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Things I Have Learned From Sputnik

I have officially been on Sputnik for 7 years(don't go by this account). So here are the ten biggest lessons Sputnik has taught me.
1Verse
Aggression


Use of the words "f*ggot," "n*gger," and any variation of the two aren't acceptable insults in society. There are other perfectly good words like "cunt," "shithead," and my personal favorite, "twat-stained guinea sniffer" that work just as well.
2Wu-Tang Clan
Enter the Wu-Tang (36 Chambers)


If you have an account and you piss everyone off to the point of Jom or Dev banning you, just create a new account and continue pissing everyone off. If I were to use this as a life lesson, I would be immortal.
3Fugazi
Red Medicine


Everyone in life can have a strong opinion on a world issue. All you have to say is "Trump has some wonderful ideas" and watch the shit storm begin.
4Deftones
White Pony


Don't share anything person with anyone. Ever. If you do so, you will be subsequently called a "f*ggot" and told to go kill yourself.
5Heaven Shall Burn
Antigone


There are no such thing as women. Anywhere. If some one tells you that they are a woman, pull up their skirt and I guarantee you'll find a dick.
6The Beach Boys
Pet Sounds


Don't ever, EVER use tinychat unless you want to watch a fat guy fap with giant headphones on.
7Aceyalone
Lightning Strikes


If you don't like someone, continuously mock them until they don't show their face ever again. After you have driven said person from your life, pray to God for five minutes that they didn't commit suicide, and then proceed to use them as the butt-end of your jokes for the entirety of your existence.
8Ignite
Our Darkest Days


If you don't like Brand New, Opeth, the Deftones, or any of the other bands that so many here hold dear, you are a f*ggot and you should probably die.
9Shai Hulud
That Within Blood Ill-Tempered


That being said, if you like BotDF, Asking Alexandria, or that hispanic guy that looked like a tranny and auto-tuned his voice to the point of being unbearable, you are a f*ggot and you should probably die.
10Misfits
Static Age


I am a giant f*ggot and I should probably die.
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