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Top 10 Favourite Vocalists (and friends)

List proves all the best vocalists can't sing proper
25Pavement
Wowee Zowee


Honorable Mention/
Stephen Malkmus sounds like: a bookish nerd talking during the grips of a fever dream
24Tom Waits
Heartattack and Vine


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Tom Waits sounds like: a man gargling his own vomit
23Sigur Ros
Agaetis Byrjun


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Jonsi sounds like: a choirboy trapped in a wind tunnel
22Nirvana
Nevermind


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Kurt Cobain sounds like: a man attempting to shred his larynx as soon as humanly possible
21Bjork
Debut


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Bjork sounds like: a woodland nymph but think along the lines of 'distressing' rather than anything sexual
20Alice in Chains
Dirt


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Layne Staley sounds like: a medical mystery being the first man to be born with the vocal cords of a goat
19Jane's Addiction
Ritual De Lo Habitual


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Perry Farrell sounds like: a naked man-child hippy freak with a twinkle in his eye
18Faith No More
King for a Day... Fool for a Lifetime


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Mike Patton sounds like: a sexual deviant with a multiple personality disorder
17Wild Beasts
Limbo, Panto


Honorable mention/
Hayden Thorpe sounds like: a screamingly posh young dandy
16Led Zeppelin
Led Zeppelin II


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Robert Plant sounds like: a man continuously ejaculating into his pants
15Beach House
Teen Dream


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Victoria Legrand sounds like: a woman with a huge Adams apple
14Megadeth
Countdown to Extinction


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Dave Mustaine sounds like: yer typical bratty redhead
13Ol' Dirty Bastard
Return to the 36 Chambers: The Dirty Version


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ODB sounds like: a 'cross the street to avoid' loon on day release
12Lambchop
Mr. M


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Kurt Wagner sounds like: that uncle the family never talk about
11Tricky
Maxinquaye


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Tricky sounds like: a sex pest with smokers lung
10Tindersticks
Tindersticks II


Stuart Staples sounds like: a pub singer hooked on mogadon
9Sparklehorse
It's a Wonderful Life


Mark Linkous sounds like: a Dr Doolittle figure who's given up on people and now only whispers to animals
8 Red House Painters
Red House Painters I


Mark Kozelek sounds like: a man preparing for a lifetime of ready meals for one
7Talking Heads
Remain in Light


David Byrne sounds like: a man with electrodes attached to his nipples
6Bonnie 'Prince' Billy
I See a Darkness


Will Oldham sounds like: a man whose mother is also his sister in law
5Mercury Rev
All Is Dream


Jonathan Donahue sounds like: an effeminate pixie man
4Radiohead
The Bends


Thom Yorke sounds like: a man resigned to impending death
3Destroyer
Kaputt


Dan Bejar sounds like: a drug addled cult leader
2The The
Infected


Matt Johnson sounds like: a deadly serious prophet of doom
1The National
Trouble Will Find Me


Matt Berninger sounds like: a man on suicide watch
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