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/50591/Periphery-Periphery-II%3A-This-Time-Its-Personal/ |
Scoot
07.28.13 | i whole lotta love this song |
NordicMindset
07.28.13 | 91sam's Dos review:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/54732/Green-Day-iDOS%21/ |
Adabelle
07.28.13 | Anything Hanson, ewwwww. Except his NezPez review |
JustinKing
07.29.13 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/14432/Evanescence-Fallen/
I love looking at this one for a condescending giggle. |
Trebor.
07.29.13 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/52832/The-Tony-Danza-Tapdance-Extravaganza-Danza-IIII%3A-The-Alpha---The-Omega/ |
SIMBOLIC
07.29.13 | the 5 review for parkway drives atlas is the worst ive read |
SIMBOLIC
07.29.13 | pardon, this 4.5 review not a 5
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/53305/Parkway-Drive-Atlas/ |
SweetCloset
07.29.13 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/57738/Black-Veil-Brides-We-Stitch-These-Wounds/ |
Trebor.
07.29.13 | A lot of big core fans can't write for shit |
SIMBOLIC
07.29.13 | an excerpt from the masterful track-by-track
1.) Sparks: You can’t start a fire without some sparks. 5/5
2.) Old Ghosts / New Regrets: Welcome to the fire. It’s a big one. In one hand you have a fire extinguisher and the other hand you have lighter fluid. What will you throw into the flames? 4/5
3.) Dream Run: A more mainstream metalcore song, Dream Run is a perfect track to attract fans of all shapes and sizes. If you have a high school brother or sister with underlying emo tendencies, DO NOT show them this song. 5/5
|
SIMBOLIC
07.29.13 | its the worst thing ever |
ChuckyTruant
07.29.13 | hey I'm a big core fan and I can write |
SweetCloset
07.29.13 | Same im posting my BVB review tomorrow plz read and pos |
Gwyn.
07.29.13 | progmaster
"I am actually the greatest reviewer this site has ever seen but no one knows hip hop and is too busy furiously jerking off on here for me to educate them"
Kill yourself. |
ChuckyTruant
07.29.13 | lol |
SIMBOLIC
07.29.13 | wow he's not be sarcastic at all |
SIMBOLIC
07.29.13 | that progmaster one is defs not the worst by a long shot |
Mister Twister
07.29.13 | @SweetCloset: skele doesn't count.
My reviews suck pretty badly. Behold the horror:
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/56787/Iron-Mask-Black-as-Death/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/57021/Insinnerator-Stalagmite-of-Ice/ |
ExcentrifugalForz
07.29.13 | this is my favorite thread i've ever seen on sputnik |
Muisc4Life26
07.29.13 | check out my reviews ;) |
tempest--
07.29.13 | http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/54684/Nirvana-Nevermind/
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/review/51092/Megadeth-Rust-in-Peace/ |
ZilbelPing
07.29.13 | No one's mentioned breakdown's Dark Days review? A true classic.
The Eisley one is awesome, agreed. |
DikkoZinner
07.29.13 | OP what's up with the genre tourney? |