RoyalImperialGuard
User

Reviews 11
Approval 100%

Soundoffs 10
News Articles 10
Band Edits + Tags 37
Album Edits 107

Album Ratings 327
Objectivity 58%

Last Active 08-30-14 10:24 pm
Joined 02-10-14

Review Comments 1,569

 Lists
02.21.15 Beer Festival02.19.15 I Didn't Choose The Thug Life
02.16.15 Beverages I Can't Live Without02.01.15 Brood Digz
01.30.15 2005 Throwbacks01.28.15 Taken By The Light
01.25.15 Underrated01.24.15 The Warriors
01.21.15 Sput Metallers Goin Soft 01.17.15 3000 Unread Emails
01.16.15 Can You Feel It Sputnik?01.12.15 Superman Punching The Userbase
01.07.15 Blazing Saddles01.03.15 Playoffs
01.01.15 New Year Digs12.24.14 Thanks For Asking
12.23.14 Miami Marlins.12.15.14 Feeling Fabulous.......
More »

Animals That Suck
1Amon Amarth
The Avenger


Seagulls. Dicks with wings. Airborne feathery Robin Hoods of the daylight constantly stealing your shit and harassing your family members. Congregator of parking lots and public nuisances.
2Camel
Moonmadness


Stray Cats. Furry little assholes that always cause a ruckus in the hood. Constantly jumping on your roof, hiding under your cars, blowing the rape whistle against other feral cats while your trying to sleep and being fuckheads
3Chelsea Wolfe
Pain Is Beauty


Opossums. The ugliest animals on the earth that have no purpose in life other than to scare the fuck out of you at night and get hit by cars.
4The House of Usher
Stars Fall Down


Squirrels. Belligerent furry assholes that are always getting intoxicated in public and falling out of trees. Also prone to dying to the sweet chin music of automobiles much like possums.
5Clan of Xymox
Medusa


Raccoons. Feral, vicious, brave and unkempt motherfuckers that go out of their way to remind you of how much of gigantic dicks they are and how little fucks they give about standing toe to toe humanity.
6Britney Spears
Oops!...I Did It Again


Pick yours Sputnik. This represents only the east coast of Murrica. Those of you on the west coast or in another country tell me your most annoying animals.
7Enslaved
Isa
8Bog of the Infidel
To Corrupt Your Sons and Lust After Your Daughters
9Marduk
Fuck Me Jesus
10Danny Brown
Old
Show/Add Comments (52)

STAFF & CONTRIBUTORS // CONTACT US

Bands: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z


Site Copyright 2005-2023 Sputnikmusic.com
All Album Reviews Displayed With Permission of Authors | Terms of Use | Privacy Policy