Nocturnalize: Sputnik Fight Night

Nocturnalize 12.08.15	What are some match ups you guys would like to see? Lots of anger around here so I think some violence is necessary
RogueNine 12.08.15	Just $5?
Nocturnalize 12.08.15	Well most of the participants would be outta shape neck beards so 5$ seem fair to me
Snake. 12.08.15	me vs. sharktooth
YakNips 12.08.15	pots vs. tree would be sick
Ashen 12.08.15	pissbore vs hawks sach vs treeqt pots vs kanye west
ZippaThaRippa 12.08.15	SachikoM vs. conventionally held opinions
Nocturnalize 12.08.15	So much beef here. I love it m/
ZippaThaRippa 12.08.15	Also, holy fucking christ what an atrocious list
Ashen 12.08.15	Ars vs reading comprehension
tempest-- 12.08.15	necrotica vs. his dignity
RogueNine 12.08.15	If this is going to be like seven fights I'd pay more tbh.
Nocturnalize 12.08.15	okay ticket prices just went up to 50$ also you gotta fly/drive into canada so bring your passports too
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	"pots vs. tree would be sick" dude what the fuck is wrong with you? i couldnt fight tree that would be like hitting a crippled baby goat with a rock you sick fuck. "pots vs kanye west" thats better
Ashen 12.08.15	mort vs 2.5 beers rabbitpal vs torts
Rowan5215 12.08.15	"mort vs 2.5 beers" LOL
Archael 12.08.15	thread needs more shade
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	ashen u are fucking killing it right now
Archael 12.08.15	"Ars vs reading comprehension" honestly lmao
Ashen 12.08.15	zak vs college education
supremejelly 12.08.15	I've always hated myself. I shall battle myself to the death
wtferrothorn 12.08.15	Sowing vs. FlagAsh Only one person can claim Sufjan Stevens as their own
deathschool 12.08.15	I'll fight a thing
Archael 12.08.15	zak vs jesse lacey's angst
wtferrothorn 12.08.15	mort. vs. the mort without a period
Ashen 12.08.15	flagash vs his taste
Ashen 12.08.15	SKELE VS WILLIE
Rowan5215 12.08.15	sixdegrees vs lists
Ashen 12.08.15	ballstothewall put in a cage by himself and observed closely for scientific research
wtferrothorn 12.08.15	aftertheascencion vs. zak
Archael 12.08.15	periphery's fanbase vs sputnik userbase
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	"my tears VS your weapon" died "ballstothewall put in a cage by himself and observed closely for scientific research" was resurrected solely for the purpose of dying again
wtferrothorn 12.08.15	OvDeath vs. OvRot
Mystletainn 12.08.15	Rabbit would destroy torts
Ashen 12.08.15	hep kat vs rehab relinquish vs potsy tbh
ZippaThaRippa 12.08.15	There can only be one Ov Everyone knows Ballstothewall has been battling his own crumbling sanity for ages now.
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	me and wolfe love each other tho
Ashen 12.08.15	i don't think he has been battling it at all
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	"Everyone knows Ballstothewall has been battling his own crumbling sanity for ages now." much truth
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	"i don't think he has been battling it at all" much more truth
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	more like fully embracing his crumbling sanity
Artuma 12.08.15	"Sowing vs. FlagAsh" the softest fight in the history of fights
ZippaThaRippa 12.08.15	It's funny how he occasionally has moments of clarity in which he seems almost human again
Ashen 12.08.15	blitzed off of pear cider and my toenail is bleeding, list is neo pagan zazz to commemorate the occasion
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	rofl
Ashen 12.08.15	me vs art
wtferrothorn 12.08.15	@Artuma tbh they'd prob slapfight for a minute, then tear up and run away to listen to Carrie & Lowell.
ZippaThaRippa 12.08.15	Fucking Wyders
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	i once heard a hilarious story involving ballstothewall and wolfhorde and dehydration and hospitals
Ashen 12.08.15	lakes vs whoever cares about lakes
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	so by process of elimination lakes vs hopefully his mom but probably not even
Ashen 12.08.15	as long as it's worth my 5 canadian dollars
porcupinetheater 12.08.15	Brown vs. the Board of Education
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	someguest vs married women, an ever losing battle
Ashen 12.08.15	trebor vs ... omg there are so many
Frippertronics 12.08.15	sach v. merzbow
Ashen 12.08.15	rasputin vs sunlight
tempest-- 12.08.15	i wouldnt fight treb
MyNameIsPencil 12.08.15	oisincoleman64 vs Sweeney Todd
ZombicidalMan 12.08.15	treb vs. sea
Keyblade 12.08.15	aftertheascension vs a real live woman that he's not related to
MyNameIsPencil 12.08.15	I'd pay to see that
Frippertronics 12.08.15	sputnik v. sachiko m thread
Deathconscious 12.08.15	this needs to happen.
Archelirion 12.08.15	Sonoma vs Sowders Jom vs Willie
Gwyn. 12.08.15	whoever's fighting against snide I'll root for them
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.08.15	"pots vs. australia" thats inaccurate tho. it shoud be pots vs white male australians tbh
treeqt. 12.08.15	"pots vs. tree would be sick" but we're besties
TheSonomaDude 12.08.15	"Sonoma vs Sowders" He would kill me.
Nocturnalize 12.08.15	Insurrection vs Jac wood b gud everything ashen has said [2]
romulanrancor 12.08.15	"Sonoma vs Sowders" LOLOL
Relinquished 12.08.15	ashen wins, he seems to be the only one with good insight on this
oisincoleman64 12.08.15	"oisincoleman64 vs Sweeney Todd" I never remember the names of the users I argue with here so I'm not sure of the context
Keyblade 12.08.15	jom vs a uhd album artwork png
Sowing 12.08.15	I knew there'd be a mention of me in here but I figured it'd be Sowing vs Davey. Either way, I'd compliment him or anyone else into submission.
guitarded_chuck 12.08.15	wouldnt mind kneeing pots in the face to give him a lesson in maturity
guitarded_chuck 12.08.15	actually i bet hes some scrawny pale ass 5 foot 8 white kid, id just literally throw him across the room and itd be over before it started
onionbubs 12.08.15	onionbubs vs onionbubs
SharkTooth 12.08.15	onionbubs is gonna get shrekt
DinosaurJones 12.08.15	Dinosaur vs DinosaurJones vs PurpleDino TRIPLE THREAT MATCH
sonictheplumber 12.08.15	Zoo fue vs tweet twoot
sonictheplumber 12.08.15	That's how yalls shit sounds cuz I never heard of these fuckers except hep kat
sonictheplumber 12.08.15	Sonic vs Apollo, andcas, aiwaz
SharkTooth 12.08.15	bigpleb vs bigblob
ScuroFantasma 12.08.15	I want to see all of Ashens proposed matches
Nocturnalize 12.08.15	traditional martial arts are for nerds and you know it hep
guitarded_chuck 12.08.15	mma more like lol, srs
CalculatingInfinity 12.08.15	We need to get tag matches in here too :3
DinosaurJones 12.08.15	I'd team up with someone. Who else here likes ska? I feel like I'm an outlier.
Nocturnalize 12.08.15	"mma more like lol, srs" Oh sorry I forgot how tough keyboard warriors are
alienobserver 12.08.15	YO I WANT TORTS FOR MYSELF
alienobserver 12.08.15	actually no Asdfp277
DinosaurJones 12.08.15	"Oh sorry I forgot how tough keyboard warriors are" Dude, everyone here will tell you how long they've trained for in which martial arts under which teacher. For example, I trained for several years in Tang Soo Do under Master Steele, and I earned my Black Belt. ...over 10 years ago. I don't remember shit. Also, I'm kind of fat. But shit, I shouldn't mention that last part. I'M HARD, MOTHERFUCKER.
Keyblade 12.08.15	"Zoo fue vs tweet twoot" lmfao
guitarded_chuck 12.08.15	"Oh sorry I forgot how tough keyboard warriors are" i was agreeing with you, dont be such a tough keyboard warrior
guitarded_chuck 12.08.15	ive been lifting 3-5 times a week for like 4 years so yall take you fancy belts and shove them up yr ass cause u cant FUCK with me
Mort. 12.08.15	"mort vs 2.5 beers" beers would win tbh, cant stand the taste and they make me feel ill
RogueNine 12.08.15	There should just be a bracket for the whole site.
JWT155 12.08.15	By fight, you mean sending mean comments back and forth over Doritos' stained keyboards?
ArsMoriendi 12.08.15	"Ars vs reading comprehension" ...who are you again? Can I fight you? "ars vs. anyone not voting for bernie sanders" Maybe lol Honestly, I kind of want to duke it out with Fripp lmao.
Mort. 12.08.15	fripp would fucking destroy you ars
Archael 12.08.15	jac vs snox :]
Asdfp277 12.08.15	i will fight all y'all, i don't even care
emester 12.08.15	Wonder who I would fight. Honestly though I can't think of anyone :/
Sinternet 12.08.15	Zak vs TDAG
onionbubs 12.08.15	bagof4grapes vs onionbubs
MyNameIsPencil 12.08.15	Me vs Brettgoespunk because he annoys me
ArsMoriendi 12.08.15	@onionbubs: So you're fighting yourself?
DinosaurJones 12.08.15	Hey man, I NEVER eat Doritos and use my keyboard. I can't stand getting my keyboard greasy.
ArsMoriendi 12.08.15	"fripp would fucking destroy you ars" Probably, but if I could get in 1 good punch, it'd be REALLY satisfying.
MyNameIsPencil 12.08.15	That would be hilarious to watch
Sinternet 12.08.15	Pots vs anyone who doesnt 5 100% Electronica
JWT155 12.08.15	Neckbeards... FIGHT!
onionbubs 12.08.15	Snide vs. cjsixpointfive Or really anybody vs. cjsixpointfive
dbizzles 12.08.15	kill v snide, pls
MO 12.08.15	"the softest fight in the history of fights" nah that'd be sowing vs seaanemone
eaglefan1998 12.08.15	potsy vs everyone, would be fucking hilarious
Asdfp277 12.08.15	deviant. vs the ampersand glitch
Mystletainn 12.08.15	"ive been lifting 3-5 times a week for like 4 years so yall take you fancy belts and shove them up yr ass cause u cant FUCK with me" Muscle =\|= ability to fight sorry
Asdfp277 12.08.15	it definitely helps
Relinquished 12.08.15	stop bringing in lame matchups
onionbubs 12.08.15	mynameispencil vs the 5 inches of disappointment
TheSonomaDude 12.08.15	Neckbeard fedora wars
climactic 12.08.15	has anyone posted the youtube vids scoot made?
climactic 12.08.15	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Gmflrlr88o
Mort. 12.08.15	wtf clim
alienobserver 12.08.15	i remember those lmao
JWT155 12.08.15	That was beautiful
rufinthefury 12.08.15	i know neither of them but i laughed.
climactic 12.08.15	who tf doesnt know hawks and kill?
JWT155 12.08.15	New people?
climactic 12.08.15	smh
Snake. 12.08.15	me vs. new users
ChopSuey 12.08.15	....
climactic 12.08.15	Joined 08-03-13
LepreCon 12.08.15	Bonus event: LepreCon vs Gauntlet of Converge fans
MO 12.08.15	lol clim
Snake. 12.08.15	ehh to me new is like less than a year active on this site, i've been active since march 2013
Sinternet 12.08.15	those vids were pretty funny despite not knowing half the users
Asdfp277 12.08.15	i know all of them smh
JWT155 12.08.15	We are a dying breed.
rufinthefury 12.08.15	death to all elders
JWT155 12.08.15	That'd be a cool band name. album cover could be some crazy dude slitting throats in an old folks home.
grannypantys 12.08.15	"ars vs. anyone not voting for bernie sanders" the fact that ars is allowed to vote really cheapens the whole process
Asdfp277 12.08.15	how many people prefer the guy with the hideous, monstrous hair im not from the usa i don't know
ArsMoriendi 12.08.15	Wow, a lot of users think I'm dumb... goddammit.
torts 12.08.15	I'll take Mr rabbit sure
evilford 12.08.15	"Everyone knows Ballstothewall has been battling his own crumbling sanity for ages now" aren't wea lll tho
Relinquished 12.08.15	I'm at peace with myself
Boyproblems 12.08.15	lol u all suck
Mort. 12.08.15	can we have some sorta consensus on what constitutes a new user pls
Asdfp277 12.08.15	less than a year interacting seems decent tbh
Relinquished 12.08.15	that's something a new user would say
Frippertronics 12.09.15	you can't trust nobody, not even yourself
Mort. 12.09.15	id like to see fripp throw down in the pit
ScuroFantasma 12.09.15	Cool vid
RogueNine 12.09.15	There are new users and then there are people who have been here for nearly three years and you wouldn't know it. Yeah, I'm pretty much in the latter.
Keyblade 12.09.15	"Joined 08-03-13" ded
Ryus 12.09.15	holy shit good thread guys
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.09.15	"wouldnt mind kneeing pots in the face to give him a lesson in maturity guitarded_chuck 12.08.15 [Report this Post] actually i bet hes some scrawny pale ass 5 foot 8 white kid, id just literally throw him across the room and itd be over before it started" >lesson in maturity >in maturity >maturity well, here's your lesson in maturity buddy - i have no inflammatory assumptions on your race, size, age, or anything else in real life and wish you no ill intent nor do i wish to inflict you physical harm plus for good measure i also have no qualms with you nor do i feel the need or desire to fuel your grudge and hatred towards me for some arbitrary disagreements we may have had on the internet in the past ¯_(ツ)_/¯
ArsMoriendi 12.09.15	Potsy just won the thread, holy shit.
Apollo 12.09.15	shut the fuck up you assholes
Mort. 12.09.15	ars dont buttlick potsy
Mort. 12.09.15	jk ars you do want you want to do its a free world be free
ArsMoriendi 12.09.15	Normally I don't like buttlicking anyone on Sputnik, but his last comment was glorious. Plus Potsy was in my dream last night so I feel like I owe him something (Snide was there too, but he was like evil in it... I've been spending far too much time on this website I swear.) It was a pretty awful dream.
alienobserver 12.09.15	i actually had a dream about sputnik too i think yak gave me a vinyl of an abundance of strawberries and we watched the sunset together it was nice
ArsMoriendi 12.09.15	Mine had to do with Potsy staying over my house for the weekend as a guest for some reason and Snide attempting to murder him by setting his room on fire while he was asleep in it, but when the fire started to spread to my room, I ran over to Potsy's room and saved him with a fire extinguisher. Then Snide got away... and Potsy, my sister and I argued about what movie to watch and he said something condescending about me or something. I was also super mad because Potsy didn't appreciate me saving him at all. It was all somewhat inspired by Judio's "new article" yesterday. According to my dream Snide was trying to get revenge on Potsy for hurting his feelings or something. I rarely remember my dreams, but when I do they're very vivid.
MyNameIsPencil 12.09.15	If I had a Sputnik related dream I would kill myself
Fort23 12.09.15	lol potttttts i have no inflammatory assumptions about you either
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.09.15	i was a damsel in distress in one of ars's dreams i don't even know what to do with my life anymore
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.09.15	"lol potttttts i have no inflammatory assumptions about you either" :D
ArsMoriendi 12.09.15	@Potsy: You could say thank you for my dream self saving your dream self's life. Ungrateful bastard.
Mort. 12.09.15	just the fact that ars dreams about you should worry you
CaimanJesus 12.09.15	If I had a Sputnik related dream I would kill myself [2]
Lord(e)Po)))ts 12.09.15	thank u for saving me from snides imaginary attorney ars
Mort. 12.09.15	ive had a sputnik related dream but it was pretty simple and just consisted of being on sputnik somehow i dont dream of specific users fuck that would be weird
ArsMoriendi 12.09.15	It was very weird.
PlatonicMushroom 12.09.15	I'd wrestle with Americanflagash Kazaki style tbh
guitarded_chuck 12.09.15	potsy scured as fkkkk (jokes ilu )
DinosaurJones 12.09.15	I have not had a sputnik dream yet. I hope it stays that way.
guitarded_chuck 12.09.15	for real eh rofl all good tho