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Last Active 11-07-13 1:47 am Joined 05-21-13
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| The Real Tool Ranked List
Since greenlinkincockfuck's list was a piece of shit, this is the real list. | 37 | | Tool Undertow
Crawl Away | 36 | | Tool 10,000 Days
Intension | 35 | | Tool Lateralus
Schism | 34 | | Tool 10,000 Days
Vicarious | 33 | | Tool Aenima
Jimmy | 32 | | Tool 10,000 Days
Wings for Marie (Part 1) | 31 | | Tool Undertow
Flood | 30 | | Tool Undertow
4o | 29 | | Tool Lateralus
Lateralus | 28 | | Tool Undertow
Undertow | 27 | | Tool Undertow
Bottom | 26 | | Tool Undertow
Disgustipated | 25 | | Tool 10,000 Days
Jambi | 24 | | Tool Aenima
Third Eye | 23 | | Tool Lateralus
Parabol | 22 | | Tool 10,000 Days
Rosetta Stoned | 21 | | Tool Undertow
Sober | 20 | | Tool Undertow
Intolerance | 19 | | Tool 10,000 Days
The Pot | 18 | | Tool 10,000 Days
10,000 Days (Wings for Marie Part 2) | 17 | | Tool Lateralus
Reflection | 16 | | Tool Lateralus
Ticks and Leeches | 15 | | Tool Lateralus
Disposition | 14 | | Tool Lateralus
The Patient | 13 | | Tool Aenima
H. | 12 | | Tool Aenima
Forty Six & 2 | 11 | | Tool Lateralus
Parabola | 10 | | Tool Lateralus
Triad | 9 | | Tool Aenima
Pushit | 8 | | Tool Aenima
Eulogy | 7 | | Tool Undertow
Prison Sex | 6 | | Tool Aenima
Stinkfist | 5 | | Tool Aenima
Aenema | 4 | | Tool Lateralus
The Grudge | 3 | | Tool 10,000 Days
Right in Two | 2 | | Tool Aenima
Hooker With a Penis | 1 | | Tool Undertow
Swamp Song | |
Rsetness9
09.23.13 | Prison Sex is a strong #1 for me | Rsetness9
09.23.13 | And even though they are often overrated you can't justify ranking Schism and Vicarious that low | StallionMang
09.23.13 | List = lol nope. | lyzakthellama
09.23.13 | Jambi is better than 25 | StallionMang
09.23.13 | I mean, how can you possibly justify putting Schism and Vicarious at 35 and 34? | NordicMindset
09.23.13 | are you fucking stupid? | NordicMindset
09.23.13 | oh wait lemme answer that for you yes you are. yes you fucking are | FearThyEvil
09.23.13 | LMFAO this is the worst tool ranking I've ever seen. | demigod!
09.23.13 | other list was better | StallionMang
09.23.13 | "greenlinkincockfuck" | NordicMindset
09.23.13 | swamp song at 1? that song is great, but deserves around 20. third eye and lateralus are way too low, 24 and 29? hooker, pushit, triad and stinkfist are too high, while you put disgustipated (nothing more but 16-minutes of noise) ahead of schism and vicarious. goddamn this cancer list | demigod!
09.23.13 | at least the grudge is top 5... also he somehow misspelled the Aenima track despite typing the album name like 10 times before it | NordicMindset
09.23.13 | nah the aenima title track is actually spelled that way | NordicMindset
09.23.13 | http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%86nema | demigod!
09.23.13 | well shit
| NordicMindset
09.24.13 | rosetta stoned above lateralus, third eye, schism and vicarious is just criminal | CK
09.24.13 | The Real Tool Ranked List? I highly doubt that | NordicMindset
09.24.13 | Stallion who you calling greenlinkincockfuck?
| Millstone
09.24.13 | Cockfuck - The Smegma Law | IbenizGEO1
09.24.13 | Oh look another list about Tool | Sapient.
09.24.13 | this list hurts my feelings | IbenizGEO1
09.24.13 | "Since greenlinkincockfuck's list was a piece of shit, this is the real list."
wow | MO
09.24.13 | reflection at 17, lateralus at fucking 29?
lol terrible list | ChopSuey
09.24.13 | lol terrible list
teslabarrier is a fag | Avagantamos
09.24.13 | 2 is way too high | teslabarrier
09.24.13 | vicarious and schism are low becAUSE of their popularity.
rosetta stoned is high because of its great lyrics about drug usage as use of the word fuck a lot.
reflection and third eye are overly boring and long. disgustipated is high because of the crickets and religion part so cool.
lateralus is rather stale, 1,1,2,3,4,7,21 fibonacci yay a great song.
hooker has great lyrics; point THAT FUCKIN FINGER UP YOUR A~SSSSSSSSSSSS! VANS 501, NIPPLE RINGS! DIPSHIT, DUMBFUCK! YOU BOUGHT ONE!!!!!!! FUCK YOU BUDDY, FUCK YOU BUDDY, FUCK YOU BUDDY! OGT, DOPE BEASTIE TEE, FIRST EP, in 92!
swamp song is my fav bc of its anger, raw pissery. what music should be about is depression and sadness, not happiness. fuck hapiness.
jambi is bland.
triad is a sick instrumental.
pushit is high because it has 'shit' in its title.
fuck the haters #yolo #swagonmyjockrock
| Rowan5215
09.24.13 | "vicarious and schism are low becAUSE of their popularity."
So the simple fact that a lot of people like them makes them bad songs? Wow
Even if this wasn't terribly ranked it would still suck because you made it just to be a douche | NordicMindset
09.24.13 | ok well you can go to hell.
you like rosetta and hooker just because they said the word "fuck" in them a lot? man you must like modern rap so much bro.
reflection and third eye are overly boring and long but disgustipated and rosetta aren't? and vicarious and schism are bottom just because they're popular? goddamn it just shit the bed already. | FearThyEvil
09.24.13 | rosetta stoned is high because of its great lyrics about drug usage as use of the word fuck a lot.
Says fuck a lot. Instant classic | NordicMindset
09.24.13 | rowan, did you read this dude's reviews yet? just a waste of space. he'll be the next camgrovesfan. | NordicMindset
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best song ever amirite? | Rowan5215
09.24.13 | I saw the NIN review he did, lolol | Avagantamos
09.24.13 | "vicarious and schism are low becAUSE of their popularity.
rosetta stoned is high because of its great lyrics about drug usage as use of the word fuck a lot.
reflection and third eye are overly boring and long. disgustipated is high because of the crickets and religion part so cool.
lateralus is rather stale, 1,1,2,3,4,7,21 fibonacci yay a great song.
hooker has great lyrics; point THAT FUCKIN FINGER UP YOUR A~SSSSSSSSSSSS! VANS 501, NIPPLE RINGS! DIPSHIT, DUMBFUCK! YOU BOUGHT ONE!!!!!!! FUCK YOU BUDDY, FUCK YOU BUDDY, FUCK YOU BUDDY! OGT, DOPE BEASTIE TEE, FIRST EP, in 92!
swamp song is my fav bc of its anger, raw pissery. what music should be about is depression and sadness, not happiness. fuck hapiness.
jambi is bland.
triad is a sick instrumental.
pushit is high because it has 'shit' in its title.
fuck the haters #yolo #swagonmyjockrock"
ok | IbenizGEO1
09.24.13 | OMFG....HORRID [11] thread | NordicMindset
09.24.13 | This dude is like 13 if he still says swag YOLO.
Fuck it, I'm 13 and I don't say that shit | TheSupernatural
09.24.13 | 22 is 1 | NordicMindset
09.24.13 | no 22 is 37 | evilford
09.24.13 | 22 is 1 [2]
Lol this is worse than the other one | LocustGrove
09.24.13 | Greenlinkincockfuck LOL | NordicMindset
09.24.13 | LOL | JaySpiral
09.24.13 | Lateralus 29. You sir, are a complete joke of a human. | SitarHero
09.24.13 | "lateralus is rather stale, 1,1,2,3,4,7,21 fibonacci yay a great song."
Epic Fibonacci fail! | ShadowRemains
09.24.13 | shit ranking | MO
09.24.13 | pushit is high because it has 'shit' in its title.
pushit is high because it has 'shit' in its title.
pushit is high because it has 'shit' in its title.
pushit is high because it has 'shit' in its title.
what an argument
| Sapient.
09.24.13 | With that logic MO, he must have "Hooker with a Penis" high then cause he's into transexual hookers | MO
09.24.13 | would explain a lot | TheSupernatural
09.24.13 | And Stinkfist. He seems to like Maynard at his kinkiest | Sapient.
09.24.13 | Tesla's a perv, it seems | sputnik1
09.24.13 | Funny as hell |
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